Let's have a good old Robot general
Rules
>no fembots
>no blackbots
>no muslimbots
>no fags
What are my fellow robots doing tonight?
>>38556315
Living as a Black man who is in this thread.
>>38556361
Alright then
What troubles you my friend?
Shameful self bump
So original it can't be true
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?They all crossed into the US!
xD
>>38556309
would be better as "an olympic high jump team"
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?Because they only train for the Ole'mpics
huehue
What has 4 legs and yells hodido hodido?2 niggers running for an elevator
>its another episode of mom buying not healthy food and complaining about me because im a weak minded fool with no self discipline because i was raised with no father role
>>38556267
Go buy your own food
>>38556284
for what money im a neet
>>38556267
that fatwojak edit made me kek, good job
I'm depressed. I'm going back to school in September, what should I right now to make me more desirable towards people? I just want friends.
You should try to fix any hygiene issues. A big turnoff for normies are skin conditions - mainly on the face. Also try to dress your age. That means jeans or long pants instead of shorts if you're in your 20s.
>>38556254
>Also try to dress your age. That means jeans or long pants instead of shorts if you're in your 20s.
>implying you cant wear shorts in your 20s
Cargo shorts are lame whatever your age is.
>>38556254
Build confidence by changing your mindset, buy regular clothes, chill around frosh week and shit
Friendly reminder that this 20 year old dude earns more than $3 million dollars a month, meanwhile you still live at home with mommy.
Stay jealous pathetic beta loser cucks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSlb1ezRqfA
>>38556173
lol this guy is a fucking faggot
>>38556198
Who cares what some angsty teenagers think about you? He gets mad pussy
Why have I never heard of this guy and now people spam threads about him across 4chan.
Is this like paid shilling or something?
Coming out of my cage
and I've been doing just fine.
Gotta gotta gotta be down
because I want it all.
IT STARTED OUT WITH A KISS, HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS? IT WAS ONLY A KISS
>people starting threads with song lyrics
>people here still refuse to believe this place is surrounded by normies and underages
NOW IM FALLING ASLEEP! AND SHES CALLING A CAB! WHILE SHES HAVING A SMOKE, SHES TAKING A DRAG!!!
Why do so many white boys do this?
>>38555913
Because being a white male is a curse. Being a white woman is a blessing.
>>38555913
Because they're mentally ill and everybody is just willing to play along instead of getting them proper help.
>>38555913
It's actually a tiny fraction of white boys. So much so that you're unlikely to even come across a tranny in your life.
This is my 1st preserved specimen (a rusty crawfish)
Opinions?
>>38555797
What's our little buddy floating in?
>>38555797
What type of embalming fluid did you use?
>>38555850
>>38555851
Denatured alcohol (now I know its a bit harsh on their shells and will probably degrade in around a year) I have another crawfish with only 1 claw Im planning on preserving in a %75 isopropyl and %25 glycerine solution
Do you miss the early 2010s(2009-2012), /r9k/? Back when the atmosphere of the world had a more buoyant feel and a sense of optimism and hope for the future, in part due to Obama's election and the initial honeymoon over Bush being gone (which ended by Obama's second term when the SJW rot began to set in).
Before the atmosphere began getting much more polarizing and bitter around 2013/14 onward with SJWs, ISIS, Black Lives Matter, alt right, refugee crisis, etc. We really did all die in 2012; ever since then we've been living in a parody world where there are 642342329 genders and memes influence elections.
fuck that i miss 2007, there was so much money around nobody gave a shit about anything
everybody's parents were rich, nobody was worried about the future
>youngfags being ignorant faggots not aware of the realities of the world when they were young
>obamas election
he was a absolutely terrible president and i knew that the next 8 years were gonna be cancer once he got elected
Mods please ban the wagecuck meme, it's not original and it's not funny. Please get rid of it. I never asked to work a fucking job, not all of us can be neets. we have to work to survive, we already put up with this bullshit and when I get my 2 hours of freedom, I have to see you fucking assholes bragging about how you don't have to work a job. Kill yourself you assholes, fuck you. why would you spend your time making fun of people who are paying for your lifestyle you ungrateful fucking trash. I hope benefits are taken away, I don't know why you guys WANT us to be miserable. We're not doing this because we want to. We have no fucking choice.
Personally I think it's hilarious because I hate my job and want to die whenever I wake up on a work day.
So in a way the meme is killing me more and more each time which is what I want.
Nice false flagging, OP.
the neets post because they are insecure about the way they are spending their lives
they all get together to tell each other it's ok in the wageslave threads, but then turn around 5 minutes later and post a thread about tfwnogf or suicidal thoughts
at least as a wage slave you have a shot at a decent life, even if it takes a while. what do the 25+ year old neets have ahead of them? probably another 60 years of bachelorhood, destitution and ennui.
Shave your pubes clean once a week.
Trim your legs with a hair buzzer once a week
Edge to porn
Shave your armpits, chest.
Grow beard
Not sure if this will work.
Guess I'll try atleast.
thanks.
>>38555779
Asian boys should work on being more feminine
http://dfred.bol.ucla.edu/LeverFrederickPeplau-2006PMM-PenisSizeSatisfaction.pdf
94% of women are satisfied by their partners with big dicks. 68% of women with partners of small to average dicks said they would like them to have bigger.
Nothing you can do will change this. It's all about genetics and dicks size is everything in a relationship. Bye faggots.
Once again is Saturday night and you are home browsing 4chan. What went wrong?
>>38555773
my life is what went wrong not sure if I'd be considered a failed Norman I use to have somewhat of a social life although nothing spectacular
>What went wrong?
I was originally born.
>>38555773
Severe unmedicated anxiety
Please use the term "newie" instead of the term "newfag." As one of the most queer-positive boards on 4chan, I'm sure you all understand.
I know /r9k/ will have no problem making this substitution, after all, we were the ones that led the change from "normalfag" to "normie."
Thanks!
fuck you nigga,!
newfag
>>38555764
i still call people normalfag
newfag
>>38555764
Got to hell.
You're probably a newfag and a normalfag.
Just kill yourself faggot!!!
>5'6"
>black
someone put me to sleep
>5'6''
>spic
I know those feels
>go to the gym and the shortest person there
>women give me weird looks and are ow key passive aggressive
>people don't move out of my way
>also 5'6''
>black
Hello brother
>5'6
>South Asian
Feels bad mang. People already look down on me cause of my race. My dads like 5'8, I woulda been happy with that.
Another weekend night alone
What are you guys up to?
>>38555711
Trying out some pokemon mystery dungeon game for the 3ds emulator, I played older ones
when I was a kid and it makes me feel kinda good having a partner to do quests with.
>>38555711
Just drinking and browsing here and listening to music. Just chiling.
>>38555760
Dude, the Mystery Dungeon games are so comfy. I still need to play the 3DS ones, but damn those games are nostalgic as fuck.
>>38555711
Just got scammed out of 300NOK (about 35 dollars) by a Pakistani weed dealer and now I can't sleep. I am also slowly going insane.