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>come on anon stop hiding in the stalls and follow me and pick up the gun so your armed
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>>38559352
bump
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tfw no school shooter friend
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>>38559352
b-but i don't know how to shoot a gun
i'm scared
please just leave me here
i don't want to die. i'm too scared
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So I asked a girl out today... 2017-07-23 04:34:16 Post No.38559351
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So I asked a girl out today...
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a waitress at a restaurant I eat lunch at about 2-3 times a week, it's near my work and I've been going there about 7-8 months now.
I never really noticed her at first, she's not the prettiest girl there, a little heavy set but cute, very pretty eyes though and she's my type--I like girls with her body.
I finally decided I just had to ask her out so I could a) take her out and get to know her (we've only chatted once for a few minutes in the several dozen times I've seen her there) or b) she could turn me down and I could forget about her and go back to whatever I usually do when I'm not thinking about a girl like her.
So I walked up while she was at a wait station and asked her what she was doing next week (give her time to move things around, maybe decide if she really wanted to go out or not) and she said no to a few days I suggested then she said "give me your number" to which I said "naw, give me yours" and handed her my phone which already had her name in it.
She typed it in but then she says "I don't date, as long as that's understood then its fine".
I dunno what that means. It's not really a 'fuck you, get away from me' because she gave me her number but what does it mean?
I don't ask many girls out and so I've never heard that before today. I said "ok, that's fine, I don't really date much either, but you seem like a nice girl and it might be fun, we could go get lunch".
I guess I did ok, but what does it mean when a girl says "I don't date?"
Help me understand this.
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>>38559351
she rejected you as nicely as possible you should have waited for her to hit on you and ask you out so you dont seem desperate
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>>38559351
Did you unzip your pants and gently fap for her when you asked? If not, then maybe just join her church.
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Sounds like a bitch. Id try someone else while im hot.
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>tfw no cagot bf
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>>38559326
what's a cagot bf?
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Oh hello tomoki poster! I just started on a little project to compile all the adjectives you used to make the ultimate >tfw no bf
>tfw no robot nice cozy genetically superior manlet rich stem onii-chan broken organ donor cosplay lich autistic olympic astronaut neet 2d superhero ai anonymous faithful anxious tiny homicidal Jughead sagacious dumb spooky scary skeleton baka mundane pure night owl hikki lonely crazy platonic quiet patient nurturing mischievous talkative apathetic ascetic messy big guy stoic funny comforting ivory tower interesting cia ubermensch stinky ironic sith bard clone lazy brother murderer early bird meme hacker private dm dead jannie saiyan towel milquetoast /trash/ mangaka detective mma manga shota herculean comedian librarian real POSIX b8 magical mafioso mommy retarded warm sincere smug paranoid homeless lilliputian scrivener tradesmen wageslave Illuminati bf
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>>38559411
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cagot
Cagot were a group in Spain and France that were super discriminated against and not allowed to do a bunch of shit.
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Are fembot threads ruining this board?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13509220/r
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Something that doesn't not exist, cannot ruin something.
For instance, ROASTIES are ruining this board,a long with their dumb faggot orbiter counterparts, fembots do not exist.
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You're god damn right they are. Females only come here seeking attention, not because they're robots.
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>>38559295
This si true. I dont know what a fembot is but rpoastie whoe cunt slus who fuck chads are ruining this board.
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MILFs---the first time 2017-07-23 04:28:45 Post No.38559251
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What age were you when you bagged your first MILF, and why was she Asian?
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>>38559251
40. My waifu we have kinky sex :3
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I sure am glad western Civilization invented thongs and high heels.
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>>38559293
I share this feelz
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What's it like having a vehicle and knowing how to drive, /r9k/?
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Everytime I drive I like to imagine a mushroom cloud forming in the distance behind me. I look at my mirror and then keep driving ahead without changing my emotion.
It's really helped me think I'm cool as fuck.
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>>38559247
>tfw 25 years old without a license
I kind of hate it, but I I also hated how when I went to take my drivers test in high school, they intentionally failed me for parking an inch to far to the right in a parking spot (this is actually a common occurrence at this DMV area). At that point I was fuck that shit. They're going to intentionally fail me, then I'm going to not even bother getting a license. I sure as hell am not going to be paying a 60 dollar fee to the state to retake a test that I technically passed.
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>>38559247
It's convenient.
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Comfy thread is much needed
I'm in Cayucos for the weekend so will post more shitty photography if asked
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>>38559213
post more shitty photography
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>>38559213
post more really dark foggy photos please
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Here's some of my own shitty photography
Describe your bottom level lady. The girl you'd date, but she barely meets your requirements
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Must be able to hold a conversation about politics in nazi Germany absolute minimum.
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Cute with a nice butt
Not crazy
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>>38559192
>Describe your bottom level lady
not overweight
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>think my only quality is that I'm somewhat good looking
>make a tinder
>2 weeks later
>no matches
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probably just bad pictures man.
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No one has ever commented on me or my looks. I honestly have no idea how I look like.
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>>38559154
>girls have told me i'm cute online
>none in real life
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Why were men and women made with such horribly mismatched sex drives?
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>>38559143
t. low test male
>not original
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>>38559143
not true girl will fuck chad all day long.
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women tend to get in the mood when they're emotionally provoked enough
so they can sit tight until the man gets home from hunting, or gathering, or whatever the fuck, and she's not thirsting for sex while he's away from home
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>tfw don't even want gf anymore
>just want a best friend
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>>38559111
Got Skype? Post me yours to talk
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>>38559111
Did your dad rape you... I mean, why else would you cuck yourself? I find it disgusting and I think you fall short of being a human. That is my honest opinion.
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>>38559111
Well tell us how you ended up with nobody?
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I'm a genetically inferior neet khhv.
Where do I stand on the socio-sexual hierarchy?
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>>38559095
Your mom.
Funny and original.
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>>38559095
Probably a sigma desu, grills like me BC I'm cute and """mysterious""" at first glance but I haven't checked out of society because I'm cool, I'm just a huge autist who can't tolerate normies or connect with anybody.
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>>38559922
Are you conventionally attractive?
I'm reclusive and antisocial and nobody bothers me.
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Looking for a male NEET to be my live-in. I would take care of his housing, internet (I have Gigabit), and food, and give him a modest allowance per week. Using a handy template.
>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
Provider.
>Your location? Willing to relocate?
Texas. Will relocate others, yes.
>Your age?
26
>Your sex?
Male.
>Your preferred sex? Girl, guy, trap, etc.
Male. I'm open to gay, bi, or straight, just be masculine.
>Providers: What are your conditions? What do you expect from your NEET? Cleaning, cooking, companionship, maybe weird butt stuff? I don't know you.
Cleaning yes. Cooking would be nice. Companionship definitely. Cuddling. I'm not into buttstuff oddly enough, but other lewd stuff, yes. We can discuss details of this of course.
>Providers: Gross income (range is ok)
60k-100k.
>Contact info?
[email protected]
>Anything else salient I missed.
I'm looking for a house boy/boyfriend combo, I suppose.
Willing to fly you down for a trial period, compensated of course. I'm very serious about this. I've had sugar arrangements before in real life (through seekingarrangement).
My ideal is some combination of the following, but I realize that no person has all of these traits (some by definition), so don't be disheartened when you don't check every box: tall, lanky, pale, white or Latino, virgin or otherwise inexperienced, shy, introverted, small to medium sized dick, hairy, masculine voice/demeanor (doesn't have to be in a jock way), likes cuddling/emotional intimacy or is romantic, likes anime and video games.
Shoot me an email or drop your kik in the thread.
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>>38558980
I'm looking for some one to give me HIV and/or murder me
i think we can make a deal
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>>38559114
I don't have HIV. I'm not a virgin, but I have very little experience. Have been tested regardless and I'm clean. Happy to share results with anyone I end up meeting.
Not a murderer either. I'd ask the guy to take all reasonable precautions, let someone know where he's going, etc. I do the same with my seekingarrangement meetups.
I get the concerns hidden in your post, but I'm for real and happy to prove it by extended contact, being open, etc.
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>>38558980
This is so much more unbelievable than the gf threads.
24 year old NEET guy, rip me.
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>quit job at McDonald
>go back for my last paycheck
>manager won't give me my check unless I give him back his work clothes
>bring him his work clothes
>tells me I have to go back home and wash them
Are they allowed to keep my check hostage like this? Fuck this wagecuck shit
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I think that's illegal. Call the police?
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They can deduct the value of the clothes from your pay but that's about it.
This thing about washing them sounds like horseshit though. You don't fucking work there anymore. Here are the stupid clothes. Please fucking die now thanks.
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Man up and clean the shirt and then take a shit in side it, spray it with axe or some shit so it doesnt smell and tell them to give you your check or else tell that one fight club line about coming in with an automatic rifle and shooting everyone if you dont get your check.
Tho real talk if I came in a second time with my work clothes and then they told me to wash them I would have started yelling "are you fucking serouis and make a huge scene Saying why the FUCKK didnt you tell me before to clean tthme you fucking ass hat. I jsut want my fucking money!
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>Vegeta trains me to fight Puar
i won't live
you?
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>>38558925
turle teaches me to fight super buu I die instantly
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>>38558925
Nappa trains me to fight Super Buu. I have no chance
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>>38558925
Nappa trains me to fight everyone.
Well, I think I'd just take his spacepod and leave Earth.