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Live alone. If you are in a studio within the halls complex it's just as social as being with flatmates but you don't have to share a kitchen or be forced to be around them constantly. There is a VERY high chance you will cunt at least a couple of people you despise as flatmates. I can assure you if you are living alone you will still find it very easy to make friends as long as you put yourself out there in the first week or two .In addition many studio flats are arranged in corridors of 12 or so studios so you still have the 'flat squad' setup without sharing a toilet. I spent 5 years at uni, stayed in normal halls, a crackden frat and a posh studio and the latter was objectively the best.

nothing is worse than roommates.
NOTHING.

Normies get out. This board is for neets.

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>>38563079
stop trying to make me feel old OP

>>38564408
People born in 1999 are now starting college

>>38564659
and getting married, starting families

>>38563036
*picked on incessantly

Also I'm 5'3" and 120 pounds. Why has god forsaken me, /r9k/?

>>38563036
yep, same

>>38563075
It's a hard knock life, man. How do you cope?

having 0 friends is the biggest red flag and is why no one here will ever have sex

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>>38563055
Really getting sick of this "0 friends = no gf" meme.

>>38563055
I just can't handle it for some reason I feel overwhelmed and like I'm not in control of what I'm doing

>>38562923
Lol fucking normie orbiter

Go cut off your balls nigga, its like you ain't got em anyway

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>>38562923
I know this feel well, just remove yourself and hope that the feelings fade.

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>>38562923
if op is who i think it is
its not that i dont give a damn
its more like i cant find a way to get closer without hurting myself even more
i cry every night over the thought of actually being able to meet you. it sucks because i cant find a way out of my stupid predicament with the authority
if you're not who i'm thinking of, disregard this post i'm a retarded little shit

>>38562884
nice job anon but why

>>38562884
>I worry one of these days I'm going to do something that's going to get me in big trouble.

i really doubt you're worried about it, i think that's your ultimate goal, consciously or unconsciously; to self-destruct with bad impulses.

>>38563139
She had a fine as hell ass and she was shaking it and when she did her panties were showing. I just had to smack that ass. As you can guess I'm only half white or do...

>>38563186
So is my fate already sealed then?

>>38562861
as in dogs? I hate dogs too. good 'slim

>>38562861
We bred dogs for 20000 years to be the ideal human companion, and Islam is incompatible with them. Think about that.

>>38562893
You must be a cat person. Or someone who un-ironically joins Ceaser's legion, not even for the meme. You know, scum

samson
JohnnyNeptune
Fatman

>>38562768
Shit anon I remember those guys.

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>Zach
>Nick
That's about it.

>>38562690
I still have some little hope that somehow there will be some grand change where I finally become happy

>>38562690
No anon but this world doesn't matter. There's another world and a new world coming soon. Your desire for sex and a female is just the animal instincts of your flesh. Become spiritual and you'll be free like a monk but become a christian.

>>38562690
I have hope in the same regard that I have dreams where I win the lotto or some rubbish
pointless, to-be-ignored kind of hope
anything else though I've given up on

why would you put the cups on the bed you dumb fucking cunt holy shit

It's gonna spill and it'll be awful

>>38562669
Why the fuck would you put the cups on the bed you dumb fucking bitch

Are you depressed? if so you'll find it harder to enjoy things.

If not then just do whatever you think is enjoyable, you don't have to dedicate yourself to one hobby and pursue it forever.

perro caca

I feel you OP I need a new hobby to be enthused about.

>>38562693
>Are you depressed?
Yes
>If not then just do whatever you think is enjoyable
The only things I have enjoyed in the past 6 years were oxycodone and tramadol

Thank you for your response.

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Leave my board kid.

>>38562654
TOPkek

gimme some examples bro

>>38562702
>be walking around
>remember I'm a nigger
>realize when other people look at me they see a nigger

end

Are they less manipulative, bitchy and shallow in your universe?

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we all realized that it is fiction from the start.

why didnt you realize it?

Anime women are the same anyway
Eventually manipulate MC lie or kill them emotionally and or physically.
Rob them of their humanity and do pretty much everything a regular 3D beef roast cow does.

Honestly it's easier to just give up.

>>38562464
piss on the toilet paper in public bathrooms. its what keeps me going

>>38562487
you bastard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JJJtSfAZyE

>>38562487
I've never met you but I hate you more than anyone I've ever met in my life

how exactly is this a 'failed normie' ?

>>38562591
Because they at one point were normal slimes they had social circles friends family a job and probably a gf but managed to fuck it up and now exist as mindless drones with no sense of direction or self awareness of their existence they have nothing.

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>>38562437
fucking KEK


OR IF I AAIAOAOSLLS