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I accidentally told my cousin that I want to fuck a trap 2017-07-23 10:20:56 Post No.38564864
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I accidentally told my cousin that I want to fuck a trap
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2017-07-23 10:20:56
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what are you guys doing up so late?
I was having a beer with my cousin and believe it or not I confessed him that I really want to hire a trap and lose my virginity.
He wasn't shocked at all, he told me that I shouldn't do it because aids and that kind of stuff, then we moved on another topic.
and yeah, I realize that I spoke too much, damn it, I hope he forgets about this.
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he won't forget
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>>38564864
Why would you confess that? He probably won't ever forget it.
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>>38565073
he was drunk af, even more than me.
and to be honest we were talking about a lot of weird things, he even told me how was his first time with his first gf.
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hey nerd, please look at my face you when speak to me
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>was already looking at face
>redirect gaze to chest
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>>38564846
>when speak to me
I can safely say that won't be happening.
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what kind of person randomly insults people? you have issues famalamdingdong
>turns 360 and kills himself
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>AVG free detects "generic malware" with some temp files
>not sure if false positive or if I will have my ID/money/life stolen
Who paranoia here?
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>>38564749
>get scared everytime i uncover my webcam
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>>38564749
Bruh do your banking on a live os running on a flash drive. I'm not even paranoid but that's the smart thing to do.
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>>38564749
>not uninstalling all 3rd party antiviruses on Windows and using its integrated Defender
Seriously, it performs more or less the same level as most paid-only shit-protecting soft, but doesn't force you to send your shekels somewhere and see all those annoying pop-ups.
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>straight fags actually think they're in control
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>>38564739
let them think their efforts aren't in vain. this is just the calm before the storm
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>>38564739
We are.
>>38564770
Oh noes all 25 of you are going to spam more which is what made everyone hate you in the first place. That's not gonna blowback on you is it?
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>>38564813
Nobody cares about normie straight fags, I'm here for muh bois
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why does h3h3 keep over exaggerating everything jake paul does? 2017-07-23 10:08:13 Post No.38564715
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why does h3h3 keep over exaggerating everything jake paul does? 2017-07-23 10:08:13 Post No.38564715
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why does h3h3 keep over exaggerating everything jake paul does?
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2017-07-23 10:08:13
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its almost like this individual who happens to be jewish has some sort of ulterior motive....
really get the neurons firing
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jake paul is a cringey faggot
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i dont know much about either guy but i've seen some videos of the beanie hat guy and they were pretty funny. it seems like his whole gimmick is to find annoying people on youtube and be exasperated with them, and from the news articles i've read about the jake paul guy he seems pretty obnoxious making him a perfect target. so its just a case of knowing what your audience wants and giving it to them.
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Their channel literally feeds off of people like him. Expect it to not die down until Jake Paul dies down (which doesn't seem likely in the foreseeable future).
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>did a single mother raise you?
>where you too atatched to each other and huged and kissed all the time?
>are you looking for a replacment wich you will never find?
>do you blame her for it?
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>>38564617
I do have a single mother but I still live with her. Live is hell.
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>>38564617
>>did a single mother raise you?
yes
>>where you too atatched to each other and huged and kissed all the time?
no, we don't touch each other
>>are you looking for a replacment wich you will never find?
no
>>do you blame her for it?
n/a
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no
yes
yes
no
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Hey dont want to alarm you, but I think random sequences of events that happened before are being repeatedly hinted at every new day. Say for instance you watch a movie where they wont stop talking about iodine. The very next day you turn on the tv and someone is mentioning iodine. The song on the radio is called iodine. Your family member mentions iodine.
I dont want to discourage you, but I think something is going wrong but its almost impossible to explain without sounding insane
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>>38564542
It's called the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon
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>>38564542
I would believe this but then what would you categorize all the stuff inbetween as?
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I'm being totally serious when I say this; I experienced the same thing and it was the beginning of a serious mental problem, peaking with a psychotic episode that left me in hospital. You're not thinking rationally right now
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How can females be like this? 2017-07-23 09:46:31 Post No.38564474
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How can females be like this? 2017-07-23 09:46:31 Post No.38564474
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How can females be like this?
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>Be me
>Be 18
>Don't want a relationship, fine on my own
>Sight of couples don't bother me
>Have lots of male friends
>Jerk off every night
>Comfy.existence
>14 year old roastie lies about her age to get close to me
>Tells me shes 16
>No.jpg
>Not fucking around with younger kids, don't need to be arrested
>Still contacts me and tries to hang around me
>Develops an emotional connection with me
>Should have cut her off, but remained "friends"
>Was really wierd
>She tells me about her life
>Roastie claimed to have schizophrenia, and split personality disorder
>Named her split personality "Shadowis"
>Has a bad relationship with her family
>She sperged hard enough in public one weekend during a panic attack and ended up getting shipped to a mental treatment clinic in the next town over
>Her insane cellmate scratched her with a paperclip and she got released early and shipped to an actual hospital
>Family came and visited her
>Told her that there was going to be reforms in their house, that they're going to take her phone and computer away, and that they are taking her off her fake medication
>She gets extremely upset
>Messages everyone on Facebook that she is having a massive panic attack and might die
>Escapes hospital somehow and hides in park for a night
>Police find her
>Family has to pay 500 dollars because she was trespassing after hours in the park
>Once she gets home, she runs away again, and hides at her friend's house
>Gone for two days and a police manhunt starts
>Mom gets messages on Facebook from her autistic friends telling her how selfish/what a bad parent she is
>Once roastie is found, she is immediately sent to a different mental clinic
>That same week, her mom's boyfriend leaves her mom, because he's had enough
>Mom had been dating him for almost 4 years
>With source of income and love gone, mom attempts to commit suicide
To be continued
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>>38564474
how did you meet her? In what situation do you put yourself in that 14 year old girls seek you out, because that's fucking weird.
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>>38564474
You don't have to have a relationship with her. But she sounds like the perfect girl to lose your virginity to. It's actually pretty normal for 14-15 year old girls to date 17-18 year old guys. All that mental problem family issues shit is pretty typical of teenage roasties. It's how sluts are born. You may as well take advantage of the opportunity while you have the chance. Just use a condom.
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>>38564474
Why the fuck would you even get close to a 16 year old, you realize that's against the law too right?
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Why is waking up in the early morning before the sun rises (3-6) so fucking cozy? It doesn't happen often but when it does I fucking cherish it.
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>>38564462
Fuck of original pedophile
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>>38564462
her cuteness is maximum
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I get up at 4AM every morning.
It's nice to be awake while others are asleep. It's the only time I can enjoy silence.
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CAN WE FILTER THE WORD REDDIT TO 4CHAN
WE'RE THE SAME USERS ANYWAY
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>>38564402
I don't used Reddit anon
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Speak for yourself, normon
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>>38564402
Speak for yourself faggot. I've never had a reddit account.
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I just heard my parents talking about being disappointed in me behind my back. How did you feel when your family said that they are deeply disappointed in you?
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>>38564400
I wanted to commit suicide.
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Can't say I feel that way friend my parents and in laws both seem to be proud of me on some level
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it's not your responsibility in life to impress them, tell them that
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I hate that I had to make this thread but you guys forced me to do it
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Please delete this thread, thanks.
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>>38564389
anything else we can force you to do anon?
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>>38564397
>Please delete this thread, thanks.
I hate that its had to come to this anon but I had to do it
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My waifu. If you had her as waifu before you can't now. Thinking in lewd ways about her is strictly forbidden
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What, so you're saying you wouldn't deeply probe her tight, pink little asshole with your tongue?
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>>38564367
Zelda is pure
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>>38564396
Exactly. You just know her sweet little hole would be immaculate, and very sensitive.
Maybe she'd be embarrassed about how good it feels?
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My girlfriend is such a normie. How do I make her like one of us, anons?
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Please someone help me D=
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>how do I retroactively make a person experience a lifetime of rejection and failure leading into chronic self doubt and low self esteem?
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>has a girlfriend
>one of us
Nice try, kid
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Something has changed 2017-07-23 09:28:07 Post No.38564212
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>Endless trap and fag threads
>Increased hostility against frogposting, homophobia, racism
>Reddit spacing
>Contemporary nostalgia
What the fuck happened? The smartphone? Normies embracing social media? The big bang theory? I know this sounds sad but I legitmately felt like I belonged here years ago. I'm outnumbered by redditors at this point, I strongly feel this place will never be the same. And yes I know it's always been shit. But not this shit.
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I post on my smartphone and occasional use Reddit spacing, hell I post on Reddit primarily just about the NBA because /sp/ is so bad, but I started posting here (wow) six whole years ago. Which isn't an especially long period of time, but I suppose longer than whatever influx you believe there to be of normies. In fact I guess I am a normie and always have been, I came here when I broke up with my HS girlfriend out of vindictiveness and now I'm married.
But to my knowledge there's entire popular YouTube channels as well as subreddits dedicated to 4chan, id even go as far as to say the Donald Trump subreddit is one of those and created a lot of cross posters.
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>>38564212
>people being gay and or being into traps on 4chan
>hating on frog posting
>spacing out posts to make them more readable
>nostalgia threads being random
None of that shit is new.
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>>38564212
>wanting racism and homophobia to be accepted
get used to normies using the internet or end yourself. you are outdated and you are no longer even wanted here.