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There is no way out of these feels. Let's feel together so it's not as unbearable.
I like the picture, do you know the artist?

nah man, those are shit. go on a hard jog or bike ride or swim. go at it so fuckin hard your brain blanks.

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>>38565922
hmmnmm WOOFF ha

Sunglasses, cigarette, and unkempt beard all day every day. The "I've given up on even pretending to be functional" starter pack.

>>38565897
i'm a ballcap everyday kind of person

Yes because after years of having to wear prescription glasses, I can now finally wear proper sunglasses and take them off when ever I like.

But I mainly wear them at work to hide how dark the rings around my eyes because of how tired I always am and to deter customers from talking to me when I'm on break.

>>38565888
> beta
> uprising
lmao choose one.

Because it would require a female to love us

>>38565888
no one cares about us they know betas exist even an uprising wouldn't help

>>38565809
Normies are the Borg collective and punish everyone who does not conform to their arbitrary, narrow-minded standards. They will try to make you feel bad.

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>>38565809
only you know the answer to this, originalado

Do you feel bad about being a virgin? Shame is self-inflicted.

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>>38565784
lol are you the guy from yesterday who cried about sex being a basic human need?

>autistic screeching and ranting
What did you mean by this

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>>38565805
your gunna get the rope along with your roastie used up sex sluts you fucking faggot

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Friendly bump.

I forgot to note in the OP, but my time zone is Australia-based, if you want to talk long-term please consider this.

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This will be my final bump, if any questions are posted in the thread i will still answer them.

I must leave soon for bed, but i will re-post the thread sometime in the future.

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>>38565688
Nice dubs but anyone who is helped through this, it's challenging to think they were really in such a bad place before hand.

The way you offer yourself, talking to you is no different than speaking to anyone else on this board via a thread, the issue anons who don't do this, or my personal idea anyway, is that it's difficult to vent or seriously speak to someone who you can't even fool yourself into thinking they care about you.

Atleast with the incessant niceposters, they may be able to fool themselves into thinking they care, but you've been quite upfront about it being false if there is any shown at all.

>>38565656
Because muh esoteric super seekret klub may may lingo ecks dee

Le epic triple 56s, by the way good gentlesir. Let me buy you a vape

>>38565656
>tfw unironically miss rage comics

Many memes are just reskinned old memes.
An hero, commit sudoku and kys all contain the same message, but have a different shape.

It's pretty interesting. I love memes.

>>38565628
Make her wash that shit. Come on now

>>38565628
Brown vag?

Also she's not white if she has brown nipples.

Welcome to the real world dumbass

There is no way this is someone's real reaction to seeing their sister "dying", she looks dead, did she kill herself or did someone shoot her?

Anyway if it is real I wanna fuck that body.

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>>38565448
>21-st century values and approach to live

>>38565490
it was the """car accident""" obviously dumbfuck
ofc its fake

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I think OP is an attentionseekingfag

>>38565416
just wanted to gauge perspectives on self harm
I have no intention to do it again as I feel it didn't help anything and had more of a negative impact than a positive

>>38565372
If you want to self harm just do exercise dude.
If you're a trashball trying to jog will actually feel like dying.

But then you stick with it and get those cardio gainz.

It sounds like you suffer from material existentialism. I have found that the pursuit of academic endeavors fills the void until you learn the ultimate truth. At that point, you must create or die.

>>38565345
>At that point, you must create or die.
Sounds stressful. Does creating shit have involve physical stuff, or can shit like drawings or music count?

Come on guys, I'm feeling lonely and need robot attention

Is this the new vagina envy thread? We gonna do this every morning now?

Do you have to be attractive as man if you want to lick a girl's pussy/asshole?

Like, if you promised her you're only interested in giving oral sex, will she care if you're 5'8" and have a huge nose?

che schifo la figa pelosa

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>>38565041
I feel like that isn't you. But I am no one to judge. It is funny but humiliating if you continue or not is your choice. I am neither friend nor foe. Just a guy passing by. It is funny.

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>>38565140
They're just a mtf from /mtfg/ that is relentlessly bullied cause dood lmao.

>>38565187
Who wouldn't? This dude is full-on manfacing.

>by midnight there are at least 100 people at the party
>people begin going upstairs, downstairs, they're in all rooms I haven't locked
>people playing beer pong inside, eating stuff from my fridge, looking at my things
>basically run around with paper towels all the time and clean after things
>maybe have like one conversation in 3 hours because I'm always in a hurry
>1am and the party is at its height, roughly 120 people here right now
>house is packed, people dancing in my fucking living room
>I've totally lost control
>too drunk to do anything about it really
>too upset to enjoy the moment
>run around the house and look after things until 4am when the last people go home
>decide to just go to bed
>wake up
>no ones there
>realize how fucking dirty my house is right now
>cups and bottles everywhere, floors and carpets spilled with shit, table and chairs broken, multiple things missing
>fuckfuckfuck
>clean up for 6 hours and the house looks somewhat ok now, still alot of shit is broken
>parents gonna kill me
>didn't talk with anyone
>didn't get laid
>still a loser but with 100 dollars less and a broken house

Don't throw a house party, anon. You will the same loser as before but your house will be trash and you'll have the disgusting feeling of people using you.

>>38564940
You're supposed to pregame before your own party anon

>>38564940
reminds me of an episode of meme and jewy

>>38564933
I didn't think you needed a med card in Oregon unless something changed since I lived there. I really wouldn't recommend moving there honestly.

>>38564962
First consider the fact that I live in the super hot bog FL.

Then consider the fact that I live in Imperial.

Is any weed state actually worse to live in than here?

>>38565012
Oregon rains 5-7 days a week 9 months of the year. It's just a constant grey depressing drizzle that never stops. Most people don't even bother using umbrellas it's just damp and mouldy and there's moss everywhere. There isn't shit for jobs. Renting a place is damn near impossible and Portland smells like an open sewer there's so many homeless. It's the most liberal sjw cuck state there is, unless you live outta town and like you some meth.