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Are there any genuine shut ins here?
At what age did it all go wrong for you?
>be me
>17 yo
>join football club to make friends because I had none
>got bullied every day by all the normies
>one day
>enter changing rooms
>looks suspiciously empty
>suddenly get ambushed by the normies
>they restrain me face first on a table
>one of the chads anally rapes me
>all the normies take pictures
>tell me to quit the football club or they will release the pics on Facebook for all to see
>go home, feeling violated
>lock myself in my room
>check facebook
>the normies released the pics anyway
So theres that. I haven't left my room since I was 17 yo and now I'm 21. My parents still don't what happened but I made up an excuse to get mentally handicapped disability welfare and they've bought it so far.
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>>38565867
>already on the 8th page
fuck this board is dead.
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Op that's horrible
I never got raped but one time, I joined guitar club to make friends and I didn't even play guitar or make any friends.
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im a good boy grrrr
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Do girls like when you text/call them drunk?
Been almost texting a girl i know while drunk, so i was curious.
Any stories of drunk texts/calls are really welcomed
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depends on your character and the image you've got with them. I'm known as a heavy drinker so girls don't mind me texting/calling them drunk or even working on uni projects together at school while I've got booze with me.... before I dropped out that is.
anyway, if you're not drunk a lot, dont do it. it's hard to tell if you're making good moves or fucking your chances for life so since you need to ask, I'd say don't do it, for now. learn to navigate through drunkness but most importantly, try to get an idea how people see you and don't be excessively pessimistic when doing that cause that's the killer that might keep you from your golden chance.
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>>38565909
I've done it before but with friends, when i became aware of it i stopped because i felt really embarrased, they told me i was really funny and that they miss the 4am calls, but i don't know how she would react, maybe i'll ask her friends about it.
Thanks for the advice, hoping you're doing well drop out bro
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That image is hot OP, where did you get it?
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How I became a fucking alpha
> be me 21 year old male
> kisses and Virgin like everyone here
> met this guy at work who is under me let's call him chad
> his old job is to coach guys pick up girls.
> my job is to make his life hard
> don't do it cause I'm a nice guy
> as thanks he said he will give me free service (costs usually alot)
> fast forward to yesterday night
> me and a few of chad's ex-students and friends hanging out
> they all say it's impossible on first day but I should try
> I'm still sober so I can't do shit
> Chad takes me for a couple of shots and beer so I can get a bit tipsy.
> full confidence mode activated.
> I go and try to pick up a couple of girls
> fail cause I have no social media or real friends
> Chad said it's ok let's walk around some more
> we end up seeing 4 taiwanese chicks who were sitting and drinking liquor.
Read the rest below..
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>>38565732
>Read the rest below..
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING YOU FUCKER CONTINUE THE STORY.
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Cont or REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38565732
> Chad tells me let's go there and take their drinks like an alpha
> fuckyeah.jpg
> we go there and start talking
> she plays a guessing game and if I get her country right she'll kiss me
>intensefuckyeah.jpg
>give it 3 shots and failed to guess Taiwan.
>still got the kiss (my first kiss)
> got her number like a boss and signal my friend to leave
> Chad said I could've gotten laid
>I said I have no money for hotel (I actually did)
> didn't tell him I fapped 5 times before I meet him so my balls are dry.
>also never waxed body hair so I'm like a bear
> Chad tells me if my normal personality was my drunk personality I would have been a sex God.
> Chad said next time, he is gonna get me laid.
Anyways that's how I became a fucking alpha. All you need is confidence losers.
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Why aren't girls interested in me?
I work hard. I try to be a good person. I am a good listener. I am kind and sensitive.
It's like as if the women hate thread memes are mostly true.
What is up with that?
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>>38565684
>It's like as if the women hate thread memes are mostly true.
They are, just not in every single case. Good luck finding the exceptions and holding on to them.
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Have you tried talking to them? Showed interest?
Most important: are you attractive?
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How many women have you asked out? Say, in the past year.
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Post early 2000s
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PlayStation 2. Oregon
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Sony Trinitron
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2004 iPod (classic)
WHY THE FUCK DID MY HOBBY THREAD GET DELETED
I JUST NEED A HOBBY DISCUSSION THREAD
I NEED A NEW HOBBY
WHAT THE FUCK
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POSTS FROM EARLIER THREAD
fucking autistic mods
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>>38565610
Try picking up a martial art, possibly Judo or Taekwondo. Karate seems to be on the rise as well. Also make sure you get a good dojo/dojang. That's all
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>>38565672
I already work out 5 times a week, I don't think I have the energy or recovery time for martial arts
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What was wrong with this man?
why did he do it?
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>>38565411
He couldn't handle being a cyborg.Also, did you like the movie?
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>>38565560
yeah, but it was abit strange to be honest he was definitely the best actor in the movie
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Who is he? Don't know, but his face looks familiar
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>describe your first lover on looks and personality
>what was the relationship like or currently like?
>how long was the relationship or are you still in that relationship?
don't leave any details out
>Thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKg9LZX9Vl4
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>>38565337
Define "lover." Does sex have to be involved, or just romance?
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>>38565352
sex dose not have to be involved
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>>38565352
both need to be involved
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Hello friendos! Ivan decided to make this a daily thing, So come over here and post your questions, Or theorize.
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>>38565278
Bumping with good music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccTqH6639JA
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>>38565278
>you can find most mods here
>filefront.com
boy the years sure do fly, don't they ?
i haven't been enjoying vidya lately, slowly crawling back into a few games per day through far cry 4 and LoL (recently got an up-to-date GPU). I'm throwing the idea around to set up STALKER and go for yet another adventure, maybe explore CoC some more.
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>>38565505
>maybe explore CoC some more.
Congrats lad, I hope you start getting into it. It'll be a lot of fun anon
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Fembots, how big are your boobs?
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>>38565202
1. feelsbadman sigh
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Number 9 maleanon
Don't hit on me silly girls
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My gf is a 7. There are no girls on r9k you're pissing me off
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weed being illegal is FUCKING BULLSHIT
pretty much everybody who wants is smoking it. I smell it every day when im just walking in the street.
BUT THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET IT IS IF YOU HAVE FRIENDS. Meaning robots CANNOT get it. But every normie can at the drop of a hat they just have to ask their friend. ITS FUCKING *EVIL*.
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>tfw I live within walking distance of literally 6 different weed stores
God bless Seattle.
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it's already legal enough if it's so easy to get :^)
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>>38565169
Where do you love op? Id smoke you down. Being high js the only way i can function around people.
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Lets say you actually somehow ended up in this situation.
What do?
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https://youtu.be/ZZRqM1QICbo
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Just fight, hopefully you just get severaly Injured from the Fight.
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>>38565165
Just keep walking like a beta faggot
A girl isn't worth taking a beating and get brain damage
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Did this game ever convince you to go outside and interact with people or did the normies take it over too quickly it was just too much hassle for what it was worth?
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I wanted to but I didn't have enough ram on my phone to install. The fad died and I missed out. Heard all the stories of shut-ins making friends too.
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the only reason i downloaded it was to have a purpose on my night walks
was bored of it within 4 days
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>implying my shitty old chink phone could even install it
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>Pushes you
>"The fuck you gonna do about it"
What are you gonna do Robot?
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>>38564549
>What are you gonna do Robot?
Bend over and present my boipucci to him obviously
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>>38564549
>"The fuck you gonna do about it"
About what?
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I'd call the police to come put down this violent animal
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incels and other /r9k/ult members can't find love because they turn themselves into commodities to such a degree that they have no presentable humanity left.
these people try to create this completely false image of themselves like they are a car salesman trying to get attention.
as well they see everyone else as commodities, almost inhuman mannequins "chad" and "stacy" who succeed where they fail because they have a better paint job/leather seats/fresh new car scent and no on.
no one loves a perfect mannequin, they fall in love with the imperfections.
most of this attitude is the fault of online dating and the internet forcing everyone to commodify themselves. Incels just take these "commodified" version as true reality.
Elliot of course was the perfect example of this, the perfect man, the perfect monster.
that's why "Just b urself" is the best advise
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>>38564499
TLDR.
Didn't read don't care make it shorter next time faggot.
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>>38564526
TL;DR
incels think their issue is their lack of perfection, so they cultivate this "perfect" appearance, while also getting far too upset when that edifice cracks, which turns people off.
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>>38564499
>they fall in love with imperfections
How come nobody is attracted by the imperfection of my imperfect attempt at appearing perfect?