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by nature or because of opression?
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>>38567660
Nature, they didn't have to hunt and gather as much so they don't have as much spacial reasoning or logic.

They're good at other stuff but gathering resources and information nah.
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>>38567660
they can't be 'opressed' by nature?
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they have their strengths and weaknesses. They have superior smell and eyesight. They can do multiple tasks at once. They have higher social skills and emotional intelligence.
Men are better at everything else pretty much.

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This is how muh ideal bf looks like. Your thoughts?
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>>38567642
fuck off nigger, you aren't welcome here
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>>38567883
>fuck off nigger, you aren't welcome here
Don't try to tell me what to do, bitch
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>>38567642
You are obviously a dude.

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I'm posting this from my new office on my first day at my new job.

>no degree
>no graphics design whatsoever (never even opened photoshop)

My C.V. is entirely bullshit which is changed based on what job I'm applying to.

Thanks to youtube tutorials i currently have a 18$/hr job without having any qualifications

All i do is google how to do something before i do it and i'm good to go.

Now the question is, how do I maintain this bullshit without getting caught.

Will they contact my 'previous workplaces'
if they find out, what would the legal repercussions be?
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They won't check unless you're a fuck up. If they find out, you'll be fired. There are no real consequences for this unless you're representing yourself as a doctor or a realtor or some other profession where you can cost someone a bunch of money or hurt someone through your incompetence. This is graphic design, do your job.
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>>38567586
>18$/hr
>how do I maintain this bullshit without getting caught
It's not like you faked your way into becoming a surgeon anon. They're barely paying you above minimum wage, if you get caught just find some other shit entry level job.
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Fake it 'till you make it Anon
Do the best you can for all your work for as long as possible; the longer you're there the more expensive firing you is going to be (time and effort in finding a replacement wage-cuck)
Hopefully you can learn fast enough that you blend into their existing work flow

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>tfw no gf threads replaced with tfw no trap boyfriend threads

How can we make R9K great again?
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By posting women hate threads and not feeding the attention whore fembot threads. But that's not going to happen now is it
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>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38551540/#38551616
>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38551540/#38551616
>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38551540/#38551616
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>>38567519
make women hate threads with good content

Anyone else kind of bothered how any cute, maybe even innocent looking, shy or sweet girl, is most likely going to be lying spread legs in a bendy position and getting used up like a cheap whore going out of style most of the evenings, by multiple men throughout their life. Something about that just bothers me, I don't know if it is not being able to partake in this custom of doing this to women or what but it just depresses me.
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>>38567490
That's hot as fuck though
>tfw no gf who cheats on me behind her back
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It is a little jarring to think about.
Nothing is pure in this world.
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>You are supposed to treat me with silk gloves and carefully like I could break at any moment, like a pristine little princess, but then also are supposed to abuse-fuck me like a cheap slut only made for breeding while punching me in the uterus and choking me until I piss all over myself te~he

Fucking women

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Daily reminder /r9k/ is a right wing board. Lefties, jews and degenerates will be gassed on sight.

SIEG HEIL!
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ruf I dont have wings I am DOG! :)
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Fuck you faggot, seize the means of reproduction, marx will reign for 1000 years!
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>>38567510
i will seize ur moms means of reproduction alright faggot leftie.

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Anybody feel like playing an unranked game of league with me? My summoner name is The Scythian
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>>38567467
sure. which server?

oce here
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>>38567484
NA
Sorry...
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>>38567486
darn. oh well, maybe next time

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Got my first kiss last night at the ripe old age of 27. I know this board has turned into normie town but I wanted to share anyways
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thanks for sharing
sddsds
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Congrats next step is to lose virginity
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>>38567458
How old was she? 2?

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Only one day left and back to hell I go. What did we do to deserve this wagebros?
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>>38567418
I have 4k saved up, is that enough to quit and coast on for a few years?
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ruf I am top lawyer doggo :3
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>>38567429
How will you explain a gap in your resume when you eventually have to return to wage-slavery anon?

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>jerked off to that again

What was it? Me? Just came to this:

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph581d062fba106

I need Jesus
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>>38567372
What does JOI mean, pal?
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>>38567372
I am Jesus.
Let me help you, son.
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>>38567390
Jerk Off Instructions.

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Is this guy in Team 10?
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>>38567303
england is his city
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>>38567303
Yeah, rumor is you have to suck his dick to become a member.
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>>38567303

well...he's not from compton...

Time for /comfy/ thread with picture and start.

First of, Slow Sax At Sundown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTRLd1IGjSY
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>>38567281
music*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSw_fMMxMU8&list=PLgmImRIo2Ynmu-qUUodr5VhDqho5ArnPf&index=6
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPRa6IDMxD8

comfyy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxRd_5ERYKw&list=FLgAZ3cTNShnIFNtqFaQdYJA&index=2

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is it virtually impossible to approach a woman in public nowadays? basically if you try to approach a woman they will get very defensive and think you are a misogynist. so if you don't want to play the online dating/tindr game where such behaviour is 'approved' you're shit out of luck when it comes to meeting women
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>>38567270
Women are trying to turn men into women. Move into the country wherever you live, and relax in the blissful state of having no SJW shit.
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>>38567270

step one. be good looking the rest is pretty much automatic from there.
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>>38567862
Lol no dumbass

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>friend asks me to borrow his car to run errands
>When he drives off phone police and give them a description of him and the car
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>>38567235
>Go into supermarket
>Eat single grape
>Move states and change my name

Haha the feds will never catch me
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>go to flat party
>When everyone is drunk unplug the fridge and freezer

Get fucked chaps
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>>38567282
I'm reporting this anon for sure.

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Got into argument with friend. He thinks its gay. I think its not. Here's my explanation.

Masturbation = Self pleasure
Masturbation: Not gay.
Another guy masturbating you: Gay.
Sucking own dick = Self pleasure = masturbation = Not gay
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Sucking any dick is gay, even if the dick is feminine.
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I've read that sucking your own dick feels more like you're sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked. In that case, it's gay.
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its only gay if you jizz in your own mouth
if you can suck your own dick you've been given a gift you should not squander

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