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Fuck swamp ass

wish the beeb did come here so we could feed them aload of fake info about our 'culture'

I have been on 4chan before, so I'm not a total 'newfag'. I spent some time on /pol/ during the US Presidential Election, but I have never ventured outside /pol/.

As you will all know, 4chan is most notorious for /b/ many years ago, and /pol/ more recently so I know about those, but we don't know that much about the many other boards of 4chan, what topics does /r9k/ specialise in?

>>38569071
I still don't understand why so many people like Broly. His design isn't good, his backstory is terrible, and he has no personality.

If it's because he was OP, well the movies literally turned him into sludge and had the Saiyan kids beat him.

>>38569120
that's not broly it's a girl

>>38569120
The character in the OP is not Broly but a female saiyan from the new Dragon Ball Super.

you have 500 games in silver 5 with an average of 9 deaths and a 46% WR quit the game and KYS. NA > EU btw

>>38569705
Jesus Christ does he really? That's actually pathetic. I can do unranked to diamond in 250 games or less.

Anyone else /ARAM/ only here?

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>her: lol can I come over and watch Netflix ;)
>me: like ok I guess
>we watch movies
>she lets me feel her head
>parents say wow what about her?
>mfw
>I like her
>yes, like that
>but she has bf

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>so we start hanging out more
>we start talking about relationships
>she says her and bf not on good terms

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>me: "u no it's impossible to know when a girl likes you"
>her: well I like u

"Teacher! You forgot to collect our homework!"

>>38568892
''Teacher this was too easy! We need a better challenge!''

all me
oreoerew

>>38568890
>type like a girl
>everyone assumes I'm a tranny
No I'm not! I'm trans. Big dif. :s

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the steam meme has died down
i use discord to talk with people
goml sperg

>>38568890
>everyone assumes I'm a tranny
are you sure they actually do? i have an anime picture and nobody thinks im a tranny

what picture of pink guy do you want?

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Anyone works.. but maybe this one?

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Or this one... Will you do it for me?I would beso grateful!

>>38568784
No, you're not. The faggots on this board are just too caught up posting in lgbt and anime threads.

>>38568815
>complains he's getting no replies
>doesn't reply to the poster in his thread who replied almost instantly

>>38568896
He probably got banned

>>38568777
Hanging out in the city with a raptor like creature was comfy asf

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>>38568777
This one is my personal best.

It's called MGS3 and you need to play it OP

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>>38568768
My brother is watching star wars downstairs, and my dad is out bicycling.
Meanwhile im here Lifting weights in my garage being a happy fulfilled virgin.
Honestly, why not tell them to GTFO? Its your house, right?

>>38568768
just played some rounds of PUBG with my buddy who's been living in taiwan about a year now

TFW you will never have a beautiful asian waifu who does your laundry while you play games and giggles at your friends over teamspeak

>>38568823
No lmao I have three roommates and they all have their spouses over tonight

>>38568710
W-what have you been doing with it?

>>38568727

I PUT IT IN THE BIN BECAUSE THATS WHAT I WAS TOLD TO DO NOW I REALIZE WHY PEOPLE STOPPED INVITING ME TO THEIR HOUSE IN MY 24 YEARS OF LIVING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>I was raised to throw it in the trash can because I could clog the toilet.
>Now I use baby wipes and still put them in the trash can.

>>38568703
you look like a beta bitchboy

>>38568703
How can you screw the pooch and become a robot with literal 10/10 chad genetics like those?

>>38568703
he looks like he has down syndrome
3/10 on a good day

almost all of them experienced being raped by their family because they're too cute

Because you have no idea how to react to a real girl with confidence and hope that a shy girl would offer little resistance when you want to do something safe and known as opposed to having a woman that will do things out of the ordinary sometimes.

>>38568704
Would date a girl who's been raped in childhood?

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What's that? Your mind is addicted to fapping and you can't control the urges to look at beautiful women? The women you see, everywhere, are nothing more than rotting bodies with poop and mucus inside them. Smell their breath first thing in the morning. Their skin who you lust after night and day will in a few decades will be eaten by worms as she rots in a graveyard. Don't fall victims to their striking looks which is just superificial meme'd reality. Go beyond the skin, take all of reality into consideration, not just the pretty face. Don't fall for the meme of material existence. The pleasures of which are all temporary and never ending - escape the urges. That's true freedom.

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RARARARARARARAR

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>b-but muh cancer, and recent study shows masturbating increases life span

All bullshit studies. People like Newton, Tesla and Kant swore by celibacy and said its what enabled them to achieve what they did. Don't fall for the jewish trickery and confirmation bias science meant to lead normies towards their own doom. They get their children's dicks cut so they won't be as seduced by pleasures.

I feel like incels of specially should consider the fact that they are very lucky and go the monk-mode no-fap lifestyle. If you put your time and energy to productive uses (learning science, math, coding, or working etc) you will EASILY outpace your peers, the so-called normies and chad thundersocks, simply because you will have more energy and time to focus on that task at hand. When they'll be 50, fat and depressed due to life's pressures, you'll be free and well on your way to having contributed more to humanity than they ever would.

Don't fall for the meme of existence. Don't fall for sensory pleasures.

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le bork

>>38568579
>flag changes from "God hates fags" to "god hates you" at the last moment
What did Reddit mean by this?

>>38568597
>bork
What did he mean by this