anyone else a degenerate and addicted to weed?
i can't help it, i smoke it almost every day now to cope with the fact that my life is kinda shit. it makes me happy and less stressed and i've been a lot more relaxed. ever since i smoked it i've just been a happier person. even when i have to take a month and a half break from it, i was still a lot more positive thinking during it, and i wasn't even bothered by not having any, although i did miss it sometimes. weed is hard to find here so usually i'll get an ounce and it will last me a month or two, then i'll be all out for another month because i can't find any.
i'm now a very relaxed person, able to have conversations with people, and make friends. i even got invited out with a group and spent 3 hours with them this weekend. and they're not even stoners. they don't know i smoke. I met them from work.
I do try to keep it on the downlow, i don't really talk about it ever and i never smoke and go to work or even drive after.
anyway i went from borderline killing myself from depression and loneliness to having a job and friends because weed made me a little happier and relaxed.
Hey OP. Everyone has a vice; just be careful like you already are because it sounds like it's illegal where you reside. Personally I just woke up and saw this thread before my wake and bake. I wouldn't say I'm addicted, but I definitely abuse it which is just as dangerous. Good on you for making new relationships. I've been in my room playing StarCraft 2 for three days high as hell because I choose to only be close to my family nowadays. While I'm definitely more relaxed; I genuinely don't have the patience for most people anymore which may have just been something that's persisted with my temperament. I used to be suicidal too, but then I realized that wherever I am, whatever 'space' (vacuum/nothingness) is, I have no control over it even if I think I do.
I became immediately psychologically addicted to it upon trying it. Everything life has to offer is dull to me, and it's been that way for so many years, so it's no wonder I'd get addicted after being able to finally feel enjoyment from just inhaling some smoke. It certainly hasn't made me a more happy or relaxed person though, it simply provides a few hours of relief at the end of the day.
>degenerate
not really
Please just tell me which PC/laptop to buy r9k. /g/ is trolling me. My budget is 900 neetbux.
Buy a PC
>>38570249
macbook air or ipad mini
>>38570249
What's /g/ telling you to get?
>not working towards getting a mid-tier job
>not importing an orthodox slavic girl
>not pumping her full of 5+ beautiful white kids
>not making it clear that if she ever cheats you'll run off to Canada
WTF robots?
Astounded I just solved all your problems? You can thank me later
>>38571418
They'll run as soon as they've got a visa and/or probably call the cops on you for domestic violence you dumb fucker
You think none of us have thought of that?
Why do Slavic women look like potatoes?
all my friends hate me.
what should i do?
>friends
>hate you
whats your definition of friends
Get new friends, silly goose.
I can be your friend if you're not a normie.
Well, your first mistake was having friends.
How to lower my standards lads?
I can't seem to be satisfied with anything but perfection no matter what I tell myself.
But I am affraid I might miss the boat if I stay like that.
Stop jacking off and look at girls in real life. You'll be ravenously horny and willing to fuck anything.
>>38570113
You might be right, I jack off literally everyday for past 10 years or so.
I am not sure i can fall asleep without it though.
But I'll try.
>>38570173
I've relapsed and just got through a depraved hentai binge myself. Try to keep it in moderation or all that excess horniness will just turn into sexual frustration. Try for like 3 days nofap then maybe once every couple nights to maintain your sanity.
>Awaken
>See this above you
How do you react?
>>38570040
curI up into fetal position and cry uncontrollably
>>38570040
sauce? I bet she has an ugly face tho so maybe not
>>38570040
>>>/b/
this is disgusting
Should I take a stroll at the park and attempt to make friends? I know the likelihood of succeeding are low, but I am willing to do anything at this point.
Yes OP you should try it. People are often alone at parks trying to look for friends, just like you! Or if you see a group of friends, ask to join in and hang out!
Yeah you should, but don't be too obvious about it.
>>38570056
This is a troll. Don't bother people or they will call the police. Do walk in the park though because it's nice out and it'll put you in a better mood
If the age of consent was lowered to 13, would you have sex with 13 year olds given the chance?
>>38570004
16 is already pretty low I think.
fuck no
anyone under the age of ~25 is way too fucking immature
>>38570004
Well the AoC is 14 here in Germany and I would still have no chance with teen Stacy. All that puss is reserved for Chad.
Step 1: wait for one of your friends to nag you to come to a party
Step 2: shower, get a nice haircut, and wear clean clothes
Step 3: GO
Step 4: chat with random people until a girl approaches you
Step 5: talk and then fuck
Step 6: she may want more and then you have a gf
Don't be pic related, ascend robothood.
>one of your friends
I'm going to need a Step 0.
>>38570022
Step 0: ask the person in your peer group if he wants to hang out some time, eventually this person will become your friend
this. what if you hate everybody you meet because they always try to be alpha man over you.
how to make frans nigga
Instructions on my popcorn say microwave for 3 minutes on 600W
>All the popcorn is burnt
Are you fucking kidding me?
You're supposed to use the time given as a guide, and when the pops are about 2 seconds apart, then you stop.
>microwave
>food is burnt
how in the world did you do that
2:30 or less next time. The 3 minutes recommendation is a deliberate sham so you'll be forced to buy more popcorn sooner when you "accidentally" burn the whole bag.
how do you get a thicc asian gf?
>>38569945
thicc is bad stop enabling roasties to get fat
>>38569960
asians look good a little fat
>>38569945
>thicc Asian
>a fucking unicorn
T. Actual Asian
So I recently turned 21 and was out at the bars last night with some friends. While drunk as fuck I grinded on an made out with this chick and got her number.
At the time I was enjoying it, but now I realize she was likely a 3/10 (Face and also fat).
Please help, how do I redeem myself...? Everyone saw that shit.
Also
>Drunken regret stories
>tfw years of drinking start to make doing math and spelling hard
>brain fog
>there was another thing but I forgot it
get another girl at a different bar, far away from the recent one lol
>>38569934
>there was another thing but i forgot it
Fuck. I feel you on it all especially that last bit.
does anyone here work in networking or cyber security?
if so, what is the pay like and how easy is it to get a job working from home?
Pay is shitty, working from home is generally not possible.
>>38569999
you sure bow dah?
>>38570601
Making 3k per month of which I get to keep around 2k (2.3kUSD).
I am grieving. Anyone else?
I wish I could contact him or something. It sucks that I can't. He was supposed to stay strong. He wasn't supposed to kill himself. He was supposed to push through. Wasn't he?
>>38569803
Live by the edge
Die by the edge
>>38570030
...but now I've cut myself on those edges. It hurts. Life is gay.
>tfw masturbated to loli for the first time ever.
>Came pretty hard
Is this it?
Has my life finally went off the deep end?
You are like a middle schooler thinking you have learned everything.
Contact me when you've masturbated to loli bestiality rape.
>>38569756
Be honest with yourself, you've fapped to worse. Infact loli is probably one of the least repulsive things you've fapped to in your lifetime you depraved mongrel.