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7.5k a year

I work part time at minimum wage. I'd end myself if i had to work full time, i'd rather sustain myself on poverty wages, it's not like i'd do much with the extra cash anyway

>>38571773
I'm 20 but I make 30$/hour which I think is pretty good for part time work.

112k plus bonus, as a software developer

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They've been dead for over 70 years, you retard. They can't reply to your mail

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>>38571796
no there's some in calgary, they even have a clubhouse

>>38571840
Mickey Mouse clubhouse :3

>>38571698
>working a high paying job you absolutely hate, but find the love of your life and marry her
I choose it.
I will endure for her. I will make her happy.

NEET

Working a shit job is complete hell, and the love of your life isn't going to make up for it as the relationship will mostly likely breakdown and you're going to have to spend more time at the job than with them anyway

>>38571698
Define the "love of my life" because most normals who find the "loves of their lives" just find a roastie whore who reflects everything they tell her like a mirror, building up her nonexistent personality in their minds.

If I were to find the "love of my life", would it be like selecting from a build-a-gf workshop, or average, shitty women?

>>38571679
My wife and cousin talking about breastfeeding.

>you can also freeze the milk with popsicle sticks and make popsicle. They come in really handy when they're put and getting hot, the cream will separate so shake first then pour in ice trays

>>38571707
if dubs you ask them to bring you one.

>>38571679
My mother and cousin talk

(8yo and 53yo)
>you can't say ass auntie. That's a bad work

>Well then you can just kiss my ass, is that a bad word? Go ask your daddy if that's a bad word then tell him he can kiss my ass too.

>>38571635
What's a fapping partner?

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Yes, I just found one recently and he is great

Go to /ftt/ on /trash/ and post your discord there, you will definitely find a horny anon to help you

Sort of. I had an online friend in Saudi Arabia who couldn't access any porn sites so I would send him some and then we would both be on cam and fap to the same porn.

Fuck off to /lgbt/, you mentally ill faggot. No one wants you here.

Yea its bullshit and even if you try to stand up for yourself thell just pull the muh white/straight genocide card

what all do you do to present as a girl?
are you on hrt?

Cowardice

oregano

>>38571776
same, i constantly wish for an accident or cancer.

>>38571776
>>38571966
I'm too scared to kill myself, so yeah, these two posts are accurate. I'm just waiting for someone to do the job for me. Even in death I'm beta.

you cannot accurately remember anything from the age of 2 though

>be 5 years old
>whole family goes to hurricane harbor
>still dont understand depression but I always felt dread and inexplicably sad
>dad takes the whole family to hurricane harbor
>i was just moping aroudn by the chairs while happy kids passed me by
"anon go in the water with your little sister look how much fun shes having"
>"I dont feel like it dad"
>he gives a sigh and goes to the bathroom
>just lie under a towel praying the day would end faster
>dad picks me up
"we're going to the wavepool anon come on"
>whine the whole way there cuz i just wanna hide away
>he plops me in the shallow part and goes to get my sister
>I see this as an opportunity and swim all the way out in the wave pool amidst the crowd of people.
>begin not being able to keep myself above water
>no body can sense i am drowning and the lifeguards cant see me
>eventually i start submerging myself
>think it's gonna work
>feel a hand yank me by the neck
>dad pulls my head up and rushes me out of the pool
>gives me a scolding about not going in the deep end without adult supervision
>break down and cry and have a tantrum becuase of a mix feelings of depressed sadness and embarrassment.

more comin

Thanks for the greentext robro. My first recollections of depression are from being six years old. I wouldn't understand it, but always be telling my mom "I feel bad". It's always been there the damn thing.

>>38571591
No, but after reading this I may give it a try. I'm barely able to hold a conversation using my original thoughts. Maybe I should just use someone else's and see where it goes

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>geese
>filthy creatures

WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS CUNT THINK HE IS?

>>38571924
>leaf here
i fucking hate geese.
they are annoying as fuck
whenever i'm trying to go somewhere they'll be on the sidewalk hissing at me like they can hurt me at all
I'LL FUCKING END YOU YOU WEAKLING LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT NOW LET ME WALK IN PEACE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

about 8 months ago
the style is what the barber does

I had mine on monday. I always have them about every 2 months. Cut the sides and the back short and leave a bit more on the top, the difference between top and sides isn't as big as the trendy Hitler-youth-haircut has it. I have it for a few years now and I don't want to try something new.

>>38571518
depends what head shape you have mate

>poop every day
>talking

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>>38571516
I exist.

>origami

>>38571516
>watch chinese cartoons

>>38571508
HIIIII... RUCKI KUROI DAYO!! WAN TUU.. TWEE FO.. SHI YU NEXT TIME..

>>38571508
Who is lucky Chloe and why does she have suck bad graphics

>>38571508
man the modelling on those feet is fucking awful

>>38571502
murder that psychologist
and then yourself for listening to him

Ahahaha, that's gotta be one of the worst things to tell an anxiety patient.

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>>38571502
>ever listening to a psychologist

>that
>normie

Wut

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clearly a troll

rigniality

>>38571578
she went on and on after about getting banned. she may be a troll but she must be very dedicated
>>38571562
>thinking SJW's aren't in the majority now

>>38571454
>JUST BEE URSELF BRAH
I need the source friendorino

>what matters most is not being unattractive.

lol

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>>38571498
Bumping babelish for sauce