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>Anon, i need to do something on YOUR porn filled phone
>mfw
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>>38573173
What kind of porn? I have over 20k images of yiff on my phone and let people use it all the time.
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>some acquaintance asks to see a picture that I took during a group project
>tell him I'll just send it to him
>"nah anon, just let me find it on your phone"
>tell him the only thing he'll find is porn
>he grabs my phone
>"bruh where's the picture you took, all I can find is porn"
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>>38573496
This one is fucking funny tho
God I'm pathetic...
>decided to go outside after months of shutting myself indoors
>sunlight stings my skin and fresh air aches my lungs
>see a happy couple holding hands enjoying each others company
>waves of anger mixed with depression hits me like a sack of bricks
>struggle to hold back my tears as i try to decide whether to rush back home or to the nearest bathroom stall to quietly sob
>fuck it, rushed back home trying to hide my watery eyes
>bumped into several people because i was looking at the ground, daring not to look up
>finally made it back to my room, my safe space
>burst into tears at how pathetic i am
>made this shitty post
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At least you tried m8, and you can't rush this type of thing.
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It might not seem like it now, but it gets easier. I got like this once and it took a while to get over it. The key is to take small steps.
Look at it this way OP, you made the effort to actually go outside for the first time in ages, that's an achievement in itself. Don't be disheartened that it was too difficult, you can always try again tomorrow.
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>>38573137
keep trying. it gets easier.
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What's the solution to the gay problem?
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>>38573123
gas, and lots of it
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delousing chambers
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You know what it is my friend.
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>tfw you turn 24 and mortality kicks in
MOMMYYYYYY I DON'T WANNA DIE I DON'Y WANNA DIE I WANNA LIVE FOREVER, I WANNA BE YOUNG FOREVER PLEASE NOOOOO
NOOOOOO
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>>38573067
Wait until you're old. Life is difficult and tiresome, most old people don't really feel sad drawing their last breath.
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>tfw you're safe
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>>38573067
i'll be 24 in five days
:(
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I'm so sick of being alone /r9k/, I know nobody will read this but I want to vent as I have nobody.
I lost all of my friends because I never wanted to hang out. I met a girl a year ago, found we liked all of the same things but couldn't form a relationship or friendship with her. I compulsively check her social media accounts because it feels like I'm living with her vicariously. I see her nearly every day. I can honestly say there is no worse feeling than being infatuated with someone and having them not even acknowledge or think about you. I've dealt with depression, anxiety, abuse as a child and this is still the worst pain I've ever felt. I've also been dealing with health problems for the past year, as a result I've had to maintain a shaved head thus I've felt and looked unlike myself, so she doesn't even know the "real" me. I know we're never going to be friends or anything, but I don't know how to get over this obsession. It's unhealthy to let a person affect your life so much without even being a part of it.
Please help me
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my best advice to you
is to keep yourself busy
just distract yourself from all those thoughts
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First of all forget the fucking girl.she aint gon fix anything.
Your options:
1. Stop overthinking about how to socialize ,instead, man the fuck up and force your self to have fun doing shit with other people until you like it.
2. Become a fucking neet and get it over with. Drown yourself in vidya or anime to cover for your insecurities and stop fucking trying to fix them.
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>>38573007
>I can honestly say there is no worse feeling than being infatuated with someone and having them not even acknowledge or think about you
Going through something just like that, with the added "bonus" of thinking I had some connection with her, which I clearly was badly mistaken about.
So I am not only feeling obsessive af. but also like I can't even rely on my own intuition anymore.
Can't stop thinking about her and feeling like an pawing at an unsolved riddle without having all parts, shit is nerve wreaking to the max.
As little help as that is, you are not alone in your plight.
How do I not fuck this up
Literally the most attractive girl I have ever talked to
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If you see her as more attractive than you, you've already lost.
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>>38572956
I wonder how she rationalized putting on such dark lipstick despite only wearing very little makeup elsewhere...
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Just fucking look at her holy shit
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>this is what the average young asian male looks like today
what are the jews putting into the water to make this happen?
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>>38572953
>tfw no asian femboy bf
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>>38572953
Guess where do I plan to move coming next spring lads
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>>38572953
Do you have to post this thread every week just to bait the same two responses and then have it die?
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Welp today's the day.
Stole my dad's Glock (which he just bought) and am going to finally do what I've been putting off for years now. I honestly have no idea how to load it/assemble but I'm going to buy rounds for it right now. If anyone is in the Ohio/Indiana/Illinois/Kentucky area and wants to watch (or do it for me for all I care) then I can drive, would probably be nice just to be alone and gather my thoughts on a nice car ride. I really don't have anything else to live for at this point and the future is going to be much worse than just ending it now.
Thanks for being the one place I could find solace in /r9k/, even when I couldn't find it anywhere else
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Do you wanna talk OP? What's wrong?
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>>38572909
You should just do it in the bathroom of your house.
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Dont do it OP, wanna talk?
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Time for a belly gf thread.
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>>38572904
I'm gonna try and get a good range of bellies in in order to appeal to all tastes
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>>38572924
something about a belly just emanates fertility
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>>38572936
this girl just has THE cutest belly
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Public service announcement: Don't ever get a gf/married if you're a robot/introvert/beta male. There is no peace for us until death. Every day of my life after I tell my gf "I love you" I call her a cunt and tell her to go get fucked under my breath. Don't care if she lives or dies. If she died in a crash on the way to work I wouldn't go to her funeral and probably forget about her within a week until I got horny. I wish I never got a gf in the first place but I need sex, that is the biggest problem. And she wants kids. I would never give that cunt another life to control. I would never condemn someone to being her child.
I wish I could travel back in time and just cut my nuts off before I met her. She owes me a shit ton of money because I helped her out of a horrible situation when we first started dating and she promised to do everything in her power to repay me, groveled at my feet. Here we are 4 years later and I've only lost more money. She has never repaid a cent, rather bitches and moans until we do stupid shit like go out to eat and waste more fucking money. Just paying her half of the rent is something she can hardly handle. Then she has the nerve to criticize what I do with my time/how I dress/how I act/how I think. She asks me my size shirt, I tell her, she buys a shirt that's not my size, I tell her it's too big/small and to stop spending money when she needs to pay rent then she starts interrupting me and acts like a cunt. She's also incredibly dim-witted and can't do single-digit math. I want to kill her every day of my life but if I break up I will never get back that $11,000 she fucking owes me where I saved her ass from sleeping on the street. Every day I think about bashing her skull in and get closer to going apeshit.
Anyway, tl;dr = don't fucking fall for the female Jew. Don't loan women money. Don't help them. Get your rocks off then fuck off, let them go homeless. It isn't worth it for your own sanity.
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>>38572866
If you're just losing more money and she hasn't repaid a cent (and has trouble paying rent currently) it looks like you're never seeing that money again. Just break up with her for gods sake, stop making excusesunless you actually love her and don't want to leave
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>>38572944
Everything you said is true and no I do not love her, I hate her more than I hate child rapists. The only way I can even stand being around her is tuning her out and fantasizing about killing her.
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>>38573074
Break up with her.
You're not gonna see that money again; cut your losses.
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Is this true? All are the handful of anti-gay toxic people on here just closeted? 2017-07-23 07:19:08 Post No.38572780
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I think it is.
Read this yesterday and screenied it.
It literally what happened to me too.
I just was in denial and was fighting the urge to submit to a superior male(also was hot af)
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>>38572780
>"You're a homophobe so you must secretly be gay!"
>"You're an islamophobe so you must secretly be a muslim!"
>"You're a claustrophophobe so you must secretly be a tight space!"
>"You're an arachnophobe so you must secretly be a spider!"
Also:
>"Disagreeing with me is toxic!"
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I want to say most, not all, but for the sole reason that a lot of people are homophobic for other reasons like religion or just basic herd mentality shit and don't actually have a firm grasp on what it means to be straight, hence the traplovers who insist they're "straight" if they like chicks with dicks.
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>>38572780
>I just was in denial and was fighting the urge to submit to a superior male(also was hot af)
Are you me? I was the same way. Feels good to submit to younger, superior, and straight males.
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Holy shit I just got robbed, what the fuck should I do ? I was hanging out with some friends at Alexander Platz near Berlin when I got separated from my buddies and decided to go home, suddenly 3-4 immigrants come jump on me and one of them pulls a fucking butterfly knife(they are illegal here) and tells me in broken english/german " Gib uns Geld oder wir fick dich deustcher", I then give him my wallet and runned as fast as I could and I couldn't even fucking fight them, they all seemed to have knifes. I am fucking terrified, should I call the police ?
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>>38572765
HAHAHAHAHA REAP WHAT YOU SOW EUROKEKS
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>>38572765
Absolutely. And don't forget to have any cards they took cancelled.
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>>38572765
This is why Germany needs knife bins, like jolly ol' England.
Post videos where roasties get what they deserve. Movies or real videos
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I4tn23O-Bm0
classic
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>>38572757
Bumping for interest
Origi Origi Orgasm
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>>38572757
I can understand being angry with an entire gender/race/personality type/whatever but in the case of you guys and women, you're murderously angry because they don't freely give you sex. That's stupid.
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Next time you make this thread start it off with this.
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How do you imagine the various posters of /r9k/? 2017-07-23 07:17:28 Post No.38572751
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How do you imagine the various posters of /r9k/?
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>anime posters
>hairy skinnyfat dudes
>trap posters
>creepy pedos with recession hairlines
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are you considered an animeposter if you only post it sometimes?
because im not skinnyfat just skinny
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Wahahaahahhahahaha you fucking moron! Smoke weed every day you ninny! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit!
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a lot of different people here, im very good looking and im anime posting sometimes
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>mfw a highly successful person dies in a car crash
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>mfw a rich and famous artist commits suicide
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>>38572576
>tfw highly successful and famous
>still feel like shit wanna kill myself erryday and browse r9k
>if I died in a car crash you'd be happy and wouldn't even know I was just like you
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>>38572610
famous how? like an actor famous?