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We robots have had enough of this shit. We're tired or fag threads, fem""""""bot""""""" threads and more gay shit like that. We're aren't going to take it. We're going to fight back, and we will make it known. Today is the day we rise. We will fight back to make /r9k/ the way it used to be.
If you want to help us fight, enlist here:[email protected]
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>>38574238
Sick of faggots in /r9k/
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>>38574238
i better not get aids from this.
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>>38574272
If you want to join, message me
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Daily reminder that a nice thicc juicy c0ck or a soft warm moist BP are a click away 2017-07-23 08:17:05 Post No.38574130
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2017-07-23 08:17:05
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Don't you ever feel tired of being lonely?
Do you really wanna spend the rest of your youth alone tfwnogf?
All you have to do is do some mental exercises, give in to the gay, and all your problems would go away in an instant.
What are you waiting for fellow robots ;^P
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i can't go gay because i filter my water
ask /pol/ about gay frogs if you don't understand
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what is this click away
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>>38574130
If I wanted to have sex with someone who looked like a man, I would fuck a black woman.
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Hi,
I just puked 1 hour after ingesting 250 seeds of morning glory. Feeling better. Planning on snorting some deschloroketamine later, and maybe smoke a little synthetic weed.
I want to wait that I am tripping first, to compare the effects.
What are YOU on tonigh, fellow robots ?
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6 drops liquid lsd
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>>38574106
That makes how many mcg ?
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>>38574140
alot i dunno. I use it to help my ptsd higher the better!
sjw exposure thread?
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at this point the right is still winning no matter what happens
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shouldn't they just be exposed?
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>>38574189
What is this thread even about?
Either post some good shit to "expose" them or maybe some names, the fuck are we supposed to do with these basic as fuck pictures that every girl takes and uploads to facebook.
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>tfw no friends
any robots play runescape?
i'm noobing it up pretty hard right now but it's pretty comfy nostalgia
if you play, whatcha doing in the realm of gielinor atm
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>>38574026
Space Station 13 is true autism, but Runescape is a runner-up.
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nothing can bring back the good old times. It's full of normies and bots now
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anyone prepping to bot OSRS mobile through tasker/auto-imput
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>Playing Overwatch, taking turns with 10 yo brother
>Brother is telling me about the games he wants
>They're all stream bait games.
>Wants a gaming PC
>Only wants games he already has on console, just wants it to stream
>Knows nothing about computers, thinks the video output cable is for power.
>Tells me he wants BoTW, let him try out OOT before and he didn't even get the shield. His justification is that streamers play it
What happened to kids and why is the qualification for liking things with them have to be that its popular and that doing it will make you popular? I might have nostalgia goggles on but I remember me and my friends would pick games that seemed interesting to us beyond just how much other people liked it.
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>>38574021
>twitch/youtube
>kids down to 6 years old streaming
>most are obviously bored and not enjoying the game
>extremely boring because kids don't know how to entertain their audience
>all use fake tv presenter voice pretending they're having a good time
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The next generation is so screwed, I can only imagine.
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Obviously you should buy yourself a gaming pc and become a popular streamer. Steal his dream and crush his soul.
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Who else /tourettes/ here?
I have the most retarded facial tics. I can go an hour or so in public without giving in, but usually I will have to cover my face and subtly succumb to the urge.
Share yours and how you cope.
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>>38573991
same here except i dont really try to hide it. sucks to live with it. even if i start working out and dress well i think i would never ever get a gf because sometimes my facial tics are just terrible
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>>38574610
How terrible are we talking? For measure, how long till people realise you a tics, a few moments or a few days?
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>>38574709
probably moments. i have never met anyone who told me that somethings wrong with me within the first minute though
speaking of which, are there any reliable ways to reduce tics? my tics get progressively worse and worse as the day goes on because being tired apparently makes my tourettes worse.
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Go to bed wagie, you've got a busy day ahead of you edition
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The autist Android would get it too
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>>38573963
surprise surprise 31
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>>38573963
mfw death of the union is nigh
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Reminder that appearance is literally the only thing that actually matters 2017-07-23 08:07:02 Post No.38573884
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Reminder that appearance is literally the only thing that actually matters
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This ultraChad has aspergers, Tourette's and confidence issues but women absolutely adore him. Remove the looks and he's just another beta autist browsing the chans.
Notice how the woman dating him is head over heels for him despite his sperging out and living with his mother.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8FqG5DBM_o
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you're just realizing this now? are you like 16 years old
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>>38573884
nah its not.
Hygiene is everything.
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>>38573884
Does anyone actually disagree with that? Even my mom told me looks are literally the only thing that matters
Yes, if you're good looking women wont care that you're a retard
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Sexual mishaps you've had with sex workers 2017-07-23 08:05:25 Post No.38573840
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Sexual mishaps you've had with sex workers
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I've slept with dozens of different prostitutes and I have two instances where things fucked up:
>#1
>In the middle of sex with an asian girl in a massage parlor
>We get the notice that the police might be coming
>She quickly gets off me, puts her clothes back on, takes my condom off and tells me to lay face down on the table and puts a towel over my ass
>I was worried that I'd get arrested anyway even though she was making it look like a regular massage
>About 20 minutes pass, it was a false alarm
>She strips off, it takes me like five minutes to get hard because of my nerves but then she puts another condom on and we finish
>#2
>In the FKK Paradise in Stuttgart (really fancy, high-end brothel)
>Get this beautiful, I estimate 36DD cup brunette to have sex with me
>Very fun, very good sex
>I was on top of her as I finished
>When I pulled out I noticed that nothing was in the end of the condom
>The condom had tore during sex
>I was panicking and all "Oh shit oh shit oh fuck" both to myself and out loud
>I could see cum leaking out of her pussy
>She said to me in very broken english "Is okay, I have implant"
>Getting her pregnant wasn't exactly my concern because the girls there have BC fallback in cases like this
>The way she said it implied that it's happened before with other guys
>I never thought I'd have a condom break and was worried I'd catch an STD since I basically fucked a prostitute unprotected
>Got tested a while later and came back clean
Any stories you people have to share?
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>>38573840
Mostly just condoms breaking. I'm not sure if it's because I'm girthy or just a combo of not wet enough and too fast fucking, but it's surprisingly easy to break them.
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>>38574173
I've only had it happen once though and it was a pretty terrifying experience.
Supposedly there's only like a 2% chance a condom will break but I guess if you have sex enough times it'll probably happen sooner or later.
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You were in Germany, where prostitution is legal. Their medical checkups are funded by the state and are mandatory, how could you not figure this out yourself you fucking spastic?
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night night sleep tight 2017-07-23 08:03:31 Post No.38573786
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dubs and trips decide what i dream about tonight
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nothing sad
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Bugs crawling on you while you are paralyzed.
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>>38573786
milked dry by several semen demons
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have you ever considered that maybe you dont have good intentions towards people and thats why people dont like you?
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>>38573761
>have you ever considered that maybe you dont have good intentions towards people
i mean, yes
but then i think there is no way that others are more introspective and self correcting than i am. their intentions aren't bad because they're attractive and mine are bad because i'm unattractive
i mean really, my intentions are to love and be loved also to absolutely ravish someone. is that evil? come on you wanker having gotten close i've learned the only two problems is i didn't have enough money, i'm too moralistic and political (from my own end, no one ever finds out about why i turn to dislike them), height (small factor), not being white (big factor because only whites are lovable and everyone wants to earn white love)
so fuck off tbqhwyfamalama ding dong osoreiriiimasu!!
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>>38573761
I simply don't have anything to offer on the topics many people bring up. Usually due to a lack of experience.
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>>38573761
yes, and that's not it works, people assume someone's intentions and moral compass based on their looks, if you're ugly you're bound to be painted as an horrible person nevertheless. You're not saying anything new here.
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>tfw no geeky Asian bf
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>>38573736
What would you even do with a geeky Asian bf?
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>>38573813
Let him treat me like the concubine I am.
I would also cuddle him and protect him.
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>>38573877
>concubine
Would you even look good in traditional wear?
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Daily reminder that THICC is the mans choice and THINN is for low test little gae boiz. You're genetically designed to be attracted to it and anyone who isn't has low test, is a faggot, has shit taste, of all three. THICC is a sign of fertility. THICC is a way of life. Have you taken the THICC pill yet ? No ? Well then you're a massive fucking faggot. That is all, carry on pleb.
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>>38573635
>You're genetically designed to be attracted to it
do you have a source?
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>>38573635
OP pic is actually hot THICC but most shit people link to it is just FAT
its hard to come by actual THICC
therefore THINN is generally speaking better
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>>38573635
That kind of thicc is good, but other people don't see the term the same way.
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what are you listening to right now /r9k/???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CazApTMOrUA
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>>38573610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLoytewvn0g someone posted a 80's thread this was recommend on youtube pretty good
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>>38573610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Gg9CqhbP8
this costant feel of not belonging to anything is tearing me apart
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>>38573610
My oneitis loved this song, OP :(