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the only good normalfag is a dead normalfag
have you done your part to cleanse the world of filth?
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>>38575338
/r9kisis/?
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do you ever wonder what kind of lists you inadvertently ended up on?
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>>38575894
watever it takes to get the job done

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>hey everyone, look how funny Anon walks
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>>38575336
I got this from a girl at school, i then made it into a joke between us and then i shagged her. stop using it as an excuse
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>>38575336
Protip: get a wheelchair. No more jokes about walking, it's fun and efficient, and you will get some pity friends
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Fucking normalfags with their """""autism""""".
Its still not an excuse. My face is ugly af and I cant even do anything about it. That is a real illness.
Avarage looking guys get the fuck out, you will never know the feeling.

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Capitalism has caused more death and suffering than every other ideology combined. We must put an end to it if we with to progress society.
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Stop using Friends for shitposting.
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We should, but the people with money really wants it to continue, and they give us food. gg wp
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>>38575388
>>38575393
Capitalism creates an enviornoment where the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. Society cannot take this much strain. If we don't change things then capitalism will collapse and humanity will go with it.

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>Maybe you should give a call instead. No harm in doing that, plus you don't have to go all the way down just to ask.
As long as you act confident and honestly, generally nothing in life is awkward. Awkwardness comes from you feeling uncomfortable.

This advice was given to me here. Why don't you follow it?
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>>38575298

Give a call to who? Ask what?

How do you act "honestly"?
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>>38575442

call how to live your life correctly
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>>38575298
I know exactly what I should be doing and how, I just can't bring myself to do it.
For whatever reason I'd rather sit here and rot like the piece of shit that I am.

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>tfwnogf
>try online dating again. Maybe it'll work out this time?
>put some effort into my profile
>nice pics. brief but good description
>start talking to a girl on there
>she's kinda frumpy looking. Maybe a 1/10, but she has clear skin and isn't fat. Good enough for me
>conversation going well. Talk for a few days
>exchange numbers
>she wants to call me
>drink lots. Don't wanna be a nervous spergmaster
>we talk on the phone for about half an hour
>we start running out of things to say, even though the call went great
>I say I've gotta go to bed because I have work tomorrow
>we arrange to meet up. I say I'll pick her up
>that means I can't drink. Decide to take a few anti-depressants to help with my anxiety
>pick her up
>still nervous as fuck. Tablets didn't do shit besides give me a load of mental fog and heart palpitations
>we go to the zoo
>STILL NERVOUS AS FUCK. TRY TO MAKE SMALL TALK BUT I KEEP S-STUTTERING OVER MY WORDS AND BEING NOT FUNNY
>1 hour in and she says she's gotta go home
>drive her home
>send her a text the next day. 48 hours later and she still hasn't responded

How do I get over being so nervous? When I'm on the phone, and drunk, I do fine. Clearly my social skills aren't that bad, and it's just a nervous thing. How do I fix it? pls help
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>>38575248
Go on more dates, go on dates with girls you have ZERO interest in dating. Go to normal places like a restaurant or somewhere where your autistic little brain will be less stressed. Go somewhere they serve alchohol. Search for nerdy girls who are more awkward than you.

Etc etc
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>>38575387
I thought I'd have zero interest in her. She's legit a 1/10. Out of about 200 profiles, she was the least attractive. But when she started showing a bit of interest in me, that's when I became interested in her.
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Why the fuck didn't you just drink before you picked her up? You don't have to get plastered but just keep a bottle of whiskey under the seat

>You're very conservative, anon.
How do women know this?
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>>38575236
They're master manipulators. They study your body language, your vocal patterns, your tone, and everything else about you.
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>>38575263
>got told by at least five women that I seem too unreadable and noncommital
Maybe I should take up poker.
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>>38575236
Why yes, frau.... I'm glad you noticed

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Which historical figure would you kill to make the world a better place?
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>>38575199
muhammad..............marx too tho
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>>38575199

He set the world back like 200 years.
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>>38575199
Muhammed. Communism would probably have been invented by some other guy if Marx died, but Islam certainly wasn't inevitable.

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Would it be creepy/illegal for a 30 year old single male to let a non-related 14 year old girl hang out at their house alone with them?
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>>38575018
Creepy, yes. I don't think it would be illegal though unless you had pre-stated sexual intentions though.

My questions to other anons: Would the same be true if the genders were reversed? Maybe
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>>38575018
>creepy
Yes. 14 year olds aren't braindead either, she'd find it creepy herself most likely.
>illegal
No
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Why would a 14 year old girl want to hang out at a 30 year old male's house?

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What do black people mean when they say "White foolishness"? I've seen this being said a lot this year
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it's just black people being foolish ignore it
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>>38575017

They look at horror films and take all the naive white characters as a real representation of white people in real life, even though they are like that for the plot of the film and for horror effects\strategies.

Other than that, would be the foolish white liberals maybe?
I could agree on them with that.
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>>38575017

white people have the uncanny ability to turn off their self-awareness on a collective scale, for the purpose of being hypocritical in their actions without admitting the truth, for example :

Since 2014 "Blue Lives Matter" have been supporting officers who become wrapped up in press fiascos involving the "unwarranted" murder of black individuals. The organization claims to be dedicated to "warriors who wage war in the streets"

However their presence miraculously seems to be missing in the latest public case of an unwarranted shooting, dealing with Mohamed Noor - a Somali or "BLACK" officer who - of course accidentally - shot a white woman after he feared for his life.

Why is that other officers can have gofundme accounts that reach up to 500k but Noor's gofundme was shut down at 400 dollars?

Why is it that organizations such as blue lives matter rush to the defense of white officer - on black citizen cases but are suddenly missing from this case?

white foolishness.

What's a good anime that really hits the feels?
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>good
>anime

are you joking
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Tatami Galaxy, it has a really feel-good intro:
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>>38574940

clannad
kimi ga nozomu eien
5cm per second
welcome to the nhk
eva

lots of animes have hidden feels

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>My life is so hard!
>Girls wont talk to me!
>I'm so ugly!
>I'm not over 6 ft!
>I'm balding!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrion4sxyHI

Imagine being her just for one day. I'm sure you would feel a lot more grateful about your life.
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>>38574881
Watched a few vids from that channel just now, I really have no excuse to be the NEET shut-in that I am, won't stop me from keeping this awful lifestyle.
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>>38574881
>tfw no eldritch abomination gf
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>>38574881
she seems cool. how fucking sad man.

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>that australian guy who films videos of him fucking with hookers and shemales in thailand
i'm jealous, btw, who the fuck pays for his porn?
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Are we talking about Asian Street Meat on xhamster?
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>>38574864
>>that australian guy who films videos of him fucking with hookers and shemales in thailand
sauce me?
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>>38574942
i watch the videos on pornhub and xvideos but yes
>>38574945
>>38574942

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Who here /living the dream/?

I'm only 22 but I have a robot bf who lets me be his housemaid and he handles all the wagie shit. I never thought it'd turn out so perfectly.
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There must be at least one other anone living the dream
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>>38574863
Are you a cute girl (male)? Do you wear an anime maid uniform?
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>>38575969
No I'm a robot who's not a cute femboy

Sorry to ruin your fantasy

>spend last year of my life contemplating suicide
>world looks bleak... life feels bleak... why bother?
>let the comfort of non-existence be thy medicine
>indulging in some pure, natural, organic, GMO-free brony/beta cringe videos
>at least I'm not these guys
>I wonder what they'll be like at the age of 40
>will there be thousands of them in the future? all grown up and being forced to participate in society?
>doubt it
>I need to see this for myself

How did you cucks talk your way out of becoming an hero?
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>>38574845
I got a gf who loved me more than I loved her.
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>>38574897

That's temporary tho.
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>>38574931
Op's isn't?

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Anyone here know the prime age to start taking hrt?
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before puberty
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Never, you god damn freak of nature...... .
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>>38574818
12, so we're all fucked
enjoy never passing like the rest of us

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