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>>38578232
they're not, you retard

>>38578266
yea they are
almost all neo-nazi goth bitches are metheads

Because the Herb makes you peaceful and peace isn't profitable, com padre.

>>38578223
share it anonkun

>>38578223
I too have one of these fantasies that I go back to regularly, it's become a serious problem when I'd rather daydream about it than deal with my own life.

What I've learned is that it's hard to dream too big. You can accomplish more in this life than you think, but you have to PICK something, not be all over the place.

You can accomplish anything, but you can't accomplish everything.

Dig?

Few years ago I had long hair and beard, and on two occasions a normie called me Jesus, like waving and laughing saying "hey Jesus haha"
How can these normie shits mock someone to their face with no shame like that reeeeeeeee

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>>38578189

>on bus
>group of teenagers make fun of me and call me a nerd for reading a book
>decide to stand up for myself for once in my life and tell them to fuck off
>they immediately pull me out of my seat and start kicking the shit out of me
>tfw the police doesn't get them in trouble because they said I attacked first and it was self defense and it was their word against mine and no witnesses on the bus gave a shit about bringing me justice


I know the bus has security cameras and I tried to tell them to check that but they didn't care.

>>38578189
>>38578257
>>38578361
This is why you need to put effort into your appearance you losers

shhh. i think we got rid of the fembot posters. NOT A SINGLE THREAD UP!

>>38578154
You're the wet blanket. Try getting some perspective and interests on a broader spectrum so that women can actually contribute and participate in your banter.

>>38578494
>If a woman does something bad, it's always secretly a man's fault in some roundabout way.

This is why your gender has never invented anything or produced any real geniuses, by the way.

>>38578137
Bump
Orgnail comment

i am born one, but didn't realize until middle school

i was born one, became an actual hikikomori neet at 14, so either 20 or 6 years depending on how you count.

>tfw nonvirgin friend-having college-going wagies count themselves as robots

i have no mouth but i must ree

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Enjoying this beer quite a bit. The "super premium" description makes it sound like you're drinking some sort of combustible fuel.

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went to the store 10 minutes before closing to get this. drinking rum and coke

>>38578204
are you canadian?

youtube.com/watch?v=G4rJFlVzunY
>IT is the HOPS in beer that is very bad for testosterone.8-Prenylnaringenin (8-PN) in hops is a very a potent phytoestrogen. Ethanol in beer or any other alcoholic beverage will slow down the P45 enzyme system in the liver allowing estrogen to stay in your system much longer. hops is perhaps one of the most powerfully estrogenic plants on Earth.
>Very potent estrogen estradiol is in hops. Estradiols also increases SHBG levels, which then binds up even more free testosterone in the bloodstream. The estradiol in hops has also been found to directly interfere with the ability of the testes Leydig cells to produce testosterone.Few beers a week is already enough to give Problems because many other chemicals you come in contact with on a daily Basis lower testosterone. Such as most Plastics, soya, and Fluoride.
>IF you drink beer(estrogen) a few times a week you WILL develope"manboobs". This happens because beer will change the testosterone/estrogen Ratio in the male Body.I know it happened to me, and i went to the doctor. He said my estrogen was almost as high as a women. I stopped drinking beer for two months and retested and the doctor said it helped massivly.

Come on, tell me a story Anon. There's no need to be embarrassed, here we've all done horrible things.

Oh fuck. I actually take the time to write a unique thread and encourage others to contribute, and no one does. Meanwhile the nine billionth iteration of /britfeel/ has over 200 replies.

This board frowns upon truly original content.

Is laziness a meme too?

>>38578060
it is true that depression is a meme
however reality is an assortment of memes

I am lazy but depression is caused by chemical imbalances in the brain

>>38578040
I feel you. I bought tekken advance thinking I'd go pro. Lost the handbook and no clue how to read move list symbols.

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>>38578040
They're all about mashing buttons. Seriously, they take little to no skill and anyone who starts on
>B-but mah comb0s
are people trying to defend a boring genre that should have stayed in arcade cabinets.

I like them and can get good at the combos, though I'm always defeated by people who pick cheezy button masher characters.

>>38577998
I just don't like knickers

No, you heard wrong. I must have said I *only* date sistas.

too much sass for me, m'lady

>>38577994
I need to get a drivers license.

>What's the one thing you need to change in order to get out of the rut you're in?
a job

>>38577994
physics, psyches

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>>38577980
LIKE GOD DAMN

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>>38577980
This is a disgusting vagina. It looks like a horses and her asshole is all stained. Fucking gross.

>>38577985
It's a pity her inner lips are starting to protrude out.
Her days in porn are limited.

THE VENGA BUS IS COMIG!

Feels like we blasted through that last thread pretty fast

Continuing on from the conversation of last thread, post music from the games that give you feels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNRHO2pY97I

First level music from FFCC, the way the narrator finishes her speech, starting the level and this kicking in, too many feels.

>>38577784
because "traps" are men. having regular sex with a man is homosexuality.

That is a gross non feminine benis

>>38577784

it is. Just admit you're gay and move on stop larping as females you're just fucking gay. Own it.

>implying there are 4chan trap-stars other than Linetrap

Where are you getting your FAKE NEWS, op?

Its a niche that not many people can fill, so its an easy way to make extra money and get attention.

>>38577719
Even this freak said people who like traps are gay