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lol dumb faggot didn't he hear about the woman who died drinking water trying to win a Nintendo Wii?

Another senseless death due to dihydrogen-oxide. When will they ban this horrible substance?

>>38579395
iirc that death was because she didn't pee for fear of being DQ'd from the contest

>>38579306
robots don't say that shit, it's always polfag visitors

>>38579306
Go to church and find a Christian man from a good family

>>38579306
>>38579354
Oh wait are you gay? In that case fuck off to your containment board

>>38579301
Looks like they created a codependant, seeing as how you've made this post at least 4 times

>>38579301
whos the underage faggot in the pic and why did you choose that for your post

>>38579301
I feel you. My mom is a narcissistic, single, manic pixie dream girl. She's abusive and stubborn, and my only parental figure.
She's given me an eternal attraction to shitty, manipulative people and a yearning need to fix any sad, edgy person I meet.

Absolutely, capitalism is good for that sort of thing.

>>38579293
I hope so.

I don't think I'll be able to afford one. But I'd get one if I had the money.

>>38579293
I really hope so, I wouldn't hesitate at all to get one. I hope they aren't so expensive that I'm kept away from fake women too though.

I fapped to her growing up. Love the live show too. Mjh is top tier.

>>38579240
Get back in your containment thread bong

Is that Sabrina the teenage witch?

>>38579207
I wouldn't know, I'm 6'4". Midget.

>>38579207
You feel like a kid compared to everyone else and that's pretty much how people treat you. Girls regularly open doors and stuff for me because I'm smaller than them. They make me use the kid water fountain at the gym too

>>38579207
Why do people care about height?

There's nothing wrong with hypocrisy. There isn't a natural law that states you must be consistent in your beliefs.

>>38579122
Being contrarian has been the new meme for a while. I don't really know but it probably started somewhere around the time people realized smelly hippies were happier than everyone else despite their lack of contribution to anything that wasnt music or venereal disease.

Most people give very little thought to moral philosophy and don't even understand the concepts of corollaries, counter-examples, logical consistency, etc.

That said, I don't think most people think those who do well in school are "freaks" and I'd imagine most people who enjoy gangsta rap have some doubts as to whether the rappers actually murdered those people.

Go join community college. It's a lot of fun.

University sucks. The amount of work they expect you to do is absolutely insane, and 99.9% of it is pointless bullshit that has nothing to do with the job you think you'll get with your degree.

Community college actually helps teach you some useful stuff, with only a normal amount of homework (like 1-2 hours a day, nothing insane).

Philosophy class is incredibly fun if you get a good professor that doesn't push his opinions TOO hard.

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>midget

The manlet of the past.

I can not put myself in your shoes, it's too different and I don't know the details anyway but my reason to not killing myself was 'maybe I can make it better or die trying'. I mean, like a video game. The worst case is you will just suffer more(which I don't know how severe is in your case, again) . Note I don't mean 'it will get better', no one will do shit for us but us.

Anyway, could you possibly elaborate on your reasons?

>>38578906
Sensing some irony here. But in all honestly, Irving's Hitler's War and his Goebbels biography are amazing

>>38578906
>truth-seeker
We actually have a well used term for someone who seeks out the truth. In fact, we have two:
Scientist and Journalist.

>>38578991
>laughingman.gif

kids in Africa have a sense or purpose

Kids there can get laid

That has nothing lot do with my sense of not belonging. That has nothing to do with my life.

>>38578861
It's probably pretty painful, if that's a problem for you

>>38578861
Cut on the left side of your neck so you actually stop the bloodflow to your brain and are out in seconds. Cutting the right side is just stupid and you'll suffer for way longer than you should.

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>>38578994
What this guy said. You're probably gonna have to cut deep enough to sever the entire vein, to ensure that no blood actually reaches the brain

>>38578857
how old is she?
does she know what semen is?

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>>38578857
Same but my niece

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>>38578915
>tfw I showed my dong to the babysitter that way when I was a kid
>she was staring for quite some while

but the thai arrested him

>>38578867
But at the direction of the US government.

>>38578911
and??
he hung himself cuz he was a coward.
would have lived in a sleek federal prison in just a few months, comfy rent free home.

Kick down the door and fuck his boypussy right in front of your sister. Screaming "YOU DID THIS" at the top your lungs while maintaining firm eye contact with your sibling.

>>38578772
Your parents let your sisters bf sleep over? wtf

>>38578840
We're at an appartement in town so I can go to college (even though I don't really want to) and she brought him over. I just wish they'd shut up right now

what was the opinion?

>>38578763
I hate this. It can about anything and some cunt will start her butthurt spiel no one cares about which will usually involve some emotional argument and how what you said makes her or someone else feel

>>38578785
That domestic violence might happen more in families with alcoholics