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Would anyone here be interested in coming to Vegas with me this fall and tag teaming or going solo with a whore? It would be my treat.
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>>38581785
>doing it with a whore
how low have you fallen?
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>>38581807
Bretty far.
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>>38581785
I would love to let you have my kidneys OP.
However I have to watch you fuck the whore. I myself will not be partaking.
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Did you do any fucked up things to little critters/bugs you found in your yard as a kid?
>invite friend over
>create a grasshopper torture factory
also
>put frogs in a very deep bin they couldn't escape so they would die of dehydration overnight
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I tortured ur moms pussy with my dik
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>>38581904
babababack to >>>/b/
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>>38581755
Bumping this thread you fucking niggers
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I'm starting a discord that is made to be comfy, I just need enough people to join. There won't be any annoying people like Higgus and people like that will be banned.
/NMbUw
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discords are never comfy. it always winds up being a bunch of circle jerking name faggotry like every other namefag social media thing
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>>38581697
r9k discords never work give up on this shit
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>>38581697
inv doesnt work kill yourself.
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I just got these meme pills from Info Wars in the mail today. I'm fighting globalists and interdimensional shape-shifting child molesters from the 4th dimension. What have you done today?
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Op why didn't you get Child Eaze?
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>>38581690
Also i find it ironic that crazy liberals and conservatives are into the same bs health fads
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What is this snake oil?
Any of you have or once had pets?
How have your experiences with them brightened your thoughts or live with regret? I adopted this 6 month old fellow three weeks ago and he has diversified my routine a bit away from vidya. I also have 3 parakeets and a finch who are the driving force behind me getting up at a reasonable time
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>>38581651
I never had pets growing up. Never cared to get one.
Now that I'm older, I just see pets as a complete waste of money. You feed it, clean it's shit, it makes messes, brings fleas and dirt into the house, all for what?
>b-buh dogs are man's best friend you heartless monster xD
Pets are exactly like having kids. Except kids will actually grow up, learn to have meaningful conversations with you and end up taking care of you when you're old (if you raised them right). The objectively sane choice is to have neither.
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>>38581651
>>38581651
That is a good looking pupper.
My first goal once I get a job and move into stable accomodation next year is to get my self a pet. Either a ferret or a doggo first, gonna have both eventually.
I just hope first-year doctor hours won't leave him too lonely.
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>>38581651
I like him but he is too fucking hyper active, prefer my cat.
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Since when did virgins become a minority here? Since when did half board become middle class+ normies who fucked 100's of women?
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>>38581620
When phoneposters began to take over the board. A true robot has no need for a phone, so it's mostly the normies left
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>>38581712
Computer is too far from bed
Originally.
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>>38581620
That whole virigin thing was a meme, OP. Nobody is ACTUALLY a virigin past the age of 20.
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>thought 4chan being contrarian was a meme
>Now that Trump is president everybody wants to be liberal and an SJW
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People just don't like being told what to do. First it was sjws getting outraged over everything and now it's drumpfkins.That's the nexus of all of this.
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>>38581614
this site has seen a big influx of moralfag normie leftists in like the last year and a half, it's noticeable. also a lot more women and blacks
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>>38581663
White people being wiped out literally everywhere even online, how will they cope?
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>be anon
>have a phobia specifically of black widows and no other spiders
>life in southern California where there are black widows fucking everywhere
>terrified to go out into my backyard at night because of the black widow infestation that manifests every single fucking summer
>remember my dad telling me to stop being such a pussy one time when I froze chopping wood (yes, I really chopped wood because my dad told me too) because there was a black widow on top of the log pile
>fast forwards to 2017
>decide to buy some anti-widow Raid spray and go nuts dusting off every surface outside of my apartment, just to show both Dad and those faggot ass black widows
>those little niggers run everywhere but are always done in by my spray
>eventually sit down inside
>get massive headache from inhaling the anti-widow spray for a while
>it really fucking hurts and all I have to show are a dozen dead spiders and the hope that a father who doesn't even know anymore will somehow be psychically proud of me
>no phone call from Dad comes
>there are over a dozen dead widows in the yard and garden
>headache just kind of keeps getting worse
I did alright, didn't I?
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>>38581571
Why black widows, specifically? I mean, I feed tarantulas as part of my work, something others don't like the idea of.
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>>38582310
Beats me. The best I could think of is one time my parents hired an exterminator to come sweep out the critters and a big old fat black widow died over the course of two days in front of our kitchen window, right in my view and kicking and trying to escape now and then before it just kept giving up over and over until it died.
Usually people don't pick their phobias.
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Yes anon.
You did well, I'm proud of you.
is there a bigger "i'm a tranny" giveaway than this aesthetic?
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>>38581529
Yes. They don't wear hair short because they'really self conscious
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I really love this aesthetic, makes my dick diamonds
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None of those people are fucking real, loser
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>enjoy peering into people's lives from a confidential point of view and learning about what makes them tick(I usually give advice also so it seems like we're both getting something out of it)
>get somebody to add me on discord so they can get something off their chest
>tells me the bland version of their problems without going into detail
>I ask a few follow up question, nothing to deep
>they unfriend me and most likely blocked me
It's the same feeling as an unfinished book
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>>38581376
hmm seems like something that I'd like to do.Give me your discord and Ill be as open as possible
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>>38581376
Why does it seem like 4chan posters (especially robots) have a fetish for larping as a stereotypical sociopath?
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>>38581450
werd #1690
First impression of me and my friends /r9k/?
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>>38581321
You look like the cretins I sell drugs to.
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>>38581321
Middle one seems smart, left one seems a little crazy, right one has the most life experience
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gay porn stars
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please reply with a unique comment in my thread
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>>38581245
Gibraltar geranium gymnasium
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Per your request, OP.
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>>38581245
Niggers are having too many niglets.
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>tfw balls hurting for 2 years
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>got Epididymitis
>went to many different doctors
>they tell me to take X antibiotic and anti inflammatory for X days then come back
>it gets a bit better but then when I stop taking meds it gets worst again
fuck everything, this makes me want to remove my right ball.
And If i ever made sex i would transmit this to them because it's a STD and I have no idea how I even got it, fuck
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>it gets a bit better but then when I stop taking meds it gets worst again
Just tell your doctor that.
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>>38581261
i told them and they never know what to do. they just tell me to take something else for x days and it never works.
stopped going atm because it's such a waste of money that i can' afford.
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>>38581276
If it helps you, it's not a waste of money. You never know what could happen if you stop taking for a extended period of time. Gotta take care of yourself my man.
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My grandfather died. I respected him a lot. He worked hard his whole life from being a high-school dropout farmer to a family man with assets. He had integrity and was probably a genius. I don't really have anyone else to tell this to, so I'm posting it here
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rip
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>>38581162
I'm sorry to hear. Was he sick or something?
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>>38581237
Thanks. Yeah he had COPD. He smoked from the time he was a teenager up into his middle age. He was raised in a time where smoking wasn't seen as harmful, and by the time it was, it was too late even though he quit.
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>Literally all my problems would go away if I lost weight
>Too much of a lazy piece of shit to try to turn my life around
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you'll still be a fat person on the inside.
you're fucked, anon.
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Has anyone got any advice on losing weight, planing meals, etc?
>Any tips for meals, recipes or plans aswell?
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You and the rest of the board. If it's not weight it's antisocial behavior and career inertia.