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>>39572484
find one you get along with

high school was the best opportunity to do this imo

>>39572508
he said hes 24 you fuckin philistine why would you bring up high school!

If I decided I needed to find a girlfriend, I would start using dating sites. Probably make a sincere and low-key profile because I don't even want to pretend that I'm cool since it would probably be immediately evident to most women that I'm not. Then just start my search for a woman who somehow finds me interesting/endearing enough to get to know me and will bear with my being a bit of a recluse.

I mean, it's not a slam dunk idea, but I don't have any better ones

>>39572383
only because a lot of liberals that want people dead for no reason got hit by it

>>39572383
>desperately grasping for anything that could make you feel like America isn't the greatest country in the world

I like texas, but I hate florida. They are the worst 'southern' state.

Women will pick up a hobby only if it benefits her. You can find women in every hobby pretending to enjoy it so they can take advantage of being one of the only girls in the hobby scene.

>>39572337
>OS construction while introducing glowing fellows with a bumper

Is being a virgin and being smart a hobby?

>>39572303
Right because straight robots never talk about sex and fucking girls nor do they use smug weeb faces

>>39572668

Straight robots are nowhere near the majority here though

>>39572827
yes they are...

pretty sure there's been way more
>tfw no gf

threads then there are fags/traps on this board total.

Im terribly sorry for you my guy.

>>39572299
datz indeed da face yu'll b makin wh*t boi.

>>39572299
time to look for a new job

resist it anon. there's only more misery to come if you give in.

daily reminder normies consider you a genetic failure but a brain dead thug with a white trash gf is peak performance

>see cute kids with shitty parents
>urge to kidnap them and raise them as my own
biology is strange

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wtf r u a chocolate scientist or some shit

>>39572253
where on earth is a 40 page brief even allowed? They don't even accept 20 here

>>39572253
>40
Nigga what?
This was not original?

>39572226
>, anon?

why are you pretending to care

kill yaself

I don't like working. The mere thought of working makes me tired and want to lay down.

I'm not a NEET right now, I'm in college. I'd drop out if I thought my parents wouldn't kick me out. I hate being around so many people and I hate the schedule and I hate the noise and I hate all the minorities who don't even speak english and I hate it all. I'm not doing this for my future I'm doing it because they are basically making me. I will probably kill myself after I graduate and write the suicide note on my diploma

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I feel ambivalent because I've felt that too many times for it to matter

would you prefer it if she fucked you instead?

Elliot Rodger was right. Women go for run of the mill meathead chads

They already are childish and submissive just not to people socially below them.

Women are vicious children.

>>39572142
this. they are very submissive towards actually attractive guys, just not for you.

A father won't let their daughter get a lobotomy so that OP can provide for her with his NEETbux in his mom's basement. A father would want his daughter to marry a chad.

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Why would I want a girlfriend when I have all the dog pussy I'll ever need?

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do you even know what you mean when you say look?

what the fuck does it mean to "look" for a gf

bitch i look at tons of women every day and not a single one of them knows my name

How the fuck do you even get a gf?

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>>39572083
She looks just like my ex gf

>>39572054
>1996 europe

>I Wake up a little bit earlier than the usual before school
>mom's surprised.
>start eating breakfast
>ask her, since it was early, if I can watch some tv before going to school
>she agrees
>watch some he-man before having to go.

>>39572054
>ywn watch cool shows on the Military Channel with dad ever again

If you have comfy childhood memories you're a normie and must kill yourselves

im going to tear your skin off and sew it into a condom to rape you with :3

>Some random slut who everybody thinks is a victim because she's a woman despite the fact that she has an easier life than almost all men, telling me that life could get better

jej

>>39572026
people that talk about suicide prevention are usually fucking betas that want respect and validation for saying it

Can you stop shilling your fucking normie website faggot?

>>39572614
G-GOMENASAI!!!

orig

beaufort sc here, gonna be a fun time boys stay safe

>>39571948
Her face is kind of bleh, she's a bit stocky. and she's seems to be a bit of a womanlet.

Also she's seems to be a bit of a hippy, so there's that. She's going to go for hippie manbun having Thads.

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>>39572160
>A bit stocky
Uhh

>>39572160
>and she's seems to be a bit of a womanlet
I thought guys didn't care about height? I've been lied to all this time, time to kms