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Make a list of every problem you have and try to help other anons
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I'm a lonely man and I want tomboy friends. Preferably cute ones.
Please help me.
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>>38585581
Women are the worst types of friends you could ever have. Try to find a group of guys who have similar hobbies to hang out with. Loneliness can be solved if you don't go after women and base your whole life on them.
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>>38585683
>Try to find a group of guys who have similar hobbies to hang out with
I already have that, but I'm still lonely. I have non-malicious private life goals that talking to women could help out with, or help me prepare for. Plus tomboys are amazing. Especially cute ones.

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What happens if you haven't been taking your required breaks and working overtime on 4 of your 5 workdays in a week?
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>>38585532
You end up being overworked and stressed. Plus side is that if you live for work you only really get depressed on days off since the rest of the time you're too busy working.
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It means you're a fucking job-having normie you piece of shit

fuck off
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>>38585532
it means you have heavy dosh to buy magic cards with

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Heres a story

>be me back in high school
>went to this local restaurant often
>it was in this strip mall kind of thing
>fried chicken and pizza place
>took my bike over all the time
>they had a sticker on the window, it was basically a big window in the front of the store that covered the whole front and the sticker covered the whole window
>you could see out from the inside but not in from the outside
>i was eating my fries and i always have my eye on my bike through the window
>i see some guy ride up on his bike and hes eyeing up mine
>he drives away and i think nothing of it
>couple mins later i see him run up and get on my bike
>there is a trick my brother taught me, not really a trick, but if you have no lock and you need to keep your bike outside put it on the lowest gear, because the lowest is the hardest to get speed on
>i had it on the lowest gear so when he tried to pedal away he couldnt get speed
>i instantly get up and i run outside and he notices and looks back , i could tell by the expression on his face he was like "oh shit"
>he tries to take a turn into the parking lot but they have those stumps that the cars park in front of and the wheel kind of gets caught
>I push him off the bike, he falls to the ground, bike falls to the ground
>i get close and knock him right in the side of the head
>i yell want some more cunt?
>he gets up and runs like his ass is on fire
>grab my bike and walk back up to the door
>notice 2 of the workers ran out too
>ask wtf happen
>i just say he tried to steal my bike
>they ask if i want to put it inside
>put it inside and start eating my fries again
>look up and notice a girl from one of my classes and her family is there
>i can tell they are talking about it

Sit there like nothing happened
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Gracias fort your story buh-row(bro)
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>>38585490
was it a basketball amercan?
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nice one sperg

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>me, 19
>friend tells me that i should listen to Death Grips
>soundsinteresting.jpg
>i decide to listen to them, i chose the song "You Might Think He Loves You For Your Money But I Know What He Really Loves You For"
>brainaneurysm.avi
>still listen to them till this day
oh boy what did i get myself into
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DG is good shit just avoid memes and avoid online DG fans they're all cancer
Listen to the music and ignore the other dumbasses who also like it.
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You should listen to exmilitary
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Death Grips isn't just a meme? Wait you mean Death Grips is actually supposed to be MUSIC!?

People actually listen to this shit...

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When and how will you do it?

What needs to be done before you end it all?
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I need to deal with a few loose threads first.
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>>38585317
I will never do it. I don't even contemplate my death anymore.
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>When
Giving myself a few years to keep enjoying the things I still enjoy in life while I can and to get to a comfortable stopping place
>How
Probably a noose, pills never work and I don't want to become another anti-gun statistic
>What needs to be done before you end it all?
Finish massive backlog of music/vidya/movies I need to get to and a few other things I want to try

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>helped my normie friend do his Java project
>Spent 4 hours in the library debugging his shit
>Got paid with a KFC cup

Was this a fair trade?
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Normies won't like you just because you help them anon

I used to be a nice guy who would lend people pencils, help with homework, shit like that, what did I get? Nothing. I am never gonna help anyone again
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>>38585281
please tell me that wasn't part of his code
don't help troglodytes or indians anon
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>>38585281
No, also if that's his code you should even have bothered. The guy is a retard clearly.

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>one of these nights
What are you currently listening to fellow anons?
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>>38585238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us8lWjIwMkU
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>>38585238
Currently listening to the beatles white album.

What app you using for music. I use Foobar, but feel it lacks a few features.
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J rap/hip hop.

Basi has some really great tracks. The Rap U album is his best imo. Asahi remix has been stuck in my head for years tho.

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Should /r9k/ have fit people hate threads?
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>Should /r9k/ have threads that shit on people who have their lives even marginally more together than my own?
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I spy a jealous fatty, get fucked dork
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>>38585237
No, we shouldn't hate on one another.

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this board is gold. I lost my virginity a week after i turned 14 and im only like a 4/10 pretty much have a neckbeard. thanks for all the lols boys
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Dude same here let's head to reddit now!
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>>38585534
no kys normie fag
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>>38585229
>>38585534
>>38586243
Fuck that I want 12chan!

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>2007 was 10 years ago

Where did the comfy times go?
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>>38585210
>2007 was 10 years ago
still cant believe it
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>better music
>fun shows
>internet full of creativity and possibilities
>no liberal culture to shackle any sorts of amusement
All it took was 10 years
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>>38585210
>10 years
At what point did it all go wrong?

Who is the average female who actively browses 4chan like?

Is she honestly fat and/or ugly? I knew an attractive chick in highschool who browsed 4chan. But obviously she's just one person and could easily be exceptional.
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I'm Mexican, 5'5, weigh 135, often described as cute. Idk about the average though.
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I've only seen 5 girls that browse and 4 of them were qt. The 5th one was okay.
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>>38585169
>the one guy in his mid-30s who has the grip strength of an 8 year old

I know he's one of you, who wants to fess up?

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Listen, my dick is above average but not that fucking huge, I'm good looking, and I have a lot of confidence in myself, only when I'm by myself. Despite my minor narcissism and self-confidence, I'm very nice and a shy person who has anxiety and is almost a complete hipster faggot irl. What I'm wondering though is why the fuck I don't have a perfect girl in my arms every night. All these guys I see around me, friends or strangers, are either really ugly and have beautiful girls, or are normal but have magically found their perfect personality match and have a relationship that is pure synergy. Throughout my whole life, I have yet to find a girl that has my personality. Not because I haven't gone out to find one, but because there are none in my area that are like me. Every girl I've met has different interests, likes, and personalities. They're all into socialite fuckboys or into ugly awkward retards who are socialites, which I'm really neither. When will I find my perfect girl? I feel like I'm never going to find her and I can't stand this waiting, when everybody around me has already found theirs with ease.
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what is your personality type?
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>>38585132
Iktf. One of my biggest pet peeves is normies brigading this board telling robots to "improve themselves" even though I know guys inferior to me in every way who have perfect gfs
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>>38585132
Sounds like you live in a shithole of plebs. You should move out and meet new people.

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feelsbadman

when did this happen?

/r9k/ used to be a place of happy, tolerant, well adjusted people.

Now it's a sewer overflowing with racism, misogyny, homophobia and austitsm!

SAD
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>>38585126
Yeah it kinda sucks, it's been degenerating over a long time and I've pretty much stopped coming aside from occasionally checking up on it

Been posting here since 2009 or so and discussions were much more fun and less toxic. In retrospect all those angry feelings where always present, but they were more or less dormant and everyone could come along and feel together. Now almost every thread has 0 worthwhile discussion and everywhere people are just hating on things. Oh well there's better sites on the internet now at least
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>>38585126
Go to reddit you tranny nigger faggot fidget spinner collecting piece of shit.
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>>38585192
t.redditor newie

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Would you drink qt foot tea?
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Either its cold or shes giving herself 2nd degree burns
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her feet are so pale its fucking revolting
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>>38585203
t. fucking faggot
pale girls are the best

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>go outside
>see white person
DAY RUINED.

Fuckin' mother fucker, I was planning on having a nice day too. Why'd I even move to upscale Atlanta if they still let crackers in this fucking community.
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Damn bro you live in Atlanta? I wish I could move there, all these annoying as white folk bother the fuck out of me. Their pretty much subhuman.
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>>38585088
iktf, I live in a comfy middle class black neighbourhood, whenever I see a white person my mood is ruined
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>>38585147
go back to africa then if you hate it so much retard

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