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hired a japanese escort 2017-07-24 08:03:20 Post No.38586490
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I am getting nervous, please help me out /r9k/. Meeting later today, what do?
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>so if you come to me I'm right to make you happy too...but but... if you have big... baby i can give you a verry good massage and other, but i can't have sex with big one, Because i have small pu...
And I really sorry for other... bacause I would like to meet only Norwegian man, hope untherstand for me not be angry at me please...!
this is why I hired her. my average size dick is finally paying of
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>>38586490
There's nothing we can do for you here. Prepare for an extremely awkward experience with a glorified prostitute who would rather be doing anything else.
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>>38586490
how much did it cost OP
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Let's say you know the entire future in its entirety. Would you go about life autonomously, and be totally aware while having absolutely no control over what's happening?
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The series Dune touches on this.
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I'd try my best to make life better for myself and everyone else.
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>>38586813
I think you missed the point
captcha please
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Who's up for a good old woman hate thread?
My friend showed me this from his league account
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>>38586455
who's to say that's not your friend idiot
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>>38586486
Message her then, faggot.
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"Friend date" baka why are white boys this cucked?
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ITT YOU FALL IN LOVE YOU LOSE
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>>38586388
The mole(s) kinda ruin it
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>>38586388
i win
gg no re
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>>38586424
Better but her face looks kinda fucked
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>"Anon, we're going swimming, wanna come?"
>mfw cystic bacne
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>tfw I can't swim
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>tfw giant salami nipples
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>>38586362
>>mfw cystic bacne
I had exactly the same problem.
>>38586434
Oh dear god no
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Soon people born in the year 2000 will be finishing high school and entering college
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i gave up on college before 4chan was even made
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>>38586356
I was just playing PUBG with a kid who said he was born in the year 2000
he didn't know what CS source was
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>>38586356
The kids born after 9/11 will come soon after
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Everything you're read/seen/heard on the internet during the last 24 hours suddenly becomes undeniable fact.
How fucked is everyone?
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>>38586337
>traps aren't gay
The deal has been sealed. Traps are officially not gay
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>>38586337
>(((they))) have caused everything bad in the world
Nothing changes
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>>38586337
>tfw only board i went on yesterday was sci
>jews smartest race confirmed; average ashkenazi iq is 130
>the chinese contribute nothing to research
>math majors can actually get any job, 300k starting salary
>pilot wave theory secures deterministic, nonlocal fate of the universe, copanfags BTFO, ftl theory develops and humanity takes it's first steps as a spacefaring species
overall, a net win i guess.
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>Be me
>Medfag at uni
>classes start again today
>medical math exam due on blackboard in 4 weeks
>have to score 100%
>told in lecture you only get TEN attempts and if you fail you'll be asked to withdraw from degree
>Staceys freaking out literally shaking
>Chads look visibly disturbed
>special drop in sessions for math tutoring offered
>counselling also available
>Staceys gossip about how they heard the test was so difficult
>decide to try it as soon as it opens to see what its like
>don't even bother studying
>literally 10 pic related tier questions
>have 59 minutes to complete it
>finish in 2 minutes
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? Are normies really this triggered by basic math?
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>>38586332
Are there two correct answers?
Couldn't you technically give 32 .5mg tablets or 4 4mg tablets?
Anyway. My best educated guess would be 4 4mg tablets.
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>>38586361
this. is there a trick to it? maybe to choose whether 0.5 or 4mg? is med really such a ripoff?
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>>38586361
>he takes the 4mg tablet
>4 mg kills him because he has a condition that makes him die if he takes more than 0.5 mg of dexadickafuck at a time
sry dr r9k you killed the fucking patient
I'd assume giving smaller portions is always better since regardless of how much they're supposed to take at one time, they can just take more pills
e.g. if they need to take 1mg per day they could take two 0.5s but they'd be shit out of luck if you handed them 4mg
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>be me, rather attractive, kind of charismatic
>meet girl off of omegle
>get under her skin
>i mean really under her skin
>realize abusing my sad life story makes them empathize
>realize the portrayal of a perfect man I do gets them literally addicted
>get tons of nudes, cybersex over skype
>get bored
>cut all contact with her without saying anything
>she literally keeps spamming me for months
I repeated this with multiple girls, sometimes coming back to them after months of not talking asking just for nudes or skype sex and they would comply at the hope of getting me back, but I'd just ignore again afterwards.
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>>38586251
>did the same thing
>was actually for csgo, and with guys
>got skins for catfishing
>is actually a girl but does it anyways
>eventually end up actually playing the game
>still gets skins
>wonders why the fuck
>hasn't touched csgo in months
>plays game, hates it
>is told they are a squeaker
>bullied in general
>gives zero fucks
See now, the thing is, it is wrong but it's the internet so who gives 0 fucks what you're doing? Continue if you wish, I don't care.
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I managed to get a gf and lose my virginity but I don't love her. She is attractive and loves me to death but I just go through the motions, I say what she wants to hear I say what I've seen on movies and tv. The whole thing has made me realise I don't care for anyone or anything close to me, another example is my dog slowly dying, I am 23 and this dog is 18 or so, I grew up with it but I just don't care. I'm not edgy and I am not a sociopath. I just lost my positive emotions after over a decade of browsing 4chan, nothing phases me. I only feel the negative emotions like anger and jealousy I want it to end but I am worried to tell anyone about this.
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>>38587058
HAH! YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY TO SOME BITCH DUDE HAHA AND I THOUGH MY KHHV WAS BAD
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Post your age and a thing you can't do. Extra points for simpler things.
>26
>I can't do my laundry.
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19. Rent a car.
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>>38586235
>20
>Function in society
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>26
>can't drive
>can't be in public, vision will whiteout
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How does it feel to know that Chad can do no wrong?
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>>38586228
Chad don't waste his time on Tinder.
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These are women with literally 0 self esteem beyond a superficial shell they paint on every morning to protect them while they wageslave.
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>>38587646
this
t. my roommate is a chad and he doesn't even have a cellphone
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>constantly ignored by other people when I talk
>continue smiling
>insulted by people
>continue smiling
>people pretend to be my friend so they can use me
>continue smiling
>family basically tells me that they are disappointed in me daily
>continue smiling
>life in general gets shittier by the minute
>no longer smiling
>people get uncomfortable and confront me about my attitude
>continue smiling
Life is a gift that we should all be grateful for.
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>play life incorrectly
>wonder why its shit
wow son
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>>38586184
what makes you assume that I played life incorrectly.
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>people get uncomfortable and confront me about my attitude
Any particular instances? It can be painful, but I find reflecting on how other people react to the way I act to be pretty helpful sometimes. What comes out of your mouth can mean a lot more to other people than what your own sense of self-worth will let you believe, if you're anything like me at least.
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How many of you is tired of living?
Whats keeping you from ending your life?
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If there is another side, otherwise i would've done it a long time ago.
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I run a martial arts class 4 times a week. I have over 40 students I'd be letting down and disappointing. About half are under 12yrs old.
I don't want to leave that sort of burden on their shoulders
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>>38586347
TotaI normalfag response
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How do trannies cope? 2017-07-24 07:29:28 Post No.38586132
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How do trannies cope? 2017-07-24 07:29:28 Post No.38586132
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A neo vagina is literally a wound that's trying to close and you have to stop it from doing that your WHOLE LIFE.
How miserable are trannies really?
Not to mention hairs also grow inside the neo vagina.
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>>38586132
It's actually quite alright. It doesn't hurt that much.
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>>38586132
>How do trannies cope?
They don't, that's why so many commit suicide.
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>>38586132
I think instead of doing this, they should just get an Orchiectomy...castration.
First of all an empty pink sack is so sexy on a tranny. sexier than a fake vagina.
plus think of the practicality, never having to pee again would be awesome.
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>be Jewish
>make a career out of bitching and moaning on the internet
>take situations out of context to fit your own agenda
>steal other comedians videos then when you get called out on it add a little shout out in the description box
>convince millions of your loyal lap dogs to harass the people you make videos about completely destroying peoples careers and lives over half truths and over exaggerations
>when people come back at you for punching them in the back of the head play the victim card and set up patreon accounts so all your loyal little goys can pay for your legal fees
Has there ever been a more stereotypical Jew in all of history?
Biggest scumbag on the internet
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>>38586094
yeah but hila is so hot
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>>38586105
Skeletor woman is gross
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>>38586094
I will never forgive this kike for copying and stealing from MDE. Sam Hyde handed his ass to him and he cried like a little bitch after getting called out. Shows his true colors. Fucking faggot. I hope that channel gets "exposed" by another faggot channel like his and he kills himself.