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Pursuing women causes me lots of anxiety and stress no matter what u do. So why should I bother?

I feared going to the gym, but I overcame that. I greatly feared driving a car, but I overcame that. I was extremely panicked to attend University but here I am 2 semesters in. Yet with women it's like 0 progress, even though I force myself to talk and be friendly with all kinds of women, average to attractive. I no longer fear talking to pretty girls, but God help me if I develop a crush on them or they show signs of liking me. I feel pains in my chest and like I wanna throw up.
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My first sentence has a typo, meant to say "No matter what I do"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFRV7oHrWz4
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>>38590069
She looks and behaves like a basic whore.

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how to maintain an irl friendship?
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>call friend up
>pick them up in your car
>take them either bowling, or to play darts or pool
>when you are ready to go, drop them off
> friendship stats go up

Works for me.
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Go to their house, play board and/or videogames and drink alcohol with them.

Crack jokes and banter with each other.
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>>38591055
you can stop posting now Roman

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Any other kidbots here?
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By kidbot, what exactly do you mean?
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>>38590056
I hope there aren't any kids on 4chan this place is extremely unsafe.
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>>38591022
a bot that's a kid. are you dumb?

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Post your tall people problem, robots!

>tfw when have to look down when kissing Stacy
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>>38590047
>tfw when have to look down when kissing Stacy
Nice try cunt.

>hitting your head on various things other people don't have to worry about
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Obvious bait.

>be khv when guys a foot shorter than you are slaying pussy left and right
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any 6'4" bros here

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>finish pissing
>shake willy side to side instead of up and down
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>>38590040
Woah don't go all crazy on us anon.
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>>38590040
i just pee in the sink its like my own private urinal
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>>38590040
>using urinal next to a guy
>wee on urinal cake to lightly splash his shoe

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I don't know what to do
My mom brought over some black and possibly a mexican guy and they're downstairs sleeping on the couch
Im so fucking annoyed, why can't she be a decent mother and not leave random guys around our fucking house.
She's in her 50s, sex for her is over, why can't she accept it?

anyways i want the black man and mexican off of the expensive couches, but i don't know where to start.
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Order some fried chicken and start playing Mexican music?
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>>38590039
>sex is over for people in their 50s

people fuck until their 70s, mate
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>>38590039
Inevitably your going to end up in a 4-way orgy with your mum and her groupies. So listen up, only one thing you need to remember anon, when you feel your dick throbbing, make sure to pull out of your mum and into the nigger/spic. It aint pretty, but at least you won't need to pay child support.

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Pick a side, goyim.

Who do you love more?
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My wife of course, my sister and I stopped really kicking it when she became a brat of a preteen and I was still a little kid. Love her very much but literally don't even have a thing to talk about with her when we speak these days beyond her new baby
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>>38590004
Sisters would love you regardless how creepy and weird you are. Gfs wouldn't
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I pick my sister girlfriend.

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Sex is probably a lie just like the moon landing was.
All the normies are Jewish shills that in on it to fool the rest of us into feeling bad.
Porn is CGI, props and acting.
Everyone is a virgin because sex doesn't exist.
Children are produced some other way and only the normies know.
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The retardation continues.
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It's true! Oh God it's true!
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>"I'm not insane. All of YOU are insane!"
literally you

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Howdo I move to a big city from a small town ????

I'm really poor
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I feel like I post this all the time

There's the easy way and the hard way

easy way: land a job there first through connections or just dumb luck

hard way: save up enough cash to live in a shared house/hostel for 8-12 weeks, move there and hustle your ass off all day every day until you either find a job or go home broke
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>>38589842
city living is shit
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>>38589842
You don't. You stay in a rural town like a smart person. City folk are fucking retards.

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>never made an online friend
>no friends irl since middle school
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>>38589821
All my online "friends" are shitty niggers who are assholes. Or they're not assholes but I don't talk to them. So yeah I guess we're in the same boat.
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>>38589821
Wanna chat on discord?
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>>38589821
stop pretending you are a girl

or you'll be lonely forever

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>set up a date with girl from tinder
>the date is like 2 days ahead
>on the day of the date ask to confirm if we're still up
>no response
WHY DO THEY KEEP DOING THIS

Every fucking time this happens. I swear I haven't managed even once to meet a girl when I set the date for anything further than the next day. What's wrong with these girls for fuck's sake? They could at least tell me they're not interested or some shit.
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>>38589805
There isn't even anything I can send her to not seem desperate now.
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it's not uncommon for girls to back out at the last minute if they don't know you.
don't take it personal, jerk off and message her when you're in a better mindset to talk about it.
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>>38589840
B E G O N E T H O T
is the correct thing to send her

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female shaming thread
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>>38589800
wtf i know this "girl", smallworldfriendo
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>>38589800
Females are the most unnecessary stupidest accessory in a man's life
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>>38589923
some background faget?

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Ok so I'll keep this brief.
I got arrested over the weekend for jerking off in a Taco Bell bathroom.

>Get in line
>Notice Salvadorian woman behind register
>place order, nervously
>she takes my Quesadilla off the grill, steam erupts
>she's sweating as she stuffs it in a bag
>um, excuse me.

I get it, I violated a health code, but I was only in there for 6-7 minutes. I'll pay the fine but the transaction was never completed. I never received my order and when I asked for a refund the following Tuesday, they asked me to provide a receipt which I didn't have.

Do I have to take Taco Bell to small claims court in order to get my $12.36 back? I could seriously use this to pay my fine. They wouldn't show right? I'd get summary judgement and then immediately get my money.

What are your thoughts on the court system and how this would play out.
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How did you not get a reciept?
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What exactly went on in this situation?
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>>38589768

See that's the thing. I believe they printed one, but I never received it or my food after I excused myself

>hey anon! did you see the new episode of game of thrones last night? how good was it!

what do you say?
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share your thoughts on it, or if you don't follow it say so?

oh what do I know, I'm a dog ARF ARF

don't mind me, continue dismissing the greatest show in modern times because it's popular WOOF WOOF
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>new game? It was great.
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>>38589698
Yass queen I watched it on netflix while posting to my insta

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STOP BROWSIG THIS BOARD
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>>38589660
Has this guy ever tried to actually MAKE anyone do what he says?
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>>38589660
sorry
I won't come back
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>>38589660
I'm my best Varg.. I'm trying..

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