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>>38590449
Bump please respond I want to know

>>38590449
I'm not in that kind of relationship. I'm not afraid to hit girls though.

>>38590449
I pretty much am, but I've been married for a long time.

More like roommates now, roommates who don't really like each other. We "exist". We stay together for financial and social reasons but that's it.

AMA

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>>38590399
sounds shit
the federation sounds way cooler

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>>38590399
>he hasn't subscribed to TheFinnishBolshevik and binge watched all his videos yet

>>38590438
>wanting to join an army to make other people rich

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/porn-stars-say-the-ideal-penis-size-is_us_56fe7710e4b0a06d58056f9e
https://pornmeasurements.tumblr.com/
Anyway nice manipulation of your dick.

>>38590410
t. Butthurt dicklet there really are dicks like that even if it hurts your feelings

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>>38590410
dicklet let me fuck ur waifu

im the chad sibling

>>38590366
My little brother is probably going to be a gamma brad

>father left us before he was 5 and he liked him, so no daddy issues
>insecure as fuck, but actually not dumb
>girls kissed him in elementary all the time
>does kung fu (still dyel tho) and has the good face of our family
>plays blues piano and goes to a music high school, so the girls find him totally rad
>can do card tricks, is good at relationship advice, has lots of knowledge (compared to his peers, to me, not so much) and generally is a funny and likeable guy
>got voted "future entertainer" at prom, danced with a few girls who all like him, but went home earlier bcs he hates shallow normies
So fucking proud of him, bros. You go, David!

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>>38590395
>the chad sibling
>is on /r9k/

Stay the hell away from law, it's largely a scam:

http://thirdtierreality.blogspot.com/

And be careful, I doubt people get "invited to study law".

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>>38590266
Do you think someone actually buys this vodka?

>>38590497
It's not a scam if you study at a Tier One university with many connections to white shoe law firms. Most unemployed lawyer fucks went to Tier Threes and lower.

>>38590227

>poor
>yet able to afford internet for 24/7 shitposting

>>38590242
Fuck off this is fucking hell its like Chinese water torture

go buy some of those wax earplugs they work wonders for me. they let me sleep so much better.

Shit, I ain't even dating anyone yet, never mind being a papa. Give a nig some time to work it a bit.

Those women are nearing their 40s, not 30s.

>>38590198
Why should I cover for their mistakes? Plus, I hate kids, they should all be shot or sent to the gulags

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~Black Science Guy

>>38590933
His boyfriend with the bow tie is so epic

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If I was an ayy, I'd stay far away from this degenerate planet. God knows what these monkeys will do to me.

>>38590155
Men don't always beat women because they see them as subhuman, sometimes men are just straight up insane and would hurt anyone they had close ties with.

>>38590171
>damage control
Women are awful at selecting partners, if they had 1 chance in life to select a lifelong partner they will fuck it up, that's why the father used to marry their daughters.

>>38590171
Also sometimes the women were asking for it.

>not washing your hands often

lmao

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it's a submissive gesture to let the guy know he can do whatever he likes with you

It feels fucking awesome on your finger desu, and I enjoy the implication of her being dirty and gross for me.
Clean and nice is for cuddles.

>Googled ex girlfriend in High School's name
>No social media beyond a Twitter account from before I knew her
>See her name reviewing a lawyer in the area we come from
>Somehow divorced already
We're 23, then again most all of my friends and many exes have children already at my age which I find remarkable given I just got my first non piece of shit car.

we're late bloomers senpai

I stopped going down that rabbit whole at least 5 years ago.
There is nothing good to be gained from it.

Im almost 29 and highschool peers already had more fulfilling lives than me now back when i facebook stalked them aged 19.

>>38590108
isn't that just coldsores

>>38590108
That sucks! You sure it was from the food? Tell you parents if you're sure. Either that or kill him or yourself.

>>38590108
Stop sucking his dick.

>>38590097
oh don't be such a fucking bigot. she's a girl whether she looks like one or not. i can't believe i have to keep repeating this.

>>38590097
He's a trap chaser OP. He faked being a tranny, knowing that it would let him sucker in a naive young man curious about his sexuality such as yourself. His end goal was always to gradually drop the trap act while still in the relationship so that he could trick you into going down the path of straight>likes traps>gay top>gay bottom>trap>sissy slut.

Run while you can.

>>38590097
Traps might not be gay, but they're not straight either. You've crossed over to the gay side though, congratulations.

Sightly more interesting than every other board.
Also keep on mind that mbti is just a meme.

>>38590092
>i'm only here for mbti
sad

>>38590092
i enjoy baiting people and watching them throw autistic fits

it makes me feel a little better about my sub-par life

>>38590075
>Not a virgin
Why did you throw that opportunity away

>>38590090
It was a long time ago, I was young and horny.

Good for you, meng. Escaping society is a lot of work, especially to become an independent NEET.

I've been working on that same plan for a long while, it's extremely tough.