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>>38591389
>sicilian defence
PAHAHHAHAHAHHA brainlet spotted
i could beat you easily faggot, just because you beat a retard you think you're chess grandmaster?

>>38591461
HAHAHAHA retard how many variations do you think the sicilian defence has?

GO AWAY BRAINLET

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>tfw too beta to have ever BTFO normies
>any time I tried, they'd just laugh at me, no matter how scathing and accurate my insults were

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>>38591353
no thanks mgtow is what the jews and the lizard people want

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We would have to fix up all the old hippie houses the first year then start building our own houses as more men come.

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>>38591566
Pretty sure the lizards want you to work and breed

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DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU
WATCH YOUR SISSY PORN EVERY DAY OR ELSE YOU COULD TURN STRAIGHT TOO

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>stop looking at porn
>gay thoughts come on even stronger
>start looking at porn
>still have homo thoughts but at least they're staved off for the moment

what did nature mean by this? why is a straight man like myself having such intrusive homoerotic feelings?

>>38591347
Is this serious? Really interested

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They don't like to live alone, so if you get a rat, it makes a lot more sense to get two. Obviously two of the same sex.

They're nice animals but a lot of work. They make a lot of waste so their cages require frequent cleaning.

They rarely live a long time and it's sad to bond with an animal and then have it die just 2 years later.

They are incredibly intelligent and require time outside the cage every day for their mental and physical health.

Guinea pig only distantly related, just the closest pic to a rat pic I had on my computer at this moment.

Rats are fun. I had one and would let it roam around the house. Once it ran up my boxers and bit my knob, fuck that was painful

>>38591365
Yeah I was planning on getting to females if I do decide
I've always wanted pet rats I've just never had the time or money but Im doing better now and I want to give them a try
I'm kinda torn between Rats or Guinea pigs I've heard good things about both

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>>38591298

>Special Ed Teacher

I think you deserve to do anything you want.

>>38591298
Why can't you just chill and be normal

>>38592137
The same reason niggers can't chill and abide the law.

>>38591169
He posted here a week ago, called himself robosaw

Usually robots shitpost on 4chan all day, this guy lives in the woods.

That's some autistic looking motherfucker

Nice. Too bad he didn't kill any of those normalfags though.

>>38591156
what if i'm a straight tranny?

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>there are still people on this board who unironically think they can be straight AND a robot

ONLY straights can be robots

gays can get sex anytime they want

>>38591184

if you are attracted to men you cannot be a robot

A
less social situations

food packager by alot

call center is horrible from what i heard. you are basically a slave and have to be nice to old boomers on the phone all day.

you also don't have a breaktime. if you take a leak it will be deducted fro your paycheck

How is his even a questions
>one requires socialising and you have to hit goals of sales
>the other is you listening to music, doing your own thing, with no pressure beyond doing your job

I tried that first video a while back, I ended up with green reptilian eyes with slit pupils. I wear shades outside to hide my eyes from people.

I'm gonna try this later, thanks man

>>38591128
It doesn't matter how much fake surgery you get and how much you try to hide bad genetics. You will always be fake and your kids will look like your original self so it's pointless

What is your reIationship like with your parents?

>>38590963
what are fruit smiles?

Can we get an update as to what your diarrhea smells like? Pic too if possible.

>>38590871
shill left wing politics on r9k because they think all of 4chan is alt right

>acts like a smartass
>gets called out for being a smartass
>how dARE YOU Call me a smartass
how can someone be upset to be labeled as the thing they were going out of their way to become

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>>38590871

>CHAD THAT PARTY YESTERDAY WAS SOOOOOO COOL
>YEAH, I WANTED THAT BLOND GIRL BUT SHE WAS LESBIAN XDDDDDDDDD
>OH BUT THAT RAP SHITTY MUSIC WAS REALLY GOOD

part 2

>HAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS REALY FUNNY ANON
>EVERYONE LOOK AT WHAT ANON SAID
>everyone quietly staring

part 3

>HEY ANON, LOOK, ITS JAMARCUS, STACY AND EVERYONE
>LETS SIT WITH THEM
>vietnan flashbangs trough all the conversation

>>38590870
Assburgers is a joke from South Park.

>>38590870
It's legit.

I always used to think autism was a meme, I always thought it was just parents who didn't teach their kids how to behave. But my friends little brother has autism, and after spending time around him I realized it's a legit thing.

what kind of question is this

seriously

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Woman can never be satisfied.

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This one is of a roast getting bfto

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Marco had to learn the hard way that women are demons with human skin

9x8 here

I'm 11.5in x 8in is that good?

>>38590901
damn sorry for your small penis dude

under 6 inches

why even live

Cont

>Everything is normal, so normal that i'm actualy healthy
>After few appointement, she quickly came to conclusion i have Secondary Anorgasmia
>That mean i don't feel any kind of pleasure when i go off
>She don't know where to start since in 2 years so much shit have changed inside my body that it's a mess
>Don't know shit how to make it go away
>"it will take time"
>I've worked so hard, so much for that
>Actualy Devasted
>Been 6 months now, tried everything
>Be it natural, drugs or shady shit
>Sexual frustration is starting to make me violent
>Fight with people for the sake of it
>Back to smocking
>Went back to 250lbs
>Back to fap to traps
>Don't talk to anyone
>Decide today is the day i will kill myself


If even destiny want to fuck me in the ass after all those efforts, all those tears, i'm done, i'm so done.

>>38590836
life is not about sex anon

>>38590922

Tell me that when next time you fap and you won't feel shit, this time and the next 500 next times.