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>>38592983
why would you want orbiters?
What would you gain from it? Its not love, whats it worth?

bs
post your pic

>>38593053
Not him, but I used to have orbiters, and it's pretty nice. The best about it is feeling like there are people out there who are genuinely interested in you and care about you. It's not even really about love, it's about feeling like you exist and are worth something. I never had that kind of attention when I was a teen because I was a pretty ugly girl and I didn't share the same interests as all the normalfags around me.

>>38592922
This is the part where you fall DOWN and BLEED TO DEATH!!!
REEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

>>38592922
So you already have a relationship and want to start a new one? Perfect place Tyrone can't see that back firing in anyway.

>>38593279
sorry that was a typo, iv been out of a serious relationship for three months. also on line 7 back is suppose to be fuck, my apologizes fellow robot

>>38592911
>>38592911
oh no a sexist white male is procreating shut it down and save this oppressed sister from the bwc

>>38592911
for a second there i thought im on /pol/

>>38592911
Kek. Big Cock Curse.
She(We) can only lick it and maybe take it deep in the ass.
>vaginally
Just 4-5" deep at best.
>deep throat
Very few (15% of the female population) are capable.
t. 24 y.o. Cuban Chick (yes roastie you fucks) in Los Angeles

>>38592900
I'm not really into that genre but it's not bad.
Please don't stop playing, you're pretty good!

>>38593167

thanks for the feedback dude!

Anything to share? Short story?

i draw stupid stuff, make stupid songs and im trying to get into filmmaking and game development but im too insecure to share here

>>38592884
You know what? You're not a beta cuck if you didn't approach her, you're a beta cuck if you let it depress you, I've been there and it's not worth it mate

>>38592884
Enjoy the feeling of being utterly and shamelessly cucked, friend.

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>>38592999
You can't get cucked if you've never had a girlfriend.

I don't understand how fat people can look in the mirror every day and not want to kill themselves. How can you not hate what you've let yourself become? How do you not realize that there is no one and nothing to blame for your hideous, misshapen body but your own lack of self control and inability to stop shoving even more food into your mouth?

>>38592854
Very harsh anon. Some guy have a fetish for fat girls. There's someone for everyone :^)

>>38592818
I mean, if she nice, like really nice and loves me for myself and not out of desperation, I would definitely go for her mate

it means the person wearing it is a whore

no exceptions

>>38592805
Black belt in cock-sucking.

>>38592805
it's an open invitation for fucking

>>38592766
Wage cuck here, how does one live off NEETbux? Where do I sign up?

>>38592766
I always enjoyed my lunch breaks because they're paid.

>>38592766
Who do you know that has that short of a break?

>In before schlomo makes you work 7 seconds into your break

Doesn't happen lad. It's the law here to have at least half an hour and in my job I take what I want really. Normally 45 so I can go home earlier.

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>>38592733
>i will never have a cute trap all my own
end my pain
aeromatic#4635

>>38592733
even the white traps are more sought after than the darkie traps
man the world revolves around aesthetics

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>I will never find a qt trap who wants to pound my boipucci

The one pic that always triggers /pol/

>>38592712
She found true happiness. So be happy for her, /r9k/.

>>38592810
/pol/ has more triggers than tumblr and my grandmother together.

Although they all sum it up under the umbrella of the jews so they can deny this

Regular little amounts is what gets most people.

Easy mode is if you can't socialise without it and so buzz up every weekend trying to get laid, or try and cope with stress by drinking.

Try pouring it down your asshole, so that it gets into your blood stream quicker and you don't have to taste it. You might occasionally fart out beer or something, which would be pretty cool. Whenever you're mad at someone just pull down your pants and fart poopy beer at them. Goldschloger (no idea how it's spelled) would also be really efficient as the gold flakes are supposed to make cuts for getting into blood stream faster, so then you could have a bloody, drunk asshole

>>38592652
Weed helps you forget, minus the throw up.

DUDE WEED LMAO XDDD

why even do this
why make this thread

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>>38592596
Why is "german porn" so popular in germany?

>>38592596
Four thousand photos on your iPhone? Really? 4 fucking thousand?

If it has a cool name and you're higher ranked than me yes

No. Competitive games are for toxic little shits who want to win.

>>38592594
Well we could pick a name together

>>38592538
I'd take the bird/mountain scenario. I don't like dark water.

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>live in the mountains eating mountain goats and whatever else I please
>swoop down into the valleys and terrorize the townsfolk
>steal riches from lands far and near and hide them deep in an inaccessible mountain cave
>when the urge hits, fly down to the valleys and snatch a pure maiden girl to ravage her on a mountaintop

Sounds pretty dope OP where do I sign up?

>>38592538
Definitely half human half bird

don't tell me what to do you fucking faggot

Dans ce fil, ajoutez une poste originale, s'il vous plait

>>38592506
I sure do love it here!