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>>38593493
>tfw I like a stacy
>tfw she is into me
>tfw we start hanging out
>tfw she opens up to me about her/her past
>tfw she's just as broken as me
>tfw i find out she's way more broken than i can handle
>tfw it's an emotional rollercoaster
>tfw she would make me feel like utter shit one second, and flip a switch the next saying "i'm sorry, i love you anon, don't ever leave me"
>tfw she ghosts the shit out of me
>tfw she messages me three months later, "anon, i didn't know what i was thinking, but i need you in my life"
>tfw i ignore her
>tfw daily messages from her just apologizing
>tfw when i reply, sleep with her, she cleans my house and makes me breakfast
>tfw when blocked her number, deleted her snapchat, and blocked her on normie book

>tfw is this how stacy's feel when they have beta orbiters?
>tfw i'll never meet an emotionally stable girl
>tfw i'd rather stay a virgin than switch between feeling great and like shit all because a girl can't handle life

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I couldn't see her face because I did it through text. I don't know if that was for the better or worse.

>>38593493
This sort of direct confession is beta as fuck and generally will make her pussy dry up faster than a drop of water in 100 degree heat, that is if her pussy wasn't already dry from your mere presence.

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>>38593475
Great choice anon, been on a Smiths kick lately

>>38593475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLycr98ZrVQ
what can i do, yea it suxx

>>38593475
https://youtu.be/QRoSPMYbw48

Listening to right now.

when youre hungy. eat more if you want to gain weight less if you want to lose it. log everything. Avoid flour, refined grains.

>>38593426
well i forgot to include the end goal how many calories if you desire to lose weight or again weight or maintain weight

>>38593426

Just eat, everything. You want the calories, the more the better. If you're not eating now, start eating. I eat at least 5 bars of chocolate (large), one pizza and several peanut butter sandwiches everyday. Not to mention a pint of ice cream, jars of hotdogs and potato chips in abundance.

I don't work out so my situation is different, it's a crushing addiction.

Post more girls in summer clothing. I want to go out with my tulpa, but I'm having a hard time putting her in clothing.

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>>38593487
I posted this thread just an example, but okay. Is tubetop bikini okay?

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I currently don't have my full stock, so I can't post much.

>>38593347
>How did you get fat in the first place?
your momma fucks you up during your childhood and you're too lazy to stop eating

hello. fat femanon here.
being the size i am (right on the verge of plus size) feels the same way it did when i was skinny, only i can't cross my legs.
i got fat thanks to antidepressants and a sociopathic psychiatrist that didn't do anything when i gained over 70 lbs off the stupid drug.
it bothers me a lot, but no one really discriminates me because of it.
so far i have no health issues besides asthma, but that's something i was born with. i also have pcos but that doesn't cause weight gain, it just makes it harder to lose, which is why all my efforts before never really worked for me. i have recently started to completely change my lifestyle. i'm working out more and eating healthily and in more reasonable portions. i want to start competitive weight lifting. i know i have a long way to go but fuck excuses i'm going to do it.

>>38593443
Just so you know, competitive weight lifting is not a way to lose weight. Competitive weightlifters go for strength (ie. who can lift the most), which means that they need huge volume in both muscle and fat. Look at pictures of olympic weight-lifters, often times you would not be able to tell them apart from an obese person off the street. And this isn't even healthy. You'll be extremely strong, but still suffer the same health risks as your typical fat person.

You can lift weights at lower weight and higher reps in combination with cardio to be overall fit, but competitive weightlifting isn't very healthy.

can you please leave my fucking board
This shit doesn't belong here

>>38593312
Hey Nick. Are you doing well? It seems like every day lately you have been off duty.

>>38593365

Yeah, there's a lot to do and I can't keep up. Generally, I still try but I prefer that people be warned.

>>38593264
That's what I never understood, I mean all the feminists really go overboard with the calling out of privilege, but men really do have privilege when it comes to things like that.

>>38593264
Either post tits or go the fuck back to facebook.

>tfw whore mongers aren't adequately shamed
>the only people who will agree are hambeasts who want to gorge themselves on dicks

>>38593168
They just need some more bombs in their diet

>>38593168
It's to show gratitude to the flight crew. Other countries cultures are so rude to people employed in service jobs. I bet you didn't even tip the stewardess.

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>>38593168
KEK amerisharts are truly retarded

Some other constraints, the working fluid needs to remain at a low enough temperature to prevent my skin from burning before the pressure can overcome my ear drums or eyes

don't do it anon, you are giving u on everything and will never ezerience joy ever again

>>38593162
that's the worst, most painful, least-likely-to-kill-you suicide method I've ever seen posted on here, bar fucking none. I'd tell you to kill yourself for being so retarded but you'll probably just end up a braindead freak or melted potato head.

I don't have anything to contribute, but I appreciate your post anon. Time warp is better tho

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>>38593580
LEEETS DO THE TIME WARP
AGAAAAAIN

ITS JUST A JUMP TO THE LEFT
AND THEN A STEP TO THE RII-II-II-IIGHT
WITH YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HIPS
YOUR BRING YOUR KNEES IN TII-IIGHT
AND ITS THE PELVIC THRUU-UUST THAT REALLY DRIVES YOU INSA-A-AA-AANE

>>38593630
You just made my day.
Fav character?

Acting cold towards someone will mean they'll act cold towards you. Simple logic.

>>38593189
I don't see how I'm acting cold towards people.

It's a shop, I'm there to buy shit. Just because I see you more than once doesn't mean anything, I'm still just there to shop. Hi, thanks, bye should be all that's required.

idk I guess people take it as an insult when you try to be friendly and just get ignored. I kinda do that too.

Ask her how she's holding up after Manchester

>on /r9k/
>not desperate for female attention
what are you doing here then

Just copy/paste the line about slapping her sushi and eating her ass or whatever

>>38593038
What game anon?? Idc about the rest

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>>38593038
You should have been truthful. It didn't matter if you thought you were right or not. If you had gained get true trust and she was a reasonable girl, she might have understood. Although in all honesty you're a degenerate anyway so hahahahahahHAHAGAGHAHAGAGAGAGAGAGGAVAVAGAGAGGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>38593087
Guild Wars 2

>>38593093
dude no way she would have come here then, but she was obviously up for it before she found out, and its kind of a surprise to make things more interesting, i didnt think she would hate it that much, i dont think i would if i would even move into another persons house, their ex partners wouldnt matter, but i also didnt want to tell her that i am financially dependent on my ex, no one would

>>38593029
>All this politics shilling

Can you guys just fuck off?

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>>38593029
You're a fag orginally.

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>>38593045
+1
this isn't even banter it's just sad

>>38593008
I'm 6'2" and I'm usually the tallest or second-tallest person wherever I go. Any taller and theyd better be handsome or they're ugly

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>live in the Netherlands
>6 foot 1
>People are on average 6'2 where I live

>>38593008
5'9 is still the official manlet cutoff in America. The sperm bank don't want your semen if you're shorter than that.