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>>38594134
this is a nice pepper. Mind if I save it?

>>38595318
You can buy it.

>>38595512
How much? Veru cute little pep

R.I.P. my robot brother

>>38594077
Say you are ill

>>38594077
Learn how to fake it is how, make your presence but don't show off, nobody will bother you if you look interested in something

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He's a faggot. Likes sucking cock. Will rape. I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off! I'm ready to murder, I'm ready to fuck, I'm ready to become sexually aggressive and commit sexual assault!!

>>38594126
Think about me fucking your ass when you jerk off high, you'll cum buckets

>>38594126
Oh boy,this escalated quickly

>>38593861
no her appearance says wants a specific kind of dark haired tattooed fella

No, she's very clearly just into that style. Nothing about her is actually dark/pathetic like you're thinking bud. I love goth/punk/emo girls but have only dated a few and they're all in it just for the attention they gain from it because there's not a lot of women in the scene so they get to pick and choose real easily.

you just originally know.

>>38593844
Where can I take the robot test?

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>>38594601
Here it go.

I know that a simple anon made this, but this is so accurate that even seems that a psichologist made it.

This kind of boost in late 2016 probably have one reason: gf

>>38593743
>I know this question might get asked here alot but programming sounds like a comfy robot hobby and i would like to know which books are good and what programming language i should begin with ? I'm not asking you to spoon feed me with information but just to point me into the right direction

It isn't
Don't try
It's worthless

The more important question is, "what do you want to make?". Are you looking for something you can apply to your daily computer use right away, or do you want to create a few small things and move on to other stuff. Maybe you just want to learn about how computer programs work.

>>38593743
Start with something well documented and actually useful to businesses. Try something like Java or C++, unless web development really interests you, in which case, learn HTML, PHP, CSS and some variation of SQL.

Alternatively, pick a game you like and would like to mod, and just learn the language as you go with that. It'll give you something to do that could be useful in the future but ultimately don't need it to get work out of it. Terraria uses C# for instance.

it's when you talk to a woman and she doesn't like you

>>38593722
you typed all those letters here
you could have typed only the word in a search engine
heck, you could have cut letters from a magazine froming the word and glueing them in a bottle and stuck it up your ass

>>38593722
it's a retarded concept, that men explain things despite there being no need for an explanation. irl this idea is not specific to either gender, but i guess tumblrinas needed to come up with something new cause "manspreading" wasn't impactful enough

>>38593678
and thats terrible
lhggfu

>>38593678
In 6 months I will be 30.

That is 3 decades.

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>2013 years was eight years ago

>>38593669
nobody expects women to defend men

>>38593669
Knowing the level of incels on 4chan they would only fetishize it and a small minority of stormtards would actually get mad about it

>>38593669
Fuck yeah I'd be mad

I don't want to give babies to some sandnigger. Then she'd wrestle money out of me in court to raise the bastards.

There are many retards in the world. They all have opinions and they're all shit. Who cares.

I don't judge my mom on her scientific ignorance, nor my dad for that matter (but to a lesser extent). You really can't expect women, especially who may be >40, to truly know or care about higher pursuits of knowledge like that.

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>get in argument with my professor for not adequately addressing the flat earth hypothesis during lecture

I refuse to let them brainwash me

>black girls
>ass
choose one lol

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>>38593592
Why's it gotta b a competition?

Can't ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony?

>>38593592
Black Girl with white girls skin.

Whitey is a fucking beast.

doesn't make sense to me but hey I guess chicks are into stupid shit like clothes and attention

pros
shes cute
will probably be your waifu

cons
probably a slut
you dont get to spend a lot of time with her
feels awkward

>tfw yellow fever spiking again

stop your making it worse

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>>38593589
This is the picture I show my barber when I get my haircuts.

My whole identity is build around being a miserable can't. If I stop there is nothing left.

>>38593684

>can't

Close enough autocorrect, close enough.

>In grade 12 class person named Neil.
>Argues constantly about how great katanas are.
>Know stuff about katanas but not getting into a shitty debate.
>Every day in rtv we need to do a news story at beginning of class, something we found.
>I bring up scientists created sharpest object ever, sharpening a pin to 1 atom.
>No Kanatas are sharper. From Neil.
>W...what?
>Some old katana maker made stuff sharper 400 years ago.
>Nope. You're just wrong.
>YOU CAN SHARPEN THINGS MORE THAN AN ATOM.
>What's smaller than an atom Neil?
>A electron.

Please kill me.

We then convinced him to make a rap for talent show because he doesn't like rap so he rapped about naruto.

Continuoriginalo

>>38593778
>So neil complains about rap.
>We weren't biggest fans but fuck it. It's music.
>He makes his own music randomly plucking strings on a bass and gurggling into mic.
>Talent show coming up.
>Convince him to make rap.
>Convince him to make rap about naruto because it's so easy.
>Convince him to come up with a rap name.
>He does it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IPGhN5Abak

The fucking cringe.

Are you actually gay or prison gay. I'm going to guess the latter.
>I'm lonely, desperate

Anyways, don't go, you'll regret it.

>>38593569
guy but lonely and desperate, can't invite anyone to my house because of parents but figured this would be a good idea since its neutral ground and I don't need to go to some strangers house

>>38593603
>guy but lonely and desperate

Just know that there will be no relationship there, only cheap fucks.