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Has anyone here ever quit the internet? I just want to get away from it all. I'm so sick of the memes and "le meme culture". I'm so sick of the normies. I'm so sick of the fucking clickbait. I'm so sick of youtube and social media. I'm sick of the fucking liberals. I'm sick of modern journalism. I'm sick of living in filth because I'm too distracted to clean up my apartment. I haven't vacuumed in 2 months for fucks sake. I'm sick of living off shitty kebabs and pizzas made by 3rd worlder muslim scum who probably spit in my food. I'm sick of eating like shit because I'm too distracted to go to the store and cook my own food. I'm sick of not being able to stop watching degenerate fetish porn. I'm sick of jerking off 4 times a day and barely feeling the orgasms anymore. I'm sick of smelling like shit and having my clothes stick to my body because I'm too distracted to take care of my personal hygiene. I'm sick of arguing with people that I'm never going to meet in real life. I'm sick of never getting anything done and failing my classes because I'm a subhuman piece of shit who can't stop procrastinating for 1 FUCKING HOUR!!! I'm canceling my internet tomorrow as soon as I wake up. I'm also getting rid of my smartphone and getting a cheap phone that has no internet capabilities. Has anyone here ever quit the internet? What should I expect? What did you do to pass the time? I'm thinking about just hiking in the wild. Climbing trees and shit. I'm going to buy a fishing pole and just sit by the ocean and enjoy the last days of summer. I also want to start painting. Anything to get away from this bum lifestyle that I'm living right now.
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>>38594542
I can relate to you, I've already tried this but I failed because I wanted to "check" something online and ended up getting addicted again. If you want to quit the internet, be sure to never come back.
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>>38594542
It's gonna take a lot of willpower to quit something cold turkey; but it sounds like you want nothing more than to embrace a new life; by changing all of your habits.
I personally have quit going online (more specifically on here) for 6 months; and it was a really positive experience.
But I can't stress to you enough to take baby steps. Change the little things around you; and then you'll see your whole life change.
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You could always try killing yourself.
help this is the second time I dreamt about Ruby Rose
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>>38594525
okay
this is the day
someone explain to me what the fuck is the appeal of that series
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>>38594638
fuck you OP fuck you and your mascots
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>>38594525
Drink bleach my dood.
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>form a convoluted plan that involves manipulating multiple people and groups over the course of five months, and after that, for possibly years past the initial goal
>it actually works
Is this a sign that I'm a chessmaster or still just a chuunibyou?
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>>38594452
What do you mean? Expand and tell me where you learnt it from?
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sounds like a great meme, tell us your story
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tell us or suffer the never again keking
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>you'll never have a shy, lonely, low self-esteem sister with massive boobs
>you'll never catch her adjusting her bra, blushing and pulling her hands away when she notices that you've entered the room
>you'll never have her always wanting to go places with you, jumping up and asking if she can come along when you look like you're getting ready to go to the store
>you'll never listen to her music through the car stereo that she's wanted to show you, telling you excitedly about the band it's by or soundtrack it's from
>you'll never feel her come up behind you and hug you tightly, pressing her chest into your back, because it's something she's seen sisters do in her comic books and, wanting to try it, she finally got the confidence to do it
>you'll never lean in and kiss her on the head when she's sitting reading something, making her face turn red and having her pout at you because she can't concentrate on what she was reading anymore
>you'll never see the shape of her bra through the back of her T-shirt, looking until she eventually notices you staring, then feel bad for making her self-conscious and in turn looking at you expectantly for the rest of the day
>you'll never inexplicably get the bravery to tease her when she's wearing a tanktop by grabbing her bra straps and tugging, then immediately apologizing when you see her embarrassed face
>you'll never hear her shyly say in an almost whisper-voice with eyes averted that you can keep doing it if you want
>you'll never quickly grab her and kiss her when walking by her in the hall at home while your parents are in the other room, trying to stifle her sounds of surprise until she calms, closing her eyes and reciprocating
>you'll never have her tell you she wants to deep-kiss you like she's seen in her comic books, always imagining doing it with you
>you'll never hold and knead her chest as you kiss passionately, tongues intertwined, hearing her rough breathing with "I love you" mixed in and exhaled between breaths
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>you'll never move into an apartment together and experience living together just the two of you, finally able to express the full extent of your love for each other every day without having to hide it
>you'll never spend full days like this just laying on the couch together cuddling
>you'll never sit with her pressing your face into her chest when you come home from work exhausted or when you have a headache, her hand on your head, whispering softly
>you'll never make her feel better when she comes home from work exhausted or when she has a headache by sitting her in your lap, kissing her neck and ears with your arms wrapped around her
>you'll never feel her crawl up to rest her chest in your lap while you're sitting at the computer, giving you a cheeky smile from under the desk
>you'll never princess-carry her and make her giggle
>you'll never snuggle under a blanket on your first snowy night alone together until she falls asleep on your chest with you gently stroking her hair
>you'll never have a nee-chan to hold tightly and never let go of
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>>38594451
So are you gonna be paying for my emotional damage or am I taking you to court?
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>>38594991
I claim full responsibility. I just wanted someone to suffer these feelings with me.
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Bu- bu- Elsa Jean belongs to black men. Try again sweetie.
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She belongs to Jews and fucks whoever they order her to fuck.
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>>38594424
You know you're a basement dweller when you claim ownership to pornstars.
Wew lad
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>>38594424
>fucking a girl who ever fucked a black man
Yuck
>Try again sweetie
Yuck
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What will we miss?
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>>38594375
Not taking chances when there were opportunities.
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we wiIl miss pain
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>>38594375
our childhoods and youth
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I just made some money investing in memecoins and I want to use my earnings to lose my virginity to an escort.
Can any anons give me a quick rundown on what I need to know/do?
I'm a 25 yo in Dallas, and I want to find one who will let me kiss her and hug her too since i am a khv.
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>>38594355
When you inquire ask for GFE (girlfriend experience) tell them you're a first timer (just say to seeing escorts if you want to feel less pathetic) try craigslist / backpages etc for finding your whore. They can come to you if you prefer but it usually costs more.
If you have more specific questions you can ask and I'll answer.
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>>38594377
Do I have to call them or can I text them?
Won't they get scared I'm a cop if I ask about GFE ?
How much notice should you give them?
Is it true even if you pay for an hour they leave as soon as you cum?
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>>38594761
I think you can text but generally it is better to call, I doubt they'd get scared, all that means is they get more money as it's usually extra, its no different from whoring yourself in the first place.
Usually an hour / same day appointments are fine, just specify dude.
It's true they can try cut you off after you nut but if you're not beta you can say no and wait until the time you paid for has been fully allocated.
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>there are dudes whose soft cocks are bigger than my hard cock
Life is unfair
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Luckily there exist women who are disgusted by large penises.
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>>38594336
Just lose weight and start streching your cock.
Not going to be ron jermy but you will feel thicker.
Also food that clean your blood vessels and makes your vessels stronger.
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>>38594454
>Just lose weight and start streching your cock.
>Not going to be ron jermy but you will feel thicker.
any actual proof that this works and won't just give you incurable erectile dysfunction?
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I made this OC, any thoughts?
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>>38594327
>1-6
then
>5-7
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>>38594327
needs more original jpeg
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>>38594371
clearly explained in bold text.
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Fucking scars bruh
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>>38594312
Just ignore it and answer truthfully should someone actually bother asking. Normies are usually too shocked (if they haven't been exposed to that stuff before) or know better than to ask (if they have been exposed)
But hey
I'm not a norman and this is an anonymous board
How'd you get that scar buddy?
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>>38594961
>The autism is real,, far too real
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>>38595182
>arcanine
>surprised by autism
Well i suppose this board has been flooded with neurotypcals the past... months? Years?
What clued you in, if i may ask?
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>Halo 3 released almost 10 years ago
>You will never relive the peak of Xbox Live (2007-2011)
Why even live?
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Halo 2 was the better game by far.
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>>38594270
>Halo 3
>Posts a pic of Halo 2
u wot m8?Reach was underrated, you guys will realize that one day
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>>38594386
>Reach was underrated, you guys will realize that one day
I've been saying that, literally its only problems were reticle bloom and armor abilities
>be me
>pathetic average looking 18 year old male
>find girl
>fall in love with her
>so does she
>get her to meet my closed circle of friends
>she likes them
>adds them on Facebook
>starts talking with one of them a lot
>she claims that he's become "her best friend"
>they go out often
>she tells me every time that there's nothing going on between them
>she also tells me that it's normal for a girl to have male friends
>my anxiety levels reach 1000
>i block her so called "best friend" which was also one of my pals, not a good one, but a decent one at least
>stop going out with my friends
>only hang out with her
>she realizes the reason why I stopped going out with my friends
>she tells me to join them again
>idoit.jpeg
>friends hate me because they thought that I've "abandoned" them to hang out with my girlfriend
>the actual reason was to get my girlfriend to understand that I've started to hate this guy so much that I ended up completely not going out with my friends
>fastforwardtonow.png
>i have a sort of ok relation with my friends
>i've been through all this for no reason
>my girlfriend still hangs out with him
What should I do to get her to stop hanging out with him, /r9k/?
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Chop him into pieces and feed him to pigs, rape here hardcore to make sure she respects you.
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>>38594224
fucking kill yourself underage normie
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>>38594224
Male friends is a normality for girls, anon.
It's going to feel awkward and uncomfortable which is only natural.
Jealousy is normal, but it is up to you to rationalise your fear of it and whether its rooted in yourself of exterior influences and handle it like an adult.
Take it up with her, express yourself and stop trying to control her life.
Imagine that an asian girl actually decides to marry you not because she loves you but because she finds you pitiful as fuck. She will still bless you with lots of kids but everytime you are having sex she'll cynically laugh at you and how emotionally desperate you are without her.
Quite arousing, isn't it?
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No, you're just a pathetic cuckold.
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>>38594197
>Imagine that an asian girl actually decides to marry you not because she loves you but because she finds you pitiful as fuck. She will still bless you with lots of kids but everytime you are having sex she'll cynically laugh at you and how emotionally desperate you are without her.
>Quite arousing, isn't it?
I would be fine with that desu
where is my azn gf
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I'm sorry, you seem to have gotten confused while trying to post a drawing of an Asian woman- that's clearly a white woman.
This is a drawing of an Asian woman, you're welcome.
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ITT normie activities
Going to beach. how can they enjoy laying on ground and doing nothing for several hours? Also
>m-muh tan
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>>38594194
I have depression and spend most of my day laying in bed doing nothing. At least normies have the determination get up and do nothing somewhere that isn't home.
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>>38594194
Sitting in parks with friends
similar concept to the beach meme, what do you do for hours in a park after you eat lunch? Look at trees for 3 hours and watch birds shit on benches?
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>>38594209
You have depression, thats different. Normies don't have depression
[Also good luck, I'm counting on you[/spoiler]
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>Be a black guy
>Will never know how it feels to be a cute white girl
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>>38594146
>tfw you will never be the pure anime waifu you wish existed in the real world
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>>38594146
just be a cute black one
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>>38594146
Step one. Step two is bleach your skin.