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Whats that? 4" girth? Also its crusty and gross fucking wash that shit nigga.

>>38595138
5" girth close, I'm a neet what did you expect

>>38595118
>Also its crusty and gross
This, OP.
You have a gift that many of us can only dream of, so take care of it for all of us.

>>38595109
Sociopaths/narcissists always try this shit, trying to convince you that you're crazy when you catch them doing something bad. Their delusions are so hard to shatter, that normal non-asshole people can often walk away thinking "Gee, maybe I *am* wrong. He seemed pretty convinced after all."

Cold anger is the best response. "The nerve of this asshole."

Flag them as a nutcase and avoid interacting with them. Yes, even your father.

>>38595165
Have you ever experienced it personally, wanna share a story?

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Bumping my own thread with story
>sitting down looking at my phone
>dad sits next to me and asks what I'm thinking
>reply "not much, what about you?"
>he starts chuckling condescendingly
>ask him what's so funny
>he just says "anon, you crack me up"
>ask again and he laughs harder
>he walks away laughing
Spent my whole day replaying that in my head wondering what the fuck happened.

I found the online applications for SSI and food stamps, but I'm not really sure what to do. Obviously I just need to fill out the information they want from me, but I'm just really nervous I guess. I can't stand interacting with people, especially direct confrontations like I know is going to happen when I get denied initially. I know not everyone gets denied the first time they apply, but I'm pretty sure I will. I don't have any recent doctors visits, but I do have history of going a couple years ago. I was never diagnosed with anything (but I did get Wellbutrin once) and I would really like to have a new visit with someone who actually knows what they're doing. I don't feel like I've ever had a proper screening and I don't know how to set one up. Is this something they'll do for me as a mental evaluation?

I don't even know what exactly is wrong with me. If I had to self-diagnose, I'd definitely say I'm a schizoid with dysthymia at the very least. I'd also say I have anhedonia if it wasn't for the fact that I didn't lose my ability to feel pleasure, since I've never really had it in the first place. Sometimes I think I might be a bit bipolar, but that comes and goes. I think I might have some form of aspergers or autism. There's a couple other things I sometimes think I might have, but they're not really coming to mind at the moment. I spend the vast majority of my time alone in my room, just listening to classical music or watching cartoons. I don't even play vidya or do anything else interactive. Living like this is the only way I don't feel like killing myself, but I also know normalfags wouldn't even be able to tolerate living the way I do. Like most robots, I don't have friends, I've never been in a relationship, and I never use social media.

I figure adding all that in would show I'm clearly not normal. I also figure that being in my early 20s is a good point in this, as this is the age when a lot of mental disorders really make an appearance in people's lives.

I think I technically qualify for SSDI, depending on when I "became" disabled. I'd like to say that was on my last day of working, when I had a panic attack and quit on the spot, but that was 2 years ago and I don't know if it still counts. There really wasn't a specific point, since I've been like this since I was a kid. I was on the verge of killing myself just about every day when I had to go to school and then the same when I had to work. I dropped out of community college before a semester was even finished by just not showing up any more. I think the only reason I was able to graduate high school was because I went to a small charter school where I could work by myself. I got A's back then, would that hurt my chances of getting disability, since it shows that at one point I was able to work? I think I might actually be a savant of sorts, because I actually feel quite retarded despite everyone, including the school system, saying I'm smart.

I also read about being an adult child getting SSDI based off your parent's work credits. I know my mom would definitely qualify for SSDI herself if she became disabled. Is this another avenue I should pursue if I can't get SSDI myself?

I know this is kind of blog-post-y, but I just wanted to outline my situation for anyone who might be knowledgeable on this subject.

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>>38595005
This anon has a wealth of tendiebux.

>>38594940
This image isn't humorous at all

This meme was pretty funny once but now it's just fucking old and busted

>>38594940
I love these.
>MFW, i'm always chad. Not because i'm an alpha, but because I'm an Omega male who gives zero fucks about life so I walk around being both obnoxious and flirting with rando chicks for fun.

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>>38594907
also, does anyone know the source of this smug bastard?

>>38594907
Yeah man, my cat is pretty verbal too. Always talked to him back before he could fend for himself outside (I had to chase off ferals or they'd steal his food and fuck him up). The downside to this is that he won't eat without somebody nearby. He's pretty good at killing shit now, makes me proud given how tiny he is.

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I do my best to ignore mine and feel like a huge dick. She meows constantly because she has separation anxiety and part siamese and if I talk to her or acknowledge her then she gets even worse. It gets real annoying to because then she makes her little brother go bonkers with meowing and he doesn't know why or what he's doing, he just knows that she's doing it so he thinks he should too.

>>38594893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuXtKl1EWl4

feels good song man

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>>38594893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLoytewvn0g
or this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLpPzGT9_3o but watch the video for added feels

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>>38594988
>NIN

i always throught they were an edgy AF stupid emo band

i was wrong anon. i was so so wrong

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>>38594850
daily reminder op is actual leftypol fag trying to turn you into beta sissyboys

I like being alone though, and I find other men's penises to be the most repulsive thing on Earth.

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>>38594850
i did. and ive never been happier

>>38594841
This guy is like a cyborg

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>>38594841
>ruined cock.
>drawing all over his body.
>bald and shit beard.
Would have been nice body builder with out all that shit.
>into the trash it goes.

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>>38594841
Stop making me into a degenerate.

No, you should train durability

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>>38594834
how? famlam

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>>38594925
Stop rushing it, try to do it as slowly and softly as you can, it will take a while, but you will get there.
Jerking off without porn might also help.

>>38594713
>white skin
>black dick

>>38594713
same fate as me OP

>>38594713
>literally anything else

/thread

>>38594681
They have a vagina they dont need to be interesting.
And your buddys are inflicted with their dick head.
Get rid of both of them or be one of the faggots in line for a chance at fucking a pussy.

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>>38594681
Idk anon, usually if my e-buddies invite a new person to our group we all try to get to know them, regardless of sex.
I can understand also if the person is shy since they don't know your group
But you may be right, have a nice day anyways !

>bf is in a rabbit room with his internet buddies
>is having a lot of fun, playing some drinking game
>ask if I can join
>he send me the discord link
>say hi to everybody
>they all ask about my boyfriend's cock- girth, length, shape, color, performance
>stammer for a few seconds
>log off
That warded me the fuck off, just act like a huge fag and maybe your roastie troubles will vanish.

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>>38594669
yes sexual crusade

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>>38594669
only if shes built like OP's picture, that girl is thicker than a snicker holy moly

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bet you her stinking mudslime labia looks kind of like this

That scene in the bathroom is an accurate depiction of browsing 4chan. Good film.

>>38594655
Trainspotting 2 came out (porno)
Unnerved the shit outta me mate.
I dunno I like this site but its draining.
I kinda miss the days Id get high with my mate but its over now.
Good movie would recommend.
Here comes johnny in again with liquor and drugs.
Hes gonna do another strip tease.
>spud is a good man.

Imageboards are like heroin

>>38594717
The scene with Spud's attempted suicide really made me feel uncomfortable.

>>38594600
I constantly feel guilty even though I havent really done anything wrong, does that count too?
I dont deal with it I just accepted that I feel shitty most of the time and try to avoid other people

>>38594600
I don't.
If it mine by rational thought, I'll live with and hold on to it, so hopefully I do not repeat that mistake.
Also trying to fix things up when possible seems in order.

>>38594600
I just dont think about it. try it sometime

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>>38594577
no kys orginal cunt

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>>38594577
>tfw turbodegenerates try to latch on to regular degenerates to gain support

>>38594672
when will this madness end