I got a new job, and i feel like killing my self
Worked for 9 hours my legs have never hurt that bad in my life. does it get better?
>>38598293
Stop complaining Amelia.
:^)
>>38598293
You're young, how the fuck are you sore after standing for 9 hours? My grandpa worked 14 hr days for 20 years and never complained, pussy
>>38598293
yes, you build stamina and it gets better
>"Hey dad, I'm lesbian"
What's your respond?
>"Hello Lesbian, I'm dad."
No fucking way! I don't believe it until I see you having sex with a girl!
ask her to call her gf and show me what its about
I just lost my temper and called my mum a psychopath because she doesn't seem to care about the mental agony I'm in. My only friend says I can't come over because he's got someone else around. This is probably the shittiest I've felt in two years.
At least you have a friend! I never get to see my friends anymore
>>38598132
If you're near Atlanta, I'll have a drink with you
>>38598132
i feel like shit all the time OP
do you play any vidya?
who /hidealmosteverythread/ here?
fuck all these posts
i tried that for a while
but it seemed like landscaping job pruning the entire catalog
over and over
>why haven't you become a girl(male) yet?
>r9gay
>tfw no very specific set of traits gf
Yea no shit. There should be a button to hide everything.
ITT: Let's discuss our own anime ideas. Here is mine:
The MC works at a suicide hotline and every episode he has to stop a new person becoming an hero. Each person has their own reasons and problems. He uses his negotiation and talking skills to try to stop them. However, sometimes speaking just on the phone isn't enough to help them.
An anime where Jesus is the MC and he has to roam around the world after the rapture, fighting and defeating evil that escaped from hell.
>>38598234
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Young_Men
But it's slice of life and not fighting
>>38598104
I actually like this a lot. Good idea anon! :-)
Any devout Christians here? What are your thoughts on masturbation?
>>38598095
masturbation is WRONG.
masturbation is not allowed in the house of God, and you will thrown into hellfire for it.
>>38598205
Well that sucks. I guess I'll find some other religion then.
>>38598205
Do you really believe that? Why do you believe that? Have you ever had the urge to masturbate?
>People are nothing more than a game to me.
>Spend months at a time strategically planting ideas into people's heads, and playing mind games
>Get bored of someone after a while and move on to my next victim but that's okay because there's literally billions of you dirty little roaches to fuck around with.
>Some people actually believe I care about them as people but the truth is I only use them for my personal advantage and entertainmentramen soup
>>38598034
Are you one of those faggots creating MBTI threads?
>>38598034
Solid pasta my dude
>>38598034
stale pasta detected
This triggers the little dick black boi
I'd rather not have a leather pimple head. Kek. Nice cock tho.
>>38598025
if you want to trigger little dicked black boi's go on /gif/ its a fucking mess its just cuck sissy and traps porn and the odd asian girl with white guys
no more good ylyl or rekt threads or war threads
>>38598025
Do women even like these things?
how old were you when you had your first kid?
26. Good age, may should have started earlier.
Never because why would anyone want kids? They're loud, they're annoying, they shit everywhere and they're gross. Have a puppy or a kitten
I'm a shy nerdy guy, I'm a virgin.
I know we have 8 years but jist making sure,he is going to build the wall..right? That jas to be something he is willing to keep his word on isn't it? I honestly dont care if he doesnt live up to expectations,i just want him to keep out as many subhuman minorities as possible.
I actually forgot about the wall
Funny how much all that stuff seemed to matter to me last year, now I honestly don't give a fuck about anything related to mainstream politics.
he can barely make a coherent tweet
the wall will never happen
>>38597980
no you idiot it was just a slogan to get dumb rednecks to vote for him
>mildly long, full, curly hair
>good facial aesthetic
>great build, naturally muscular
>exceptional metabolism
>5'6
Is this a fucking joke?
>>38597974
Yup and you're the punchline
>>38597974
Yes. Height is a meme.
>>38597974
>also the kind of person that bitches about being attractive yet short
looks like you need to need to work on your personality too friendo
Robots, what is this logo from?
I know what "rm- -rf" is, but I feel like the fontface and star design is a parody of something.
>>38597948
it means rape me, rape fast
its from 50 shades of grey
>>38597948
I think it's just a loose parody of the more you know star
>>38597995
Hot.
Link to original?
Post your shit tastes and rate others
This is mine from the previous thread
>>38597944
You're a nigger with shit taste, no?
I COULD finish the drinks and hobbies buuuuuuuuut
>"Hey dad, I'm gay"
What's your respond?
>>38597877
I'm not your dad I'm your uncle. go tell your mother. I guarantee she won't care.
>>38597877
He's so fucking hot, so gorgeous
>>38597877
I have a kid? Where the fuck did my life go so wrong?
What's the most fucked up shit you all have ever seen irl.
>On motorway
>Car flips over with guy hanging out window
>Guy cut in half
>Blood everywhere
I lived a really sheltered life and when I was 11 I came across a dead bum who had been ran over. The driver was panicking and calling the ambulance, but I just had to look at the body. His left leg was inhumanely bent under his body and his jeans had been ripped, so I could see his skin, which had turned black in parts, and his wounds. He was bleeding from the mouth too and and face was completely still, eyes wide. His hands were stretched to both sides, like he was surprised. It was winter and the blood mixed into the wet snow and it looked like a much bigger pool of blood than it really must've been. Could be that I was so small back then too.
We had called this bum Tonttu (a Santa's helper) because he wore a santa hat during winter and gave money to people during christmas. It was very strange to see someone once alive now dead, almost mutilated. Eventually the driver shooed me away, I wasn't angry or sad though, just very perplexed. One of my strongest memories that still comes to me now and then
Other would maybe be my neighbour killing his dog, but that's another story
>>38598142
Greentext dog story
>>38597847
I saw something similar, on a highway, sitting in a bus, then bus slows down and we see 2 dead people, one has his head open (visible brain) other has his legs messed up and visible intestine. Apparently they didn't wear seat belts.