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Was alice /aretouhougirl/?
>Is a shut-in
>only reads books and has no friends
>hardly interacts with any other touhou character's besides Marisa
>has a crush on Marisa and Marisa is pretty much Alice's oneitis but Maisa is seeing reimu over alice
>alice has a Agalmatophilia fetish and is a bit creepy and seems to be german what makes her even more weird and socially unacceptable.
>she seems to have autism or some other social disorder as she only seems to be capable of very little social interactions. and very few interests that are of dolls and books
>is very awkward and out of place, only says like two words and watch's everybody with autism face.
Is there anything I missed?
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should we all kos?
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Patchouli would also be a good candidate, or Kaguya!
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>>38600435
Not to mention she's probably a HKV, as Marisa was her only partner but it doesn't seem like they did anything since Marisa is seeing Reimu. maybe she fucks her dolls idk though lol.
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>lost all my high school buddies
>always had to initiate hanging out and shit
>decide for college I'm going to wait for people to try and talk to me
>3 years and not a single person has actually made an effort
>Have literally no friends
how do I deal with this feel
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>>38600424
the killing of the self is good for u and me
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If you have any hobbies try and meet up with people who share the same interest, you might not become friends right away, but it's a step in the right direction
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>>38600424
did you actually except high school friendships to last beyond high school
Most people stop hanging around each other because there is no point in keeping up with each other if the circumstances change
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Just got woken up by a cockroach crawling on my face.
What do
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Please no oh god. My biggest fear. I sleep on the floor.
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>>38600407
I killed it. but im afraid his friends will retaliate
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>>38600370
lol we posting the soup screenshots now?
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God women are fucking garbage.
And look at the women and white knights defending her in the comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y_4lrgIaDo
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>>38600318
he doesnt have a job and she does
hes just as bad desu, get a fucking job, leave her and support ur kid
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>>38600368
who gives a fuck?
THEY ONLY HAVE $17 TO THEIR NAME, TO FEED THEMSELVES AND A CHILD
AND SHES GETTING HER FUCKING NAILS DONE
majority of men have housewives, imagine if they did this same shit?
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>>38600318
everyone is a cunt especially op for this race baiting shit
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Why does normies hate introverts?
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>Blog starts with a fallacy
Sorry lad it's a no from me
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>>38600316
The Spartans use to call them boy lovers. This blogger is autistic.
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>>38600316
>tidy little boxes
i hate these people
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post more morphs desu
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If he ran he would see facial gains but instead he smokes in his car and whines.
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>>38600240
>ran
shoo shoo gains goblin
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>>38600240
>facial gains
the only way you gonna get that is by sucking dick boi
Y do you even deserve a gf?
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>>38600210
deserve has nothing to do with it. I barely want one. I want one for the experience, but it's kind of selfish if I have no long term plans and no consideration of her wants, real personality vs my idealized personality, etc.
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>>38600210
I don't but I have one anyway. I'm in too deep now... 5 years and I don't see it ending anytime soon. Should've just stayed in my room.
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>>38600210
I know this situation isn't what I want but frankly, it's what I deserve.
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>therapist told me to go more outside
>go to the local supermarket after the gym
>on my way there see teen couples and friends laughing
>feel more shit and depressed
what did my therapist mean by this?
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He's clearly telling you to do an hero.
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>>38600140
Tell him exactly what happened next time so he will realize that he is bad at his job
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>>38600140
go somewhere n a t u r a l.
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>tfw 8 inch cock
>can't last more then a minute when jerk off with fleshlight.
i'll never satisfy a woman
despite having an above average dick.
anyone else in this situation?
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>>38600129
tips!:
>no porn (at first)
>enjoy your body.
>maybe some fantazation (eyes open, or closed)
>lube!
>prefer realism! [approach] positions!
>standing or ready-to-dog(gy) (not laying down)
>not too fast or crazy (unless and only if you are b r e a t h i n g h e a v y)
>loosen the connection to your penis (not summoning ejaculation)
>concentrate on the glans to train for duration
>edge
>not more than 3 times a day (even less)
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>>38600601
lube is what makes me cum fast, i can last hours dry
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>>38600754
.... and preparing for sex would be .......
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>applying for an entry level job
>5+ other people here, all dressed like they don't care or they're a fair bit older than me, too old for this job
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38600112
is that not a good thing?, surely it would make you stand out more and increase your chances?
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>>38600300
I hope. It seemed to go pretty well. Much better than my last one. I'm just nervous because I'm insecure.
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>>38600607
I had an interview earlier today, I was the youngest there and wore a suit while the others just wore t-shirts, I hope your interview went well and you get the job
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Let's have a chart thread, so we an just harshly ourselves.
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>>38600050
might as well, i dont give a shit
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>>38600050
feel like a lot of girls liked me before I open my mouth
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>>38600050
r8 famalamadingdon
>be me
>8 years old
>decide to hold my farts in for a month till my bday in may
>Feel like im gonna explode by my bday
>it was fun, played laser tag but i was so bloated i could barely move
>at 11 o'clock parents tell me to go to bed
>mom pulls me aside as i get into bed
>asks me if somethings wrong as my stomach is noticably bulging
>for some reason I laugh
>my single chuckle was the straw that broke my asshole's back
>suddenly fart explosively
>feel my pants tear off of me and go flying through the hole now in the wall from the force of my fart
>asscheeks literally flapping
>my mom has blown away long ago
>fart lasts a full two minutes
>find out it caused a tornado
>i live in joplin missouri
>i was the cause of the joplin tornado of 2011 that killed over 100 people
It was a good fart tho
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ebin
/r/4chan's gonna FREAK
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Farts are how you make it.
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Its not fucking funny if you actually say "It caused that one tornado in joplin 2011." you gotta give clues obvious enough for anyone to understand yet still let them figure out on their own
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>bad at literally everything
>improve extremely slowly when I practice, to the point where I lag further and further behind everyone else
>easily discouraged, repeated failings remind me that I'm a failure and lose interest in the task
>easily embarrassed, have to do fucking math problems in my head to prevent crying in stressful situations
>getting dumber every day
>getting more apathetic every day
>no creative flame, imagination is non-existent
>lack any sort of skill to create something even if I did
>zero work ethic
>no interests
>no passion
>no hobbies
>no personality
>no life experiences, terrible memory
>can't hold a conversation because I have absolutely nothing to say
>kissless hugless handholdless virgin
>retarded idiotic fetishes that make the idea of a functioning healthy mutually-respecting, relationship impossible
>will never be attractive to another person, will never be loved by another person, any attempt at a relationship would be a massive waste of their time
>hideous face and body
>don't have any friends, given up on making friends because I have no worthwhile qualities of a friend and can't talk to strangers
>locked into pissing away my savings at college studying ???
because it's the only option
>poor
>parents are losers, entire family is cold and unloving to one another
>too cowardly to live, too cowardly to die
>acutely aware of these flaws but too powerless, clueless, weak, sniveling, pathetic to alter any
I wish a sniper would just take me out. I want to retroactively have never existed.
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>>38599896
Anon, we're quite similar. Care to drop a discord? I'd love to talk with you.
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Learn to draw or make music, force yourself to keep at it. Don't quit early on and maybe you will start to enjoy it.
>tfw i tried following my own advice and quit drawing within a week.
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>bad at literally everything
not true, you're really good at coming up with bad things to say about yourself
Ever stared into the night sky, and realized how utterly alone you are, what could you possibly do against such vast emptiness?
With another person perhaps you could fill that void.. but you're alone, perhaps haven't had a friend in years, completely devoid of human contact, cut off?
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>>38599891
lol But you're my friend, silly. Everyone on this board is my friend. I'm not alone.
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>>38599891
I just embrace it. Other people get in the way. I don't need 'em.
At least, that's what I tell myself.
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>>38599891
"Because we don't know when we will die, we get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens only a certain number of times, and a very small number really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood, an afternoon that is so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it? Perhaps four, five times more, perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps 20. And yet it all seems limitless." - Paul Bowles
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I have no friends. People don't like me. I'm socially awkward. I'm scared of people. I'm scared of going outside. I've never had a girlfriend or even kissed a girl. I don't enjoy vidja games anymore. I have a shit minimum wage job where everyone hates me. I want to kill myself.
I've spent the last hour Googling suicide-related things. And all of the websites that discourage suicide suggest that suicidal people try things like going out for a walk, talking to your partner, having sex (lol), talking to your friends, or getting invested in your hobbies. Even government-run websites suggest this same sort of shit.
Have I been left behind? Judging from this it seems like I should have killed myself long ago. I am passed the point of help, yet I am still here. If even suicidal people have friends, no social anxiety, partners, easy-access to sex, friends, and hobbies... then does that mean I should kill myself with the certainty that it is the right choice?
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>>38599874
Nah you wont kill yourself
You already made post there
So you will have to endure that "life" a bit longer before you die from cancer or some other shit
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>>38599874
Meh. You won't do it. Also: Going out into nature actually does help. Gives you some perspective.
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>>38599916
What's the deal? Do me.