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>be me 10 years ago
>15 years old
>walking home from supermarket with older (17 at the time) sister. (It was our responsibility to do the shopping and we didn't have cars)
>realize we forgot to buy something (can't even remember what)
>we start yelling at each other
>yelling turns into shouting and name calling (on both sides, neither of us are innocent)
>Some guy comes up to me and starts yelling at me
>"DON'T TALK TO WOMEN LIKE THAT YOU FUCKIN LITTLE COWARD!"
>tell "who the fuck are you, fuck off"
>He hits me in the fact
>get on top of me
>Hits me two more times
>Fully conscious but in excruciating pain
>Sister says something along the line of "what the fuck he's my brother
>They have some exchange I can't fully remember
>She says "he's only 15!"
>He runs away
>Might have thought I was an adult originally because when I was 15 I was already like 5'11-6' and had a full beard, but whatever
>The next day at school people made fun of me because of my bruises
>Couldn't sleep on my right side for over a month because of the pain
>File police report which goes nowhere
>Hellbent on revenge
>spent almost a full year walking up and down that street for 30 minutes a day around the same time with a knife in my pocket
>never saw him again

To this day I haven't been able to let this go.
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>>38601498
Well that sucks. How's your relationship with sister? Go tell her you love her, post results.
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>>38601588
>How's your relationship with sister?
Not bad, just distant. We only see each other once a year for Thanksgiving (she lives in Hawaii now and I live in VA) and we don't talk online (I don't use normiebook)
>Go tell her you love her, post results.
Too out of character for me anon. She would either get really creeped out or freak out and think one of our parents just died or something.
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>>38601498
Have you tried not being a God damn pussy you faggot?

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>Give me your wallet and nothing will happen
What do you do?
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>transfer BTC to other wallet
>give them empty wallet
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>show him my empty neet wallet
>grab the gun and shoot myself in the mouth

Got em
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>>38601452
>give him wallet
>as he starts to run away I pull out my ccw and mag dump on him

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I know it's hard to find good shit in this world but I figured I'd give it a shot:

>Taking a hot shower.
>Getting a new book in the mail.
>Friend asking to hang out or play games.
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programming works the way i want it to
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>>38601501
I feel like, after a long time debugging and you finally get the right outputs on your tests.
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>Turn on the air conditioner
>Get into 4chan

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>tfw I'll never go to a high school party
>tfw I'll never be in a high school club
>tfw I'll never go to prom
>tfw I'll never have a high school gf
>tfw I'll never have a group of high school friends
So, bros how do you deal with the fact that the 4 most important years of your life were wasted? Because I might just kill myself.
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>>38601404
It's been 7 years now and I don't give a fuck.
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>>38601404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNFI4GWVS60
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hceJOAFqxMY
Might as well start killing people weirdo.
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Who fucking cares. Pretty much all high school experiences and relationships are vapid and lame as hell.

Literally the only value in it is just the learning how to socialize part which will benefit you when you're no longer all just children. But even that can just be developed later on.

Don't believe the memes.

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How does a person kill themselves with a belt and doorknob? ...I am just asking for research purposes.
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Guessing you tie the belt around your neck and to the doorknob then lean forward
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>>38601378
Wow. You make it seem so simple. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oMals9XXQY8
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Please tell, actually interested in this

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I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day

day114
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>>38601276
helo frend
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I miss the Filipino gf guy
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>>38601276
Kakyoin a shit and those glasses aren't cool.

>>38601303
Who are you talking about?

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>not good at sports
>not good at talking
>not good at vidya
>not good at singing/dancing
>not good at driving
>not good at drawing
>not good at anything
Anybody else know this feel? I have yet to find one thing that I'm genuinely good at
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Have you tried practicing
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I knew this feel, but then I dedicated 5 years to improve my dancing and talking. I also go to the gym and play games time to time.

For no reason at all you need to get up and start working on one of these things.

Otherwise you will just remain the same.
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>>38601285
this.


xrogernild

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>NEET skeleton
>decide to become a jacked NEET
>find out mcdoubles have a high calorie to price ratio
>been buying 2 mcdoubles everyday for the past 2 weeks
is this a good idea?
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Peanut butter is high fat and high protein d e s u
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McDonalds is all sodium. The weight you gain is just going to be water.
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>>38601246

god you easily skinny fucks make me jealous

i wish i could eat tons of food

it's my favorite thing in life

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>be me
>go to Brazilian shopping mall
>see group of germans talking in german
>all men are tall, blonde, square-jawed, masculine men
>go to Germany
>nothing but average people

???????
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>>38601201
The best whites moved to the new world. This is why the whites left behind in Europe are such pussies allowing Islam to walk all over them.
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>>38601219
I really can't fucking believe it. The german chads that are here in Faria Lima all look like models from God knows where.
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Most younger persons I know in germany are either fullretarded leftist yolo brains or want to get out of germany. Only folks wanting to stay here are the muds.

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There are two popular answer to this equation.
Show me what you got.
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I'm not solving that shit
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>>38601188
Reformat it in a clear way, don't do bad math.
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56 nfghthrthrth

>got high all day and watched anime again

do I have a problem?
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>>38601149
>via 9gag.com

Yes you do, anon
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>via 9gag.com
>got high all day and watched anime again
get a gf,if you can
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>>38601149
>get high all day every day for 2 years
The only time I'm sober is when I go to work.

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Lost my virginity last night and just recieved these texts from her.

Feels so good.
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>>38601127
Sounds like he's had a lot of dicks before yours.
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>>38601127
>monster
post size and boipuci if possible
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Underaged b&. Get the fuck out.

Does it piss anyone else off when normies get on your ass about moving out of your parents' house?

I'm 27 and still live with my parents while working full-time. I save like 500-800 dollars just by not having to pay rent, and only pay a few utilities to help my parents out (they never asked, I offered). I'm lucky that I have a good relationship with my parents-I know not everyone does, but why the fuck wouldn't you take advantage of it?

Furthermore, being that I'm at work 45 hours a week, what is the fucking point of having my own place? So I can sit in my moneysink of a box during my 4 hours of free-time in the evening and lament my life choices in the morning before my commute? I'm an ugly, stupid manlet, so I'll never get laid by anything that isn't a grotesquely obese single mother-and I'd choose money over a woman any fucking day.

I'm already going to be a loser, I'd rather be a loser who doesn't have to budget to the last dollar in my free-time just to say I have my own rat-infested fuckhole garbagedump.
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Nice blag post faggot, here's your (You)
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>>38601087
It's all fun and games until you wake up one day and your parents are in their late 60s and have really gross habits like never washing their hands after going to the washroom and constantly do dumb shit to wake you up at 7am on your days off, or you have to listen to their constant fighting and bickering so that you get to feel like like you're 12 years old again and not in a good way..
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>>38601087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVR3U4Qdm3U
Fucking kill them in their sleep and hide the body...

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>Uses Android and PC
This is why you'll always be a virgin.
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>macfag

kill yourself op
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>he doesn't use linux
original comment
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>he doesn't use flip phones and temple os
enjoy your zero privacy

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>tfw too tired from work to study for my driver's test
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>>38600992
Underage dete-
Wait...
Anon, don't tell me your an adult and DON'T have a drivers license, like that would be really embarrassing
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>>38600992
Yet you have the energy to post here. Lazy fuck
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>>38600992
>studying for drivers test

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