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>>39574569
will die soon due to irma, also ive had sex few times i want more of it.

>>39574569
No one here actually wants to die it's just a joke man

Extremely strict gun legislation, unfortunately. I'm not really depressed or anything, I just don't like life, so it makes going out of my way to kill myself too much of a hassle. If things start getting too damn hard to put up with I'm sure I'll find a way.

Pretty normally. I'll talk about whatever it is that she came to talk to me about. I don't sperg out anymore.

I might masturbate to the interaction later on that night, though.

>>39574505
I talk normally however i treat everything they talk about as if its none of my business (its true though)

just respond necessarily and wait for her to go away

I don't know what you've done, but I think you made it?

>>39574345
Sounds like you've won anon. It's probably the most honest example of a relationship I've ever heard of. Best of luck to you and your whore.

>>39574345
>Is she my gf or not?
De facto, yes

>>39574336
If it's not in the morning, you should have time to drop by a library. Give yourself at least an hour to do stuff at the library.

>>39574446
Its in the morning, am I completely fucked or just at a disadvantage?

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>>39574336
>tfw depression, anxiety and insomnia started before I finish high school and fucked me up so I couldn't finish
>don't have driver liscense
>tfw I look at job offers and I don't quailify for any of them
>if I just had my fucking degree I would get a good job because I'm white, intelligent and good looking
>even females have jobs nowadays

>>39574329
I kinda want these but I know I will end up ordering the wrong size and then never get to wear them.

>>39574472
Shoes in general all have the same size. Just look up their sizes and check to see how they match up with the shoes you wear now.

this is like a new synthesis in A E S T H E T I C

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>>39574317

Not your kind of hell, but yeah, a relationship that bores me to death but I can not and will not ever leave because there are fringe benefits.

We play the cards we're dealt.

>>39575008
other than sex, what benefits?

>>39574317
Sounds kind of attractive, desu.
I would advise you to talk about getting a rural farm or just moving into the middle of nowhere and getting an e-commuting job. Her lunacy shouldn't be too bad there, and her loyalty would be amazing.

In the last few days, after many hours on Twitter and realizing what this had done to my life. I decided to start nofap.

However, I had a lot of trouble starting and couldn't do it for more than a day. I'm still trying, though today I fapped, again to Twitter.

This addition is terrible. Here are some effects:

1. Once I saw a naked crazy begger and, instead of feeling pity or disgust, I tried to check his size.
2. Whenever I see a pretty woman, I imagined the sizes she has taken.
3. Whenever I see a man with tight pants, I will check for his size.

This drives me crazy. I am the most normal person in the world and never thought these things could happen to me.

I really need to start nofap, or else I might go even crazier still.

>>39574319
Sorry, forgot to add the 2/2 and the tl;dr.

Tl;dr: I fap to the relationship between women and penises, and I am not a homo nor a cuck

It's ok, maybe you're just gay.

>>39574262
>not asking her out on the spot

>>39574280
^Originally, this comment is the most acceptable answer.

>>39574280
>her
He's a man.

>>39574225
how do you think people become tough? it's by overcoming.
the story of great men is that of a journey of failure to success, not just being handed everything.
continue liking dick but stop being a faggot.

>>39574255
Sure, because Alexander or Darius came from nothing, right?
XDDDDD

Oh, I get it, its funny because Gotz was sodomised by a Negro and bullied by his foster father.
Also you're not a 'gaybot', you're a robot who eats dick. Stop trying to make niches for yourselves so you can feel different, you're the same boring shit as everyone else.

I've been having more frequent and more lucid stands as of late, including skunks
Today I woke up to my town incredibly foggy and stinky with smoke

Last night I had a dream that America was being invaded by a foreign country and we were getting wrecked so I was conscripted into the military and used as a test subject for an experimental process where they slow down your pulse or something so you gain crazy focus and reflexes and I was going to be a sniper and I was deployed in my childhood neighborhood in the middle of the night which is where the worst of the fighting was but when I picked up my gun the experiment hadn't worked and I couldn't aim worth shit so I deserted the area and took refuge in a little diner in the countryside where a TV was playing and I was being reviled as a traitor and a deserter

>>39574247
Ni$$a da fuk

>>39574185
If you want a good looking virgin female the only way you are going to get one is to get a religious one. A good looking woman isn't going to keep her virginity unless she is religious and waiting for marriage.

>>39574208
Well duh, this is exactly the type of female I'm looking for, but you can't convert a mormon to christianity, they just won't go for that, and girls who are already christian are some of the worst thots

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>>39574156
Good job. Glad you held your ground.

Women expect betas to come back and jump at the chance to scoop up sloppy seconds after Chad is done with them.

If only this was a true story

>>39574156
You did good OP, beta orbiters have inflated women's egos to the point where they think they deserve it all so they will fuck and try to hold down an attractive man until they find out they usually can't, then they go for guys like you or me. Hell, I don't even bother to go out of my way to help women that I see being sexually assaulted at parties or in public places. I don't even bother calling police.

She will have loads of sympathy and even more beta orbiters at her beck and call from the sexual assaults anyway, and I really don't want to be bothered to join the ranks of the white knights.

I feel this feel too well, far too well
ADD/ADHD autists need genocide

ADHD is a make-believe illness that only exists to allow doctors and pharmaceutical companies to sell pills and parents to not admit that their children have a short attention span due to the fact that they were raised by television, video games and social media. Just let them play outside and read a book to them once in a while.

>>39574246
But I was diagnosed when I was 21

>>39574141
Maybe because they actually want to learn something, you dumb nigger chink mongoloid.

>>39574167
This is the most bullshit faggot answer imaginable. You don't have to write essays to learn pussy. Just chill in the lectures and study. You seem like a brainlet

Because the universities can easily find out if you didn't write the essay yourself?

>>39574046
>>tfw no moonrace bf
Dumb sissy anime boi.

>>39574103
just searched that in google and found this on the archives

https://yuki.la/r9k/39331660

it's kinda bizarre, knowing that all of us are a group of people who post together virtually every day, and yet I will never know any of you?

almost gives me feelings of sentimentality or something like that...

you know something anon? It's likely there's someone else on here I've talked to possibly hundreds of times, there's probably someone on /r9k/ who I've had dozens of hours of conversations with, and I'll never even know their name

>>39574191
Wow I've never seen a bigger faggot than OP in a gay thread before.
Makes me want to take a picture.