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Keep posting here and the likelihood is high

>>38605978
We all die alone. But you might not live alone.

>>38606344
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0Z8gEZI874

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>having friends

you don't want to get hurt, do you?

>>38606008
I guess you're right, but I was homeschooled/alone most of my life so whoever i meet I kind of get emotional over

>>38605968

what's it like being mute

going to the bathroom every time i eat, washing my hands every time i touch something.

>>38606001
can't stop checking wallet, cant pee in public if someone else is in there, wash hands for no reason at all several times a day, check locks before I go to bed, triple check each assignment making sure i turned it in or completed it, just check on small things 4 or 5 times even though they are in front of me.

its a living hell anon

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I don't know if I actually have OCD or if this is just me being autistic, but when I arrange things on shelves they have to look completely perfect (sometimes color coordinated)

Kind of like autistic kids who line their toys up also me

>>38605923
no man don't please.

go to the grocery store and buy like a salad real quick. mcdonalds isnt good for you man your health is at risk the more and more you eat it

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Bacon egg and cheese biscuit please!

>>38605923
Yeah, I'll have a dark haired, hairy boyfriend and a billion dollars.

>>38605906
House is a successful medical doctor, with a great deal of experience and skill. He gets the fucc several times in the series and besides being a fulminating asshole and drug addicted criminal, he's actually pretty normal.

>>38606148
This. He isn't one of us.

He's without a doubt one
There's a good text post explaining this on /a/ in the archives I think but too lazy to dig it up if it's even still there

>>38605877
try interracial sissy hypno femboy cuckold ballbusting prolapse rimming

>>38605900
Nah, most sissy/cuck shit is so insincere.

That's my biggest issue, everything is so insincere.

>>38605877
It happens to us all, anon.
Now you need to jump to a new and more degenerate fetish, you should see it as a level up of sorts.

>Being this clingy
>Actually calling someone
>[current year]

Are you a woman, OP?

>>38605874
>did this with a friend of over 10 years
>2 years later and he still hasnt tried to call me

>>38605874
hes your best friend, but most likely youre "that annoying kiddo" to him. pretty sad desu, time to move on

hah!!!! good stuff. :"""""^^^)
orogigj

what if Stan Lee was called Gas Me? haha

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What if op wasn't a fucking faggot? really makes you think

>>38605769
When I started doing bad shit, and doing things I knew would hurt the people closest to me, just because Im selfish.

>>38605769
Um, yeah, I agree, I am the blight of human society. But uhh... guys, I can lick my feet and I didn't even know it until this post.

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I don't believe I'm the bad guy, I also don't believe I'm the good guy

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>>38605763
Everyone has this. Moving around and using your body is supposed to make you feel good. It's only when people get fat and/or sick does this become a problem

>>38605784
shut the fuck up, i'm one of the few people in the world that finds exercise fun

>>38605784
I'm not fat or sick. I work out several times a week. It's miserable and I hate it. Always have.

wheels make no difference to me, she's just not my type

>>38605762
Anon, I know nothing about her. She's cute, but it'd be shallow of me to message her purely because of that.

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Does her original vagina work?

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All of them, but the one that hits hardest is...her.

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>>38605711
kills me inside

>>38605818
we know that's you ..... roastie lol
oregano

>>38605703
Suicide is easier, but it's the end of everything.
Fixing your life is hard, but it gives you a chance to experience happiness and satisfaction.

I would go for suicide any day of the week.

>>38605703
Because something in you is trying to hold you back from your full potential.

suicide is the true shortcut to life. instead of living you cut the middle man and jump straight to death

>>38605647
Get a fucking job and do something with your life

>>38605647
start playing a MMORPG

>>38605722
I have a job nigger. It just stays on my mind during work and I can't help but engage in it during my breaks

>>38605637
What do you think triggered it?

Check your local hardware store for a length of rope

Then just do it, faggot.