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>>38606536
It should be fine, but you'll get tired of doing the same thing over and over again each day. That's how it starts, then you will full on hate your job. Atleast thats how it worked for me.

>>38606536
Stick though it. You will literally cry when you meet your first mean customer/coworker.

After 5 retail jobs, I finally got 80% of the autism beaten out of me.

>>38606584

Yup. I find it hilarious that I'm this cynical now, but after working enough jobs one of my favorite parts is watching the bright and shiny newbies slowly have their happiness sucked from them.

>hear them humming shit like "I'm a mf'in BOSS" few months in or so
>hear things like that less and less frequently from them as time goes on
>eventually they look pretty miserable usually

This is a very common part of the human condition: schadenfreude. Almost every single person exhibits it, including me.

Love bump

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>>38606513
I had one 3 year relationship in which I was totally in love (normmmiee reee). It felt wonderful, like someone always has your back, is enchanted by your mere presence, feels your pain when you feel pain.

Then I figured out I was getting cucked and thus began my rapid descent into alcoholism. It's fun while it lasts but it'll come to an end like all things and robot-type personalities in general are the ones that will get fucked over and up.

it's a meme unless you somehow find the one in a million girl who will love you as much as you love her. otherwise, just devote your time to autistic hobbies and try not to think about it. trust me, I wish I had done this in the first place.

tfw my ass looks like this and im a guy

>>38606462
>implying I would be in that situation in the first place
>being a guyfriend to a girl
nope lol

>>38606462
Nah he'd hate it you stupid whore.

put on a shirt you whore

I want to break up with you and lay in an empty room and die

>>38606448
>put on a shirt you whore
literally 100% of the time this webm appears, this is the first comment or some variant.

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>bump

pls help, idk where else to go for this type of advice

I'm going through something similar now. I just got offered a full time 12.50 per hour job working somewhere i thought i would like. Ended up ghosting it and I'm back to square one. This is the second time in the past few months, and this job was definitely the best job offer I've ever gotten considering my limited experience and the fact ive walked off like almost all of my previous jobs. I cant' hold down a fucking job. Sorry for the rant. At least im lucky enough to have some inheritance money but i won't be able to live off that forever. I still live at home with my mom and (gf) and im 24. I wish I could help you more but maybe my story will make you feel better. It could always be worse. Don't be like me and pussy out, at least give it a try.

>>38606431
You might get used to it OP, just make sure to have a nice cup of coffee before you go to work to make you feel better.

>>38606430
go back to /pol/ you nazi

Hitler spent resources into all kinds of crazy bullshit like researching ancient magical alien tech or hiring scientists to recreate an extint type of bull for some reason. I don't see how he wouldn't be the type of nigga to build elaborate facilities to cook jews en masse.

>>38606430
gas chambers are cheap as fuck you retard, theyre just cement

>>38606403
wow you were a decent human what a extremely dark secret.

I always eat my cum.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqpnRGWg6GA

I love degrading woman.. Slapping, spanking, face fucking, name calling etc... I've been in bdsm relationships

https://youtu.be/URAqnM1PP5E

>>38606290
HHEHEHEHE HAYPY BIRHTSADH anuns

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>>38606290
We're all just sacks of meat, hurtling through time and space, on a course towards our expiry dates

>>38606290
Happy birthday. I hope it's as good as it can be

>>38606280
allow the traps pls its a part of r9k but fine with getting rid of the gay feels threads and the sissy cuckholding threads also not all non whites are normies

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>>38606280
Fuck off back to your safe space. Traps are welcome here.

>>38606280
>shitskins can't be robots

to the contrary, my white friend. we have it worse than you guys.

>>38606277
I feel ya.

It's even more painful when you have nothing to escape it.

>it's another anon can't sleep, eat or feel right episode

Just do drugs and listen to edgy music until you eventually lose everyone and everything you love and then OD and die just as miserably as you lived. That's my plan anyway.

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>>38606220
originalialydoodily

>>38606220
Fuck these "vlog animation" channels. They're just cunts who want people to gratify them though watching exaggerations of their "interesting" lives turned into bland cartoons. It's almost as bad as reality TV.

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pika pika CHUUUUUUOHHSeNPAI

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sure, there are lonely women, but not as many as men. It's a fact that women are more desired than men and that women find the majority of men below average, while men rate women on a bell curved shape.

>>38606178
>Most girls are sex deprived, lonely, and insecure. Only because girls are retarded animals. If you had any actual intelligence, you would see that your opportunities to not be deprived, lonely and insecure are million fold. guys don't care about your insecurities. stop being retarded is literally all you have to do to be happy. female privilege is being retarded and still having most of your kind finding happiness. astounding.

>>38606247
>oh and excuse the grammar
again, retarded.
R E T A R D E D
this is /r9k/ and not your honor's thesis
you don't get karma here attached to your quirky username.
there is no point in being concerned about trivial shit.

Just pretend you smoke so much weed you're kind of out of it most of the time. Kind of worked for me

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I'll post what I have, or until I get bored.

Let's start it off with one that we've all seen.

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>>38606199
A bit more obscure, but less relatable. Still gets those feels pumping.

Maybe she has an orc fetish. Really though what's going on with his nose? It looks like it was shaved down or something.

>>38606115
he is probably rich you faggot.

>>38606115
I wonder how much of your personality is permanently shaped by how people react to your looks. I wonder if me having a different face would have changed anything.

>that chad who pretended to date the Down's syndrome kids
>everyone thinks it's cute and praises him for being so nice

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>>38606016
Her eyes look like they're divorced

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>>38606268
Lol. Tell me do these eyes look like dubs