ITT: images that you relate to on a spiritual level.
newfags can't blankpost
Lighting the fire you think to yourself, "What the fuck have i become." However it is too late to save them from themselves.
can only say that this sends me back to a time when i was in love with people on tv
>I'm attracted to my only friend in every sense of the word.
Is it better to be alone than to be in this situation? I worry he knows.
It would make him feel flattered, happy, not only would it boost his confidence to know that his female friend was attracted to him but he would likely enjoy your company much more then. And then you could make moves on him in private and encourage him to do more with you. Just sometime say "I think you're really sexy.."
>>38611480
It would make him feel flattered, happy, not only would it boost his confidence to know that his female friend was attracted to him but he would likely enjoy your company much more then.
Anon that's the problem, I'm a guy.
>>38611457
Nothing matters in the end, that's why it matters now. If you get zero gay vibes from him then respect his boundaries and continue being a friend of his. It's not like he's going out with other guys and "Friendzoning" you. If he's not into guys you just have to accept that, but you should probably clue him in that you like guys eventually. Depends how close you guys are and if he's homophobic or not.
I'm sitting on the porch
Wind blowing through my hair
The ducks are frolicking in the pond
But I just can't seem to care
Life goes on around me
I don't participate
I go through all the motions
But what I really do is wait
I dream about the day
That you'll come home to me
Nothing else is important
Why can't people see?
I don't want to go out
I don't want to have fun
I don't want to do a thing
Until all is said & done
They took you in the summer
Now fall is almost finished
Winter will be here very soon
And then the year will have diminished
You have no idea how much I cry
I never let you know
It's so hard out here without you
But I'm not allowed to let it show
I must pretend all is fine
Everyone thinks all's okay
But what I never ever tell them
Is that I cry for you every day
>>38611402
Why sealpug.. why???
there's a sealpug shaped hole in my heart
>>38611506
of course you go tripfag. god you suck.
>>38611402
Wait a second, that's not sealpug. That's hoverpug!
>just lift bro, it works for me
look ma i made another manlet thread
hoo wee when will those manlets learn huh?
>>38611401
>tfw no cute manlet bf to spoil and be a mommy for
>>38611427
t. height starts with "5"
>she literally told me to pursue her
>I did all this cute shit like write her an ironic song and film a video of an entire audience telling her to go out with me
>oh was she ever so excited to get the attention
>finally ask her out
>NO
what has she done to you, anon?
Make me feel more isolated then ever before.
>>38611400
>she literally told me to pursue her
Shoulda turned around and walked the other way right then and there. Bitch is just playing with you.
>>38611414
Yup. I've heard about woman fuckery before but it never happened to me. Now that it has, I understand why robots hate womyn.
I wish I wasn't so addicted to weed. I need to save some to save my money and not run out but Jesus I'm trying to go to bed and my mind is just screaming at me for hours "just one more bowl, just smoke another one just smoke a little bit, just a few more hits" it's screaming at me so bad I can't even think or close my eyes (yes I'm really this addicted to weed)
I wish I had a girl to just hold me through these times
Wait till you need morphine to sleep at night you lil bitch
>addicted to weed
Ummmm no sweetie that's just called "having no willpower"
>>38611316
My addiction to pot is more real than heroin addicts I've met
can any christian anons pray and ask God what I'm supposed to be doing with my life?
I prayed but he said OP is a faggot so sorry man I can't help
I don't think you understand how praying/religions work
>>38611247
He won't answer if you sin
How does dis make you feel little black boi? Black women love white cock.
Black bois have a new role
Black bois will still have a place in our new society
>>38611203
Jdjdjdddjdn kind kid KS jd
JAKE PAUL THREAD
You guys are just a bunch of haters.
DAB DAB DABING ON YOU HATERS
STAY MAD THIS GUY IS MORE SUCCESSFULTHAN YOU
YOU'LL NEVER BE ANYTHING MORE THAN A NEET FATASS THAT STILL LIVES WITH HIS MOM
LMAO
DAB DAB DAB
lol youre really convinced this is a good way to bait people huh?
>>38611177
>this is Jake's wife
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHHA
Logan Paul is hotter.
Femanons were you molested before puberty?
Please respond. Someone had to be molested
>>38611132
Yes. When I was 6, my older sister who was 13 at the time molested me.
>>38611132
Yes, when I was 9 years old by a guy in his 30s.
Only attractive people have gf's and are succe-
>>38611127
Money + status.
I can get a woman too if i am willing to be a beta provider for some dumb cunt.
>>38611181
yup so there you go its possible. he even has 2 kids
I swear to god when I first saw him I was amazedby his uglinessand couldn't stop staring. I have never seen a 0.5/10 before.
>decide to meet other robots on the zeemaps
>finally feel like i will meet other people who are as weird as i am
>turns out im the weirdest one there
>some of them are legitimately scared of me
>feel even worse
anyone else have similar stories?
Just how weird are you?
I've spoken to 2 people on /r9k/ before. The first ghosted me after less then an hour. The second... well, I panicked and ghosted them out of my own fears after an hour of speaking as well.
Don't feel bad, OP. Most people on /r9k/ struggle to form bonds with each other.
>>38611103
i have come to terms with the fact that i cannot discuss the full extent of my weirdness in real life.
but here you go:
>savage prolonged bullying and isolation as a kid
>parents ignored me or tried to force me into doing things i didnt want to do, regularly humiliated and slapped me for things that i couldnt control
>killed small animals and started watching sadist pornography before i was 10
>was humilated and punished for showing sexual interest in girls
>moved countries three times during vital developmental stages, my ccent madde it impossible to fit in, so i have never had childhood friends
more to come
Anyone else /straightedge/
I can't stand normies who drink and smoke, it's pretty disgusting.
>inb4 triggered DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO Normies invade the thread
Yea. I get kinda bummed when I find out some artists I listen to do drugs. But when they don't they earn Respec points
My hatred of alcohol probably arose because of my alcoholic mother. I love her a lot, but it irritates me when I see her drunk. Her bitch like attitude and her constant babble wanting to start fights with my calm father makes me despise alcohol.
Lmfaoooooooo ur such a nerd vigin loser bro can't handle alcohol looooooooool.
I got an interesting story for you ok....
So usually I just lurk And I've been gettin along for awhile now.and then this crap shows up out of the blue on my local CL. Let's go back some years....
In 2013 I set out to find someone I met. She turned out to be my dream girl and I realized what a horrible mistake I had committed. In fact you should never commit this mistake ever in your life if you think you met "the one" and that's pass her up when you do meet him\her. I did it because I was broke, had no job, no car and lived in a room for rent. I didn't want to bring her down.
Anyways when I did go looking on CL missed connections, strange posts and things started happening. First it was the posts and eventually lost my mind over it in 2013-2014. I became paranoid, but then two strange things did absolutely happen for sure. The first thing was I got spied on by some girl. I was hella out of my mind when this happened, but I had my wits and luck with me still while I was talking to my friend at the nearby theater. She actually moved back and forth and looked at me. Then one night I go out for a walk back around the theatre pavilion to get my thoughts out and suddenly two guys in guy faux masks show up to follow me.and then the girl...
Shows up again. I head to Starbucks bathroom for sanity check. I know I'm not well, but I also know something else is wrong. At the end of the day, a few months later I got stabilized on some new meds and forget about it. I move to a new area and get better.
Except for that Dream Girl....
So once I settle down into my new place of living, I start looking for her again. I finally find her.... Except I'm crushed to find out she got married and got her dream job. Ok no sweat, but being me I had to go through the 5 stages of grief. I conatct her directly on FB, but she doesn't respond. Then I make some posts on CL in the area she lives. Things are normal, but then again...
>>Cont...
>>38610993
Type faster original faggot
This story is so gay it gave me AIDS.
I wanna hear more this is juicy
Holy shit what a difference
No wonder its called wageslavery.
>>38610991
Jul 22 was my day off btw
I miss being a NEET
>>38610991
oh no, you can't be a sedentary blob anymore, how horrible
>>38611029
>I miss being a NEET
What the hell do you work as? traveling merchant?