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>>38612050
You should have spent that money on games and anime subscriptions

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>>38612050
Has Asperger's , so basically claiming you had sex with 76 women on 4chan is one example of your delusional behavior.

>>38612050
Are you aware of super gonorrhea?

>tfw you need to set a goal to achieve it

>set goal in life
>it's the last thing you'll ever achieve

not having goals is still better than never reaching them

>>38611946
You aren't welcome here either, frogposter. I wish all of you faggots were banned.

>>38611965
Jeez,did you get touched by a frog as a kid? is that why you're so fucking aggressive?

>>38612020
Eat a bucket of fried rusty nails.

Mine started to recede a bit when I was 19. Promptly got on fin. 2 years in and I think it's been fine since but I'm not completely sure. If I actually we're to go bald I'd probably just an hero.

Shaved that shit since i was 19, nobody cares as long as you are not a skeleton with no jaw

>>38611851
36 here, my hair is still long and lustrous. Just wanted to share that with you.

He doesn't actually look that bad. A good diet and proper exercise and sleep and he'd be banging chicks left and right.

>>38611796
Probably not. His victim and persecution complex is huge

>>38611796
>he'd be banging chicks left and right

nope, i am a manlet, framelet a jawlet and a chinlet, no woman wants that regardless of physical fitness

>>38611996
that's because i have been the victim of bullying because of my genes, if normalfags were let to run wild they would hunt my kind for fun, there are countless examples for this in media like that british dudes who had his workmates lock him in a cage and set him on fire

the state no longer guarantees our basic rights like right to live or our safety so we should start taking the matter into our own hands

I'm not a robot but I love traveling. What do you want help with?

>>38611753
go 40 Kilometers North of your current position.

>>38611813
No, that would be fucking awful.

Plain janes are my bread and butter

I've only dated one though

>>38611748
Probably, girls like that often try harder to be interesting, and some of them develop better social skills than Staceys because they need to make an effort to actually understand how it works, rather than it coming to them naturally and unthinkingly.

I'd give her a shot.
i'm not super attractive but, i will make the attempt. most likely i'm too strange.

2 languages thought and sound, diff frequencies traveling at various speeds depending on the amount of hate we have for one another. Ima hatewhile loving timers.

>>38611683
Filename
Fuck off normie

i'm lifting weights and learning chinese, you know, because i have a lot of free time haha

A little thing called Borderline Personality Disorder

to make them feel valued and wanted

>>38611655
ask her you dumb cunt.

it's not
awerawerawe

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It might give you the sweet release of death

Don't dashboard instruments stop working there and then the pilots crash into the water cuz lolnonavigation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aIG2EJzE4o

I'm sorry Stacey but your penis is very masculine and for that reason I'm out

>unsheathes kotono

Y-you know too much

id recommend Stranger Things on netflix. Everyone i know that has seen it liked it so far.

The goonies if you haven't seen it yet.

>>38611644
ive already seen it though! originaly
any others

If I was good at programming as I am at shitposting I'd probably be a second zuckerberg by now.

If I was good at shitposting as I am at shitposting I'd probably be a shitposter by now.

>>38611597
If I was good at spotting a shitposter shitposting as I am at shitposting I'd probably be a shitposter by now.

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You will never guess what i put in the options field

You're a faggot and an idiot. Robots have never been about politics. You leftie faggots are pathetic and jealous of /pol/'s ability to shitpost so hard to be noticed my mainstream society

>>38612175
Probably a literal faggot like that one that claims /r9k/ supports lgbt and we have a "cherish tranny community" and the only reason we want the faggots out is "because we're from /pol/".

I don't want this board to succeed so you should go for normies instead

>>38611515
Fuck off you dumb slut. There are no fembots, you are not welcome here.

>>38611515
High/huge risk of being a pump and dump tbqh, sorry anonette
>come to swedistan and take my virginity pls