ONE THlNG
>>38617979
and it ends with suicide cause your wife cheated and your best friend killed himself
>>38617979
I DON'T KNOW WHY, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD I TRY
WELL I STILL LOVE THE GIRL FROM BENNINGTON
>Finish your Chicken Bake like a good Pikachu!
>>38617937
>TELL US WHAT YOU THINK
kek
She looks like a cute homely woman, definitely wouldn't mind a wife like that in the future desu.
Her son loved pokemons and eating at the mall.
So every day on the anniversary of his passing she takes his pikachu to get pizza
Any celibatefags in?
How do I stop thinking about sex 24 hours a day every day?
By having some.
>>38617931
That is not helpful at all.
>>38617910
Stop masterbating and looking at porn
I don't know how to describe this feeling,and don't meme me by missing the point and saying "But why don't you just transition?"but as a man, do you ever look at women on the Internet who are close to your age who have good style and are in possession of womanly assets and they just feel far and away more mature than you are?
Even if I check and a girl I see on the Internet is the same age as me, I unconsciously get this ridiculous sense from looking at her that she must be at least five years older than me, maybe ten, like an older-sister or MILF type in comparison to me, and then it hits me that I'm an adult, too. I'm hairy and can grow a beard and all but somehow I still don't feel like an adult, like I'm lacking some sort of attributes that should make me feel like a man, and I just look at this woman and try to imagine what it would feel like to be a woman my same age who has grown into having these mature physical features like boobs and legs and a butt that the opposite sex lusts over, and being used to the psychological aspect of being keenly aware of your appearance, maintaining and using it to attract/manipulate the opposite sex, and it's just hard to imagine, like it's a completely different world. I feel like as a man I've missed some parts of my development and I've just been left behind.
It has a lot to do with genetics anon, sometimes a guy inherits more from his mother then his father.
The whole stereotypical man at the end of the day is still just that, a stereotype.
If you have a penis you're a dude, no matter how feminine and under-developed you may be.
You know how a lot of guys like cute girls, but not hot girls? It applies to women too, they like cute guys, not hot guys.
>>38617906
No, I look at women and see nothing like that. They're just people. Like guys they can be great people or crazy and broken and so on.
Also that's just a typical inferiority complex you speak of I think. Lots of robots have that.
everyone my age is more mature than me
I'm 21 years old and starting my first semester of college next month and I'm terrified of how much of a manchild I'm going to be in comparison to even the 18 year olds and shit
What's your favourite old meme?
>>38617817
this one right here xDDD so funny
>>38617817
What is this I don't even
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3. ????
4. profit
>>38617817
WE'LL CARRYYYYY OOOOOOOOOOON WE WILLLL CAAAARRYYYYY OOOOONNN N
My dog licked my groin and now I have this lump. Do I have worms?
>>38617812
>MELANATED
what have you done nigga
>nigger
>beastiality
Yep it checks out. Kill yourself.
is it possible for me to get a korean gf if i learn korean and dress nice?
Coconut?
origigg
Why don't you just buy a mannequin if you like plastic so much?
I want to know the same thing, is there a chance for me to get a kgf like this?
How awesome is it to be white?
>>38617754
It's pretty funny to see Americans and Westerners in general be surprised that their majority demographic appears the most in everything.
>>38617754
I'm living in a white ethno state, feels p good. Minorities are still a problem tho, as is everywhere I suppose.
>tfw live in area with white minority
>tfw white
Not too good, at least they're mostly Mexicans who don't seem to want t cause me any trouble.
Learning Spanish so I can communicate with my neighbors.
Dear males:
Why are you like this?
Seems like a cool guy. I'd rub his chub.
>>38617706
> Dear India:
Why are your men like this
Correct version
>>38617706
This is probably how girls see me even though I'm not even remotely close to being this creepy. God I fucking hate myself.
Please let there be an opposite afterlife where I can ball this broad
>>38617682
HOw old is that girl, would you say?
>>38617696
dunno
her face and her ass are giving conflicting answers
There's something about gross white trash girls that is hot...
Who here fell for the /good boy/ meme?
>Do everything my teachers tell me, try to be a polite and engaged student
>Listen to my parents and never put myself in harms way or do anything that could cause trouble for them
>Respectful of other people and helpful
And what did I get in return? NOTHING. My teachers called me a goody two shoes behind my back, I ended up with no useful real world skills because I was never challenged enough in school to learn hard work, nobody likes me because I'm quiet and introverted, I can't get a job because everyone hates me on sight and now my parents bitch at me about not having moved out yet.
DON'T LISTEN TO THE NORMIES LIES
>>38617657
Biggest lie I've ever been fed
>>38617657
>DON'T LISTEN TO THE NORMIES LIES
I wish someone told me that when I was a kid. I wish my dad had a fucking spine rather than just encouraging whatever my mom said.
>>38617657
yeah. the worst is when you suddenly are hit with the realization you were lied.
Have we come to an agreement on what being a robot actually means?
People around here have been using the term much too liberally and frankly its getting out of hand.
Just because you are a virgin doesn't automatically make you a robot.
Robot doesn't really have a definition, its up to you to identify with the term
Anybody who claims to be able to define "robot" is just bullshitting
anybody who claims certain people can't be "robots" are probably fake robots, themselves, and deserve no respect or pity
I don't think I'm a robot, anyways, I'm too normie for that
>>38617526
>Just because you are a virgin doesn't automatically make you a robot.
True, but you cannot be a robot if you are not a virgin.
By extension, no women are robots.
>>38617587
>normies in charge of the definition of "robot"
No.
>>>/soc/
Allow me to start off with old friend "T".
> fuckface "T" is (slightly) socially inept, nobody really likes him
>only treated decently by me in class cuz I don't wanna be cruel
>tfw slowly becoming his only "friend" due to niceness
>invites me to his house, asks my number, calls me almost every fucking day to "hang out"
>lmao fuck off plz dude I don't even like you
>he doesn't notice
>or doesn't care
>goes on for over two years
>he starts showing his true (retard) form as time goes on
>steals 30 buckz from a girl who's in another class' jacket, gets caught
>buys big bag of tater chips, gets full after eating half and then throws the still-half-full bag into the woods
>did_you_just_waste_potato_chips.jpg
>he finally leaves with nice (but way too fuckin' weak-willed) mother back to shitty dad in shitty England
>don't hear from him for months
>finally happy with him gone
>T's mother suddenly sends us postcard apologizing deeply for something.
>lmao wat has retard boy done now?
>fuckface T had stolen two pairs of bras from my sister last time he was over at my house, had brought the fucking both of them with him to England (pic related)
>his mommy so embarrassed, has sent us back the bras in question along with apology chocolates and the letter in question
>lmao T, you're the worst and u don't deserve your sweet ol' mother
I left out a lot of minor shit he did, anyone else got a "friend" you hate but they don't know you do? (just fyi, I knew this fucktard T when I wuz about 14)
>>38617512
>his mommy so embarrassed, has sent us back the bras
Did you check the bras for cumstains?
>>38617555
Sweetie mommy of T mentioned in her letter that she'd washed them thoroughly. Don't know why she'd feel the need to do that unless...
>>38617512
>"friends" we secretly hate
>tfw I have no stories because I was always the friend who was secretly hated
>I just wanted people to like me
A guy at my work is definitely a 24 year old virgin and he creeps everyone out. Especially the female coworkers.
I need an idea to get him fired or make him quit.
Pic not related.
>>38617476
Why don't you fuck off and leave the guy alone, just because some roasties don't find him attractive doesn't mean he's creepy and deserves to be fired.
>>38617476
How exactly is he creeping everyone out?
>>38617476
Is that guy you?
What's everyone's opinion on tipping waiters or food service workers?
>tfw you live in eu so you don't have to tip everytime
Why can't employers in the United States just pay their employees a livable wage?
>>38617470
I always do. Fuck capitalism fuck white people