Today's my 20th birthday.
Give me advice.
dont act nigger rich with credit cards
Happy Birthday, Anonymous ! :3
Get rich.
Life is easy when you're rich.
do you have any actual interests? for me, it is fighter jets, black project aircraft, and ufos/aliens
>>39576600
Those aren't actual interests.
>>39576613
yes they are you damn normie
>>39576652
Then what isn't an actual interest?
Are penis reductions a thing? Mine is uncomfortably large. It's really hard to position, and always feels like it's flopping halfway down my leg no matter what. It's hard to find a comfy position to sleep in because it's so unwieldy.
>>39576555
Gtfo this board normalfag. Sage
>>39576555
Woe is OP
>>39576555
How big are you talking?
please get on im lonely.
tags:
r9k, r9komegle, 4chan, robot, ribbit, tsuyubestgirl
>>39576527
>please get on im lonely.
we can talk on here
>>39576539
IDK my therapist says I need to at least skype people when im feeling lonely and people who i give my skype to generally just perv
please?
oregano original oregano mints please
How often do you dress up as a girl?
Don't be embarrassed, every other guy does it or wants to do it too.
>>39576496
>How often do you dress up as a girl?
>
>Don't be embarrassed, every other guy does it or wants to do it too.- 0 post shown.
Dumb sissy white boi.
all the timennn
Hey just posting here just in case some boys who do like to dress like girls come in the thread.
23 year old neet, like smoking weed and watching reruns of that 70s show, in nyc looking for a gf.
Please like things, because I don't. Be into stuff that I can be interested in for you. You probably are though you like anime and all that other stuff.
Reply to me if you like the idea of hanging out in my room all day on my bed on your laptop while I'm on my pc and sometimes I come over and we snuggle and stuff.
Currently feeling some feels, send some depressing shit for me to listen to
>>39576482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgqiSBxvdws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wYNFfgrXTI
^I listened to this when my cat died. I cry every time.
>>39576544
>rick and morty
I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE REDDIT FAGS INVADING MY BOARD, LEAVE NOW
>>39576482
Literally anything by Red Hot Chilli Peppers
RHCP - Under the Bridge
https://youtu.be/GLvohMXgcBo
RHCP - Otherside
https://youtu.be/rn_YodiJO6k
RHCP - Scar Tissue
https://youtu.be/mzJj5-lubeM
Just a few I like.
Desktop thread
post your desktop and get laughed at.
I spent a lot of time cleaning mine and now it looks so nice.
>Drake
Failed normalfags not allowed.
>>39576452
>windows 10
>osu
>anime wallpaper
>battlenet
*Inhales*
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHSAHAHAHAHAH
>>39576452
That wallpaper is nice, can you post the orig pape?
Ask an ex kissless virgin neet who can now get casual sex whenever he wants anything.
How did you do it?
I've been a NEET for 13 years, I only leave the house to goto the gym.
I see lots of sexy girls at the gym and I'm /fit/, but I've never thought about doing anything about it because I'm a NEET.
>>39576411
well the obvious one:
how/what happened?
>>39576433
>>39576436
I started taking care of my skin, got a job at a deli (now making $18 an hour and helping manage the place), cut my autism hair, started going to the gym, my job requires me to talk to people so I gained a lot of people skills that way.
I lost my virginity in November of last year.
>opening day of baseball, junior league
>chronically unemployed dad insists on taking me to the opening day ceremony and game
>get up early and get ready 3 hours ahead of time, dad is awake in kitchen, sitting at table
>remind him for first time of when I have to be there and we have to pick up a teammate
>he reacts as if it is the 12th time I reminded him "I know, I KNOW!" in a high pitched tone. "hold your horses! Jesus fucking Christ! You're going nuts!"
>wait until 1 hour before I have to be there and remind him again. He "still has to wake up" and he's not washed, dressed, hasn't eaten.
>reacts the same way
>15 minutes before ceremony starts, he's still sitting there, not ready
>I say "we've gotta go! It starts in 15 minutes. We're gonna be late!"
>he responds with "you're not going to be late! Jesus fucking Christ! Would you just calm down?!"
>starts grabbing me and swinging at me and I run up the steps as he yells at me "calm down!"
>traps me in my room and knocks me to the ground and gets me on my back
>slobbering on me, smacking me, repeating "calm down! Calm DOWN!"
>told him to get off me and he said "not until you CALM DOWN!" as he punched me and was crushing my chest
>hot breath in my face, he landed a punch right at my left eye and stunned me and my head bounced off the floor
>he was seething and slobbering on me and said "you calmed down now?"
>I just laid there
>he got up a few minutes later
>It was past the time for the opening ceremony to start, missed the ceremony
>looked in the mirror and had black eye
>tried to cover with makeup from sister
>showed up just before game and made up excuse as to why we were late
>no one asked about my eye but I heard people saying things
>got asked about it in school when I got called to principal's office but said it was from a hockey game
>>39576404
>said it was from a hockey game
why?
>>39576430
So I wouldn't have the rest of my life pried into. Didn't want the humiliation on top of all the other humiliation I had already been suffering
>>39576404
>>39576404
>said it was from a hockey game
how about you just say your dad beat you and you make a change in your life?
Anyone else tired of these lame loser prison gay faggots? Like, if you actually are gay and want to fuck someone, cool. But then you get the prison gay ERPing losers who constantly shit up the place with cropped porn images. I understand you're such a failure you can't get a women, so you come here to LARP with other prison gays to jerk off. You need to fuck off and stop making legitimate gay people look bad. This whole broad hates us (real gay people who are upstanding citizens) because of you prison gay retards. When is this ERP fad going to fucking die already? I'll never understand the appeal of writing pointless long shitty paragraphs just to slightly cum more. Go read fucking doujin and piss off already. Prison gays are the cancer of this website. Please remember that prison gays are the majority making these ERPing or "sissy " threads.
rec any good megumin doujins?
>>39576316
Is that plush Kuchipatchi's cousin?
>>39576363
I saw a good one the other day
>all your ancestors were not virgins, so why are you one?
>>39576304
Modernity
My grandma was a virgin.
She never got married.
She adopted my dad.
>>39576582
shes not your real grandma you dumbfuck
Is she bullying me?
Also
>tfw no bully gf
What kind of fucking name is Andie? Is "she" a trap?
>>39576311
Who knows? I'd still suck her penis though.
>r9k is transported to the world of their favorite anime
>but they matter just as much there as they do here
Do you do it?
my 12y old brother knows a guy who watched some cheap romcom anime and is now is acting like he's an anime character. anime is ruining people's lives
>>39576355
Anime is escapism it keeps you away from reality, too much of that and you might not be able to function properly in real life
>>39576402
society is escapism you nerd, doesn't matter where you get your kicks from. you only have your own thoughts so who cares if your life is anime or whatever bullshit you fill your brain with
>be white
>live in a majority asian area
>r9k keeps telling me that I should be able to fuck any asian woman I want
>all my asian friends have bangin asian girlfriends
>one of them even has a pretty hot white wife
>no asian girl ever looks at me, much less wants to fuck me
wtf, why did you guys lie to me?
>>39576211
You fell for the meme, who'd have ever thought races for the most part stick to their kind.
>>39576301
>he fell for the people care about races meme
In this day and age no one gives a shit about petty matters like skin color. White and Asian women are open to dating practically anyone as long as they aren't social dead ends or have no future.
>>39576211
No there's seriously something wrong with you. Post a pic.
>Friend from highschool became MtF trans
>he's from our little redneck town in Literal-Whoville
>Constantly acting like he has to defend himself
>Always bringing it up and narcistically talking about how he has made this decision
>Ask him to join some of my other friends and I for dinner
>Two of my other friends are also Trans
>They are both subtle about how they represent themselves and don't make a big deal about it
>You wouldn't even know, or if you did, it wouldn't even matter. Matters of gender identity never even come up with them.
>Purposely invite them all to the same dinner
>Highschool friend starts in to his "I'm actually transitioning right now" and "Woe is me, I can feel people judging me" shit.
>My other friends realize what he's doing, "Wait. You realize that we are bother trans, as well. Right?"
>Highschool friend is awkward as fuck the rest of dinner. He's focused so much of his personality on how he is unique and "different" for making this decision, that he fuckin' collapses when he isn't the center of attention.
I feel like I finally understand the difference between someone who may actually be trans, and someone who's a fucking degenerate.
>>39576161
>having three trans friends
might as well just have thrown in that you're mentally ill as well
>3/4 transfags from the same tiny redneck highschool
how?
>>39576195
This
How do you know that many trannies in invite distance if you're from bumfuck nowhere