Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 1709. page

>>38624426
The clown signifies your level of opsec?

>>38624426
At least you're not twenty years down the line, doing very embarrassing shit to society in general.
Based parents. Use your own hardlined network next time, kiddo.

Why didnt you delet it

I'm trying to a get a better look at the outline of your dick.

>>38624387
>tfw ovulating and seeing a pic like this makes me forget how much I hate men for a second
Why did you have to do this OP?

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>tfw first pic i sent to a tinder gal
>shes been my gf for 2 years

Real redflags:
>Felix avatars
>Touhou avatar
>Posting chat logs in your bio
>4chan/thigh high knee socks/etc groups
>50 or more friends
>No anime avatar

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>doesn't like realistic space warfare

>>38624593
Nothing wrong with those bottom two. Now over 100 friends, that's a problem

>>38624336
>on grindr
It's not too late to rewdeem yourself.

gay men are probably the most shallow of all people.

>>38624555
what do i do mr.trips

>>38624306
you laugh until you realize they're doing funny exercises out of ignorance. they didn't choose to be born in a third world shithole just like you didn't choose to be born a beta bitchboy.

>>38624306
I miss head banging... I'm too old for it now, my neck can't take it.
Also it's not the same without the thicker longer hair I used to have.
The brain damage was fun though.

>>38624306
In all fairness, the guy starting it off seems pretty fit

>>38624117
desu this makes perfect sense

It's just more likely. My parents were both under 30.

>>38624117
So if I completely emptied my balls thru fapping, waited like two weeks for my balls to fill up, and then dumped my load in a woman, there would be a smaller chance of making an autismo cause my sperm would be new?

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Dispute territory with India

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Dispute territory with China

>>38624068
Now that summer is over, did anyone get anything good done?

OP
of course I make spelling errors.. grrr.

>>38624011
How has meditation helped cope with being a robot? What areas of your life have been improved?

I used to meditate around 4 to 5 years ago. Helped me with stress but I only did it regularly for about 3 weeks, really want to start again

OP
>gave up on my desire for a woman.
>depression is kept at bay
>anxiety is always at a minimum if I dont miss my meditation
>Ive become more loving towards strangers and myself
>More gentle
>feel compassion for people in bad situations when I used to not.

Normies are fuckign tards.

they would commit suicide if they went longer than a year without sex or relationships,

Nobody who isn't a faggy teenager losing their first "love" would say this.

All that happens when you have sex is that you realize your class of existential confusion can't be solved by a woman, and that the demons that keep your life in the state it is are more complex than philosophy, psychology, and politics have reached a consensus on or cure for.

The weltschmerz is neither caused by the absence of sex, nor cured by it.

it's almost as though the tree of knowledge is far from god's love

If you were smart you'd figure out exactly what it is that makes you unattractive to every woman and fix it.

God gave you free will. So you know your it's fault.

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>>38623962
This one is a bit too short imo, I try to always have my knees covered. But yeah, cargo shorts are comfy as fuck and lighter than jeans and other pants. Perfect for good weather.
>3DS
I'm currently losing weight so all my old clothes are a bit large for me now. That's why I'm always walking around with my shit inside a backpack, this way I can walk like I want without my pants dropping. Plus it feels better to carry weight on the back rather than in pockets.
dunno, probably just my autism

here's something else I wear as often as possible

>>38623962
cargo shorts are what normal people wear around here in summer, i don't get the hate
i don't actually put shit in t he pockets, they just look weird without them, i think

>>38625037
Its just stupid normalfag fashion conformity. I've never cared about someone wearing shorts & sandals unless its winter or something.

>>38623955
>I feel there was some sort of cultural shift that happened after that date
perhaps people became more godless

>>38624017
explain what you mean by cultural shift

>>38623955
the world ended
this is a new one

>wanting to be in a room full of autist
>grown """"""men"""""" playing shit tier video games

Wew, you really had me there.

>>38623828
Because I have a well paying job and slow reflexes despite my good health.

original

>>38623911
Not meant for you, elitist wagecuck

>anons
Fix'd

/a/ /v/ /co/ /tv/ /vp/
rarely /ck/ /an/ /fit/

>>38623782

/r9k/
/vg/ (halo only)

OP, if you don't visit those board ironically/to laugh at them, you should seriously consider ending it.

have fun with super aids

>>38623767
That picture is beautiful. There is nothing more pure than the hot second of an orgasm captured for eternity, along with a person awash in it.

>>38623925
This. Doesn't 1 in every 4 teen girl has a STD or some shit now. I can only imagine what's that like for adult woman in 2017