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thanks for the containment site, OP.
now i want all the females here to go there and fucking stay there forever, please

Why are you letting /r9k/ know about this board? Have a grudge against them Bebe?

>>38631013
You guys mention your boards here all the time when you make those lily/anisa false-flag threads.

The one time that I masturbated is significant, because usually I wank three to four times a day.

This thread can also serve as /NoFap general/

>>38630887
Holy shit guys how messed up are you guys? I often go for a week without the need to fap

All these things are possible because men are willing to pay for them, we need to exterminate weak men more than anything

>>38630854
>life can be on easy mode if you are a whore
The same is true for men. Appeal to a homosexual fan base and you can be set for life.

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>>38630854
What if you have morals and self respect?
That makes all of those options obsolete.
Easy mode maybe for females willing to do that to themselves but shy ones? Fuck are we going to do?

>>38630837
Holy shit OP. This is Chris-chan tier

>>38630977
He's basically chris chan. He has these god awful furry OC's that he draws for an overlooking story he plans to make. If this gets enough intrest, I'll describe the "plot."

>>38630837
Mmm... What shall we do then OP? Shall we flood the channel, or will we merely observe the creature?

just drop out you retard
why did you go in the first place

Just finish your degree and be done with it. It's just high school 2.0. Or you can see a therapist and try to make things better. Remember, if you don't make an effort, nothing will change.
The ONLY other pathway is to drop out, wagecuck (which is fucking atrocious), and still be unhappy and depressed. Good luck.

>>38630836
Im trying to get a degree man

>>38630803
what was the best part about thoss years? i was born in 97 so i dont remember things in much detail. i wish social media wasnt a thing though

>>38630803
>just moved to california
>starting college
>car
>job
>gf
>my own place
>friends
>vidya
I wish I could go back to 2006.

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>>38630803
gif related
origianl

>>38630727
How is your self esteem so low yet high enough to send retarded messages

>>38630727

>pure, unadulterated, severely crippling autism.

What goes through your mind when you type this out and decide to send it?

Are you that same ginger idiot from yesterday ?

>>38630703
I mainly only come here to feel better about my own life by reading other people's failures. Also I like to brag about my life to strangers on the internet because I have no friends, but even still my life is still way better than most of the people on this board.

>>38630703
I think it's kind of natural to remember negative stuff more vividly than the positive, and when we only experience those things and keep them in our memory, it sort of eats away at one's psyche, causing us only to expect those events to "protect" us.
On top of that, this board in general tends to have self-esteem and confidence problems. I firmly believe most everyone here could improve their lives substantially if they gave it another shot, and got the help they needed.

The problems come with how asking for help is kind of looked down on. If you look for help as an "adult" then people tend to treat you with disdain, not remembering they themselves have had to fail and get help a few times with something before succeeding.

If people stopped putting so much stock into the memes we regurgitate on this site, and stopped parading a NEET lifestyle as one of comfort, you'd see people's attitudes on this site skyrocket.

I believe that the vast majority of posts here are merely semi normal people pretending to have an awful life.

>>38630691
How was your day robot?

>>38630712
hung out with my cousin and did some drugs. Pretty decent day

What about you ?

also feeling down desu. my life, work, and the world are all going to utter shit. currently drinking ok cheap lager, really shitty cheap rum, and some mid shelf wine and rye whiskey

>>38630667
She knew what to expect by raising a retard to adulthood.

>>38630667
If you really did then this thread serves as admission of your crime of at least assault, possibly attempted murder depending on how bad. I think the mods should be informed of this

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>>38630742
OP never said it was non-consensual.

Nothing wrong with enjoying it, if he was being a complete fucking asswipe.

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>>38630658
>I don't like how good it felt
>Is there something wrong with me?

It happens when you're a dude and you tell the world that you're the alpha around.

Now go and make him a cuck.

>>38630658
Yes, being that agressive is not normal

/b/ is the dumbest board by far

>>38630612
Fuck off ironical faggot. It's so popular and annoying nowadays.

>>38630612
/b/, /cgl/, or /soc/. Although /g/ is definitely the most easily baited.

Me

and I have no friends in real life

MMORPGs.

I still play games with people I played MMORPGs with upwards of 15 years ago.

Of course many of them have disappeared over the years to pursue normie lives, a decent amount of them are still around.

I have no real internet friends, just two or three in real life. I really wanted to make some online friends, since the RL ones don't share the same interests. I'm trying to build a friendship over the Internet for 5+ years.

Life sucks.

Stop doing things women don't like

>>38630501
LMFAO toastie toasties btfo

>>38630501
>it's a good thing when robots start dieting
>MOM WHY DONT YOU BUY COOKIES ANYMORE????

everything is about consent.

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>Anyone get turned on by this?
Nah senpai.

kys fucking cuck

>>38630536
I SAID F-A-M

WTF IS THIS SENPAI BULLSHIT