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I wouldn't not marry a paraplegic girl purely because she's paraplegic

I'd love it

I have no drive, hobbies or desire to leave the house, her condition would be a great excuse to lay in bed all day.

dumb bitch the wheelchair doesn't go in onsen

how you gonna roll when it's rusted

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>>38631692
That is a cute voice OP. I'd rather have that than my current weirdly deep yet autistic tone.

>>38631753
I have decided to only speak through vocaroo from now on in this thread. I will post with this name though to make it less confusing.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZFhsNe7P1w

what microphone do you guys use

I'm a poorfag and I don't own one

>>38631674
No, it's fine. People use green meme arrows all the time.

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>>38631707
That was too concise and genuine, this is bait.
It's such a convenient structure for quick narratives but I don't wanna be made fun of...

>>38631674
no. you are a literal faggot if you use them outside any of the chans. bottom line

>>38631640
Depends, where is the date? You didn't give very much info.

Dress accordingly. Shower and comb your hair, try to relax, even if it means using abbot of alcohol/cigarettes (brush after)

Don't expect her to actually show up unless she really has an interest in you. It sounds really forced. Unless she already enthusiastically agreed to go then good luck. Make sure to smile a lot and don't look depressed as fuck.

>>38631640
You go on the date I suppose.

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>>38631621
>controller

what the fuck did you expect from someone who's still into vidya at the age of 29 and hasn't switched to PC yet? does he own a portable and unnironicaly play in public too?

jesus tapdacing christ on a bike

>>38631621
I'm a girl btw
Teehee
Oregon

>>38631621
>would rage like Winston at video games
Fixed it for you

In his mind he's won, man-child or not he got that somethin' somethin' he wanted from you, even if it was sub-par.

>>38631554
The "red pill" is actually another blue pill. It's questionable whether it is as bad as the regular blue pill. "Red pilled" males think they know how the game works so they "trick" women into finding them more desirable. When in reality they spend thousands of hours and even more dollars to be able to pick up 6/10 females.
Typical red pilled person
>"Guys I finally made it. I'm going to share my success in this thread so you fellow red pillers learn how to be alpha like me.

I started going to the gym two years ago, bought supplements stopped eating what I like. Bought numerous self-help books and practiced talking in the mirror. I bought new clothes, dyed my hair, leased an expensive car. And yesterday it happened. I offered to buy this cute girl dinner and she let me fuck her after.

TL;DR hit the gym change your (life/)style, practice talking and you'll get laid

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>>38631554
>the red pill is to do with sexuality or SJW/alt-right politics

>>38632053
>He fell for the exercise jew
>He fell for the supplement jew
>He fell for the lease jew
>He fell for the impressing roasties jew

>>38631477
stop watching anime
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>>38631477
Remind yourself that women are inferior and you should be the one cucking them and not the other way around.

Same way you get over any fetish: jack off to it as much as possible so you get tired of it and it's no longer sexy to you. That's what I did. I developed an NTR fetish a few years ago and for a while it got my harder than anything, came super hard to any NTR doujins I read. I binged on it about a year ago and it hasn't really appealed to me since. I don't even feel the slightest temptation to look at the stuff anymore.

Then again, I've been fapping to futanari and lolicon for over half my life at this point and I'm still not sick of either. So maybe it just depends on how deeply rooted it is in your sexuality.

>>38631435
we men barely have standards, while women, have pretty strict standards.

Blame yourself, fatty. You'd fuck anything, even that disgusting blob you call a "female gamer"

>>38631483
>him having bare minimum standards is part of the reason

If he had strict standards/confidence he'd be worse off.

>>38631430
just toss some fruits into your diet. would give you something to deal with sugar cravings

>>38631430
Yeah, a bullet.

>>38631430
Also, this is like the worst possible diet for losing just fat. You'll be destroying your muscle at an equal rate and end up weak and skinnyfat.

Go keto, nerd.

By not eating. By replacing food intake with alcohol intake. You'll be heroin-thin like me in no time.

>>38631416
You don't have to quit cold turkey if you don't want to, but cut down on how much you drink. Start with a small amount, then move up to only drinking once or twice a week, if that.

A lot of people forget that when you cut one thing from your life, it's beneficial to add another. Find another hobby or activity to do in place of drinking and you won't even think of it anymore. If you want to lose weight specifically, that thing could also be exercise! Look up a regimen online and start working towards it. If not that, then start taking walks or jogging regularly. I wish you luck!

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>>38631494

But I don't want to stop drinking MR!

I never fell in love but I would always find a girl in my class to obsess over for no other reason than I have a strange need for a "that girl".

Now that I'm not in school anymore there's nothing.

>>38631437
What do you mean by "that girl"? Do you like talk to her?

Fell in love with a girl in my class at uni.
Spent a magical semester together and then at the end she just ghosted me.
Shattered my world and to her it was nothing. She misled me the whole time just so she could have a study buddy and someone to go to special events with so she wouldn't have to be alone for an hour.
Fell into a big depression, totally lost the will to live, litrally almost died. Ended up dropping out.
The recovery process involved burning away all ability to feel sentimental or romantic feelings. She basically stole my soul. Can't even form friendships anymore because I don't care about anything and never want to let anyone close to me again because I know they'll just end up hurting me.

Talk to your employer and ask for more hours or something. Or tell your parents that you're trying to go full-time.

>>38631398
Are you american? Because your post looks like one.

>>38631398
You are 18. Time to fly or die son.

are you gonna make fries or chicken?

I have a dedicated fryer. I make tendies and cheese sticks. I bought some spicy marinara sauce the other day, so it's been good times all around

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>come home
>pour a big glass of oil
>yum yum

>>38631357
to garner sympathy i.e social capital which is the driving force behind everything wimminz do

grief =/= love

>>38631357
Normies are incapable of love, it's all just fake hyped up bullshit.
If you love somebody and they ie you naturally feel suicidal, distant, alone, and potentially psychotic.
You don't want to go have a party where you cry at after getting dressed.
Fuck no.

>>38631340
Why do you need anyone even close to a 9/10? I've been told i'm a solid 6/10 and i'd be more than happy with a 3 or 4. I don't care as long as they aren't fat fucking pigs because they're actually in control of that.

>>38631365
/soc/ rated me between 5 and 7 so I know I'm around a 4/10, thus I could only date 4's and below if I knew how to interact with women.
It just sucks to know I'll never be with a beautiful girl

>>38631393
Why does it even matter? If you're in it for looks then sex is all it counts for, so go fuck some whores, then find a 4/10 gf.
Plus, I had a TWO really hot girls get really interested in me in high school, but I was too much of a sperg to do anything. I lifted hard for 2 years until all the girls thought I was hot, and then wasted all that effort by being too autistic. One girl even put her hand on my dick through my pants and I thought of an excuse to leave. I even ate her out. But I was too nervous to do anything else. Only kissed her once, only kiss I had and it was a quick little peck, I wouldn't even count it for anything.
But enough about me. My point is, you wouldn't be able to do SHIT even if a hot girl was all over you. You don't have what normies call "game." Game doesn't necessarily mean you're a player, it just means you're able to play the "game" of flirting with girls and eventually escalating to sexy talk. If either of us tried, we'd sound like creepy retards. It takes practice, and the best place to start it with a girl that
1. doesn't intimidate you
2. you've gotten to know and trust

You can do it. So can I, but I'm too lazy and I prefer to just fap to hentai anyway.