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>>38632527
Everybody always brings her up, and every time it gets refuted by thr fact that she was just tired of saving herself for the office chad.

its funny how hundreds of robots make it to her age as a virgin but when one roastie lasts that long she kills herself.

I relate to her a lot for her self-deprecating humor. Better to hurt yourself before anyone else can do it to you. I will probably perform suicide as well, only privately and maybe with a goodbye joke too.

>>38632390
That's called taking a shit, desu

>>38632390
>no boipuss to fuck

>>38632390
by boipussy you mean, hairy, sweaty, brown, asshole, right?

https://youtu.be/XV7yd-6k3Bs

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https://youtu.be/c1npX5-CP0A

>>38632314
I tried to make this the other day. It never got that nice red color and the broth I got was already salted so the soup tasted like nothing but salt.

Stirfry
>seer meat
>toss in veggies
>toss in a wok on high
>add choice of sauce/spices
>add to plate with a side of 90s microwave rice.
Wa wee, it's done.

>>38632314
I do burritos and tacos

>>38632277
You were very busy checking that double

>>38632277

Choke yourself with your belt. Go to hospital and say you tried to kill yourself earlier. Get locked up, get released. Show paperwork to work and say you couldn't call in cause you were locked up. Your welcome.

Gotta be an emergency. No one's gonna believe if you're sick and couldn't call them

All those except ugly.

>ugly
>manlet
>balding
>chinlet
>sightlet
>dicklet
>kissless hugless thankless virgin

>>38632388
You should have written "hairlet"

>>38632142
That dog's face
>I'm... I'm okay with this

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>>38632142
but then she turns around

>>38632170
still looks cute to me man. maybe your standards are too high

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Two over two
2/2

Please no. I can't stand these threads. Post gore, post child porn, but not these poor kids sitting alone at their own birthday parties.

>>38632171
Go away FBI.
I have an original comment I want to post

>>38632070
Just cuddle with her instead. Lay down and have her curl in a ball into your chest while you hold her and stroke her hair.

>>38632070
>girlfriend
>capable of having sex
Normies get OUTTT

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>>38632070
She's "asexual" because she don't want to lose virginity to you. Sorry pal.

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>>38632041
Ghetto culture in general is cancer

>>38632041
I still find ghetto memes funny in an ironic way

>>38632041
I want facebook to get cancer

It was a bloxpost you dumb dummy!

>>38631995
what do you mean?

that i opened same thread before? there are tons of thread like that

next time i will open a BRAAP thread. seems like they are recognized as high content

>>38632043
Oh you poor dumb bastard, you don't know how the board works yet! Don't worry, you'll figure it out eventually!

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>>38631959
They don't think/act on their behalf, it's always based on what other girls say/think or how'd they react if certain event would occur
Because of this a woman can end an long term relantionship and still say "i've never loved you". it's true, she never loved you because she chose you with social status in mind, not personal preferences or love.

TL;DR women are lying wastes of skin that should never be taken seriously

also Sun Ken Rock is top tier mango, good taste.

>>38631959
fuck um, care for them, love them but for gods sake dont get into a legally binding relationship with them

>love dies anon...its simply a truth of the universe

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I really think they might be psychopaths

>>38631889
>Preferably none-racist
Why are you on this site nigger?

>>38631889
Where are you from my guy

>>38631889
Discord is cancer.
Go fuck yourself.

Normal faggot.

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I'm just going to post this good oldie in here. Usually needed.

>>38631807
>claims to be raped

if she had been raped, thinking of it would bring her on the edge of total collapse

it took me a decade to come to conclusion without irrationality for mine

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Women love getting raped, it is in their nature

lt just is.

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ITT: Albums women will never understand

>>38631743
>What the fuck is this music?
Good shit, it's like the apex of melancholy.

I thought everyone had different sets of music they listen to depending on context/mood?