Baka! Baka!
Silly Onii-chan!
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>>38633762
Go away child molseter.
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>>38633840
No, l'm here to stay.
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>>38633840
Why are there so many paydo thread baiters today?
It's just the touhou project. That's a fairy. Alot of the characters of touhou are like a thousand years old.
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Are robots smart enough to know that race is not a social construct?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAAbDzJhoD8
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>>38633758
>Are robots smart enough
Forensics and anthropology.
and Forensics anthropology.
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>race is a social construct
there's a reason why pol exist
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>>38633758
Second one looks like ape, as usual.
>>38633846
Genetic engineering reporting in.
Nekos welcome.
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>first day at work
>long time patient dies
w-was it me
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Why didn't you smile and say "Hi"? That would have kept them going for a little while longer but the despair from being ignored caved in their will to live.
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>>38633753
>first day at work
>building catches fire
it was me
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>first day at work
>accidentally fart on receptionist
Haha oops
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>tfw honestly think a spider laid eggs in my ear last night
how do i handle this?
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Don't worry robot, spiderbro is hear for you now
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>>38633731
Do you think you're funny, well Ill have you know you're not
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>>38633776
This. Don't ever try and crack jokes again
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Can you swallow this? 2017-07-26 09:59:26 Post No.38633713
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Will you accept the cards that nature dealt to you and become a fag?
It's all about Jawline, and cheekbones and height.
You can stick that PUA bullshit up your ass and cum
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Stop raiding us, /lgbt/.
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>>38633713
Stop trying to convert lonely people into faggots you faggots it's the most desperate thing in existence.
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>try convert everyone into being a faggot
>be surprised when people want to hang you
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who /raised by narcissistic mom/ here? its almost 4am and if i dont type this shit out i will throw myself out the window
>grew up believing my oldest brother was the devil for constantly getting into screaming matches with her, i would say and do the meanest shit to him in defense of her
>very recently realized out that my brother never did anything wrong, in fact she would always start shit and then beat him to the phone to bitch and cry to my dad about how terrible of a son he is (he was always out on business trips)
>mom and dad had a cold relationship (she was a LITERAL stacy, dad is a non-neurotic normal tech manager), middle brother got the whole middle sibling treatment of no attention positive or negative, so i was literally the only person in her family she could talk to about her """"""stress"""""
>my whole fucking childhood i spent doing emotional gymnastics and shaping my psyche around being her prepubescent shoulder to cry on
>ive had major depression since i was in 5th grade but had no idea why because my family was fairly well off financially (yes ive thought about things in financial terms since i was a very little kid, probably had to do with the whole "bending over backward for mom" thing), always been an outcast but never been physically bullied
>i am painfully plastic around people and cannot fit into social settings even though im apparently just the funniest fucking guy around
>literally cant even interact with women on any level deeper than "hi how are ya"
>tfw all at once realizing all the time ive squandered in autistic paralysis, all the years of damage i've done to friends and family, the absolute state of my psyche that im too autistic to talk to anyone IRL about
>that creeping feeling of not feeling like an actual person, just some shoddily taped together personality squished into a tiny transparent coffin, with the constant vivid sensation of pic related
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Fuck anon, I'm sorry to hear that. I think my mom has narcissistic tendencies and I can identify with some of these (real shit at social interaction). I think the worst is feeling like I have to be her personal counselor. I just wanna be left the fuck alone.
You still live with her or the shit just really got to ya?
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Everyone's parents are their burden.
How old are you? It seems like you've given this a lot of thought. Having a heart to heart conversation with your mom and dad separately and telling them what you just typed might give you some closure.
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>>38633760
Bout to go to uni. I suppose its better to realize this at 18 than at 48. I just realized i literally wont function under these mental conditions in the real world for very long, just like you couldnt work for long if you had a slipped disc and never went to a doctor. But crippling autism and being poor have prevented me seeing a therapist so idk.
>>38633760
Ive talked with my brothers and my long time family friend (third brother basically) about this recently and it helped a lot, but i still cant get over this social retardation. That family friend is my only IRL friend and hes 7 fucking years older than I and hes gonna move for work soon.
My motto that ive lived by my whole life has amounted to "it probably cant get any shittier than this so just keep pretending to be a functional human and youll be fine" and its worked so far even when i keep getting proven wrong. But its not a good long term solution
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>forced to share a bed with older sister because staying in hotel room
>if she sleeps facing me her tits are in my face
>if she sleeps with her back to me my dick gets nestled between her ass cheeks
FUUUCK why must life be suffering just kill me now
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Gotta sleep facing away from each other, ass to ass
Try not to fart on each other now
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Face away from her you retard
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Sleep with your back to her.
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I'm addicted to iced water. It's so refreshing, I can't get enough.
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>>38633620
thats very healthy addiction
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Ewww, water drinker
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Euro here. How much would it cost to pay a Czech or Polish whore to be your lewd ASMR girlfriend for one night, who provides cuddles and whispering into your ear?
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LID erally just buy an escort that does fetishes and say you have a sound fetish.
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>>38633618
Giv taylor gf
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ewww lmoa
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Hi /r9k/ it is currently 5:47 and i have spent the last 3 and a half hours masturbating
Recommend me a good movie to watch. Doesnt matter what kind of movie. Kids movies, romance, comedy, action, i dont really care. I just want something to do other than masturbating since i accidentally pulled an all nighter due to masturbation
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>>38633616
so far im thinking either Austin Powers or The Lego Movie
I know theyre gay picks but i watched austin powers as a kid and i heard the theme music today at work and it made me want to watch it, and i think the lego movie is just good.
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Watch 'Aguirre, The Wrath of God' friendo
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>>38633616
Kingsman: The Secret Service
It's a funny action spy movie.
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/warzone/ -Jake Paul General 2017-07-26 09:45:52 Post No.38633576
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why do we hate him again?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je1RjhoVvyk
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>>38633576
Only lifeless virgins hate him. He's the most based chad in the world
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Team 10 it's always lit the torch of western civilization 1488
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Pic related grabs you by your throat and lifts you in the air
>what did you say little white boi?
>you want this bbc rammed in your boi pussy or something?
how do you respond to his obviously superior 11/10 tyrone?
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I suddenly disappear, Tryone is left clutching at the air
*teleport behind him*
"Heh, nothing personnel, kid"
*Unsheath katana and unleash my kazejutsu*
Tyrone is turned into a fine red mist.
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i-it's not like I want you to rape me, tyrone-s-san
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>6'3"
>120kg
If he can lift me up with one hand then that nigger can have whatever he wants
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ITT: things normies do that bother you 2017-07-26 09:44:37 Post No.38633563
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ITT: things normies do that bother you
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>make thread appealing to mental illness support but literally is only doing it for attention, and looks down their nose at anybody who isnt high functioning.
>that group of dudes at EVERY workplace ever that only talk about game of thrones and vape shit
>steal literally everything we found first kicking us out oof it and claiming it as their own.
>WHEN NORMIES USE THE WORD NORMIE AND SHARE DEPRESSION MEMES THAT THEY DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND TO TRY TO SEEM COOL AND HIP WITH THE NEW MEMES THAT JJUST SPREAD TO FACEBOOK....
literally die all of you
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>>38633563
>ITT: things normies do that bother you
Talk.
They never stop fucking talking.
It's exhausting.
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>>38633563
>why don't you have a gf anon
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>>38633563
>normies that use spotify every day but only listens to the "Top list" and other flavour of the month music.
Fucking hate this so much. I always use music as an ice breaker when I'm getting to know new people. And normies have the most dull, boring music taste in the world.
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Where's the best place to meet a Virgin female aged 18-21 who wants to get married?
I'm 25 btw
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You fantasy would be a good place to start.
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Church activity groups
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>>38633534
I believe most Mormon women are married around 21, after they go on a mission.
Any fundamentalist religious community would be a good bet. Muslim, Christian, Hindu, etc.
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Do you get caught in these awful loops, robots?
>6:00 AM, up all night
>Get sudden urge to clean my room, work out, do all this bullshit
>Work myself up for like an hour to get it all done
>Get tired as fuck, tell myself I'll do it all when I wake up
>Wake up, wallow in my filth, smoke cigarettes and repeat
I'm getting sick of this day to day bullshit but at the same time I cannot find the drive to do anything productive.
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>>38633506
Start by forcing yourself to stay awake for the whole day and setting yourself for long term objective goals. I've been like that for 2 years. Felt like my life was just a dream where I'm waiting to die. It doesn't stop unless you force yourself to stop it.
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>>38633581
That's some good advice, actually, and the part about it feeling like a dream was spot-on. I guess it's just kickstarting that drive.
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If your sleeping cycle is fucked up, don't go to bed at 6 am. Stay up and go to sleep at 9 pm or something like that so you wake up at 7 am or some other reasonable time. My sleeping cycle gets regularly fucked up and I feel super depressed when I wake up late in the afternoon and literally see no sunlight for a whole day.