>tfw you are the creepy uncle
>>38640510
>tfw you are the cousin who shows up alone and doesn't talk to anyone
>>38640510
>tfw you're the nephew that keeps getting molested
>tfw only child
>tfw you will never be an uncle
>Donald Trump bans trans women from the military
>but leaves cis women and men
Explain how the fuck this makes any sense!! How is it fair? It sounds like he just wanted an excuse to be a bigot.
>>38640490
trannies are mentally ill and have high suicide rates.
>It's not fair that I'm not allowed to kill myself over stupid bullshit in the military
>>38640508
>>38640511
>cisgenders are all 100% normal and don't have any problems at all
>pull back foreskin while peeing
>pubic hair gets stuck between glans and foreskin
>>38640484
How long are your fucking pubes dude?
>>38640484
>trim pubes
>problem solved
>>38640547
It itches man
Women ought to come with a detailed history.
Like used cars these days.
That way, at least you know what you are getting.
I dont know why the MGTOW red pill are not popular in 4chan
Some women will say they can ride the cock carousel and still be a good mate.
>Dear Nice Guy, I Wasn’t Ready For You Before — But I Am Now
>I don’t know you yet but I’m so ready to date you. Seriously, I am.
>For a long time, I dated bad boys. Yes, I was that girl you blame for always coming in last.
>I guess I dated bad boys because, somehow, I liked their unavailability, sexy sideways glances, and late-night calls. I fed off the chase and mystery they provided me. I saw them as a challenge that I always happily accepted. Let me tell you, I’ve dated so many jerks throughout the years. A lot of times, I ended up being disappointed with how it ended with them, and wondered why I always had such blind optimism about these guys I clearly knew were jerks to begin with.
>But to be honest, I don’t regret any of it now.
>With all that being said, I’m ready to date a Nice Guy. I’ve learned all the lessons I need to learn from bad boys.
http://thoughtcatalog.com/isabel-chalmers/2014/04/dear-nice-guy-i-wasnt-ready-for-you-before-but-i-am-now/
>>38640363
>>>>/r9k/
Do you listen to Bladee?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8BYL-vHZxo
It's fucking magical.
>>38640336
now imagine literally any of his songs but without him abusing the autotune and distortion.
yes. god tier.
When did nigger noise become so popular? Fucking disgusting.
>a 14yo girl weating thongs
america is a degenerate country i swear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_V1vd0037Y
that's one of the reasons why I'm never going to visit the us
>>38640261
*eyeroll at wearing sneakers with a bikini*
>>38640501
I'm sure you're mr. fashionable yourself there, buddy
Any 20+ bIack virgins around?
>>38640233
No but 20+ white virgin here.
>>38640233
yes but by choice
>>38640233
does half-black count?
>well over 600 matches on tinder
>occasionally match with a turbo qt
>swiped 8000 girls on bumble
>eight fucking thousand
>10 matches
>all ugly
What gives?
>>38640135
Bumble a shit
>lets be different and let ladies go first
>like literally everywhere else
>eventually get a match
>girl doesn't say anything
>>38640135
LaDonna was waiting for you, anon, you could eat bananas together
>>38640135
the algotythm fuckes you if you only swipe yes
Why don't you dip?
What's the recreational value? Just seems gross.
>mouth cancer
I'll stick with lung cancer tyvm
>>38640054
I've been dipping lately. The first few times were tough, but it's quite nice now, unless I try to drink alcohol with it.
I'm talking about Asian girls that come directly from their country, that don't talk english that good
there's a cute Chinese girl that I met, she doesn't talk that good english but very friendly, the problem is that they are very shy and have huge barrier between them and guys.
how to break that barrier and get into pantiesI hope I lose my V card to this Chinese semendemonshe looks like pic related
>>38640023
Tongue first? Idk
>>38640023
It sounds to me like you're getting your hopes up for something that's not gonna happen
>>38640023
She could just acting coy to trick you into spending money on her
ITT: we act like r9k except we are in the star trek universe
Holy shit r9k I live in the federation and they found out I am genetically modified what do I do holy crap they are coming for me any ideas? I plan on getting a qt klingon in the Klingon empire, any tips?
>>38639981
I swear to god fuck living in the federation its full of normies oh shit. Are there any anons who think that joining the Klingon Defense Forces is a good idea?
>>38639981
bumpo for the threado because I do not want to see it die.
>>38639981
q did nuffin wrong
>tfw you've gotten so underweight you havent had your period in months
>tfw no bf to feed you and make you normal weight again
yeah consider eating before you die
>>38639947
Try to eat food next time
>>38639947
is that how it works? how does that work?
Why do so many men kill themselves?
Why does nobody care that the statistics for suicide literally tell us that many more men take their own lives than women?
Why is nothing being done?
He talked about his internal struggles for years. Towards the end he hid it like a champ. He was waiting for the time to do it. Three days before he sent a text message to a friend and told that person that he wanted to curl up into a ball and die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsqKH_VIrng
reeeeeeeee i want to be famous and dead
John podesta jr was murdered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DluffFWv740
What's up Jake Paulers
the first step to greatness is fitness
jake paul is actually pretty entertaining
Watching that was like eating shit
>>38641108
that's the thing... he is an annoying self righteous fuck boy yet i always find myself clicking on his videos and being entertained.
Which historical figure are you most similar to?
>http://www.celebritytypes.com/villain/test.php?
Bumping so the thread won't die before I get my result.
>>38639861
>Extroverted
Fuck off normalfag.
>>38639861
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