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I am a straight white male, the most privileged group in society, according to conventional sociology. However, my life sucks ass.

>22 khv
>no friends
>aspergers
>live with parents
>no car, afraid of driving
>dropped out of uni to autism
>terrible work history made up of entirely volunteer work because no one wants to employ an autist
>no future

If my privilege fades, my life will become even worse. Why, therefore, should I contribute to the process of erasing my privilege, if my life will be even worse without the apparent benefits I receive?

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Name a better dessert combo than chocolate cake and vanilla ice cream.

Go ahead, I'll wait.

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im 19yo and i have one year to lost my v card and not kill myself at the age of 20

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Post your rare Chads

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Don't you know love is extremely painful for 99% of people? You guys complain about being rejected like it's just you but virtually EVERYONE gets rejected.

You'd think this meme would be obvious after all the songs/movies/books that have been written about it. But no, robots just have to be special little snowflakes.

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Papules aren't harmful.

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Is Super Ration Type-K

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I wonder if 4chan will have an /old/ board for the elderly once millennials become 70+. Imagine trying to make a thread here when the board is like 50% old senile people shitposting.

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>neet
>KHHV
>no friends

but atleast im not brazilian

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>Women are unironically wonderful. They only seem cruel if you are unwanted. In particular they're gentle, kind and loving and will put up with just about anything (cheating or even violence) from a man they love.
>To follow on, women's failings mainly revolve around them being too gullible, naive and altruistic for their own good.
>Most of the problems with modern western women are problems of men's own making: Men started the retarded ideology called liberalism, men encouraged women to pursue hedonistic indulgence and so on.
>MRA/MGTOW is just male feminism, i.e. it's just as retarded and based on false premises.
>Tattoos can be attractive.

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Racism isn't attractive, boys

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Post your dogs /r9k/

This is my buddy Astro. He's a standard poodle.


Also how do I get him to stop pissing every time he's excited even if I come home and pet him he starts pissing.

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> Be 15 years old with no friends.
> I can socialize and communicate fine I just choose not to.
> Being alone gets boring so I decide to start working out
> Start going to gym
> Fast forward a few years when I'm 18
> Im in good shape and lifting is a big part of my life now.
> A lot girls at my school begin to take notice of me now.
> Don't care I just want to focus on high school so I can graduate as soon as possible.
> However there was one girl I couldn't resist
> let's call her Kate.
> Dark hair pale skin and blue eyes.
> 8/10.
> She was the only girl who was nice to me before I started working out.
> However I didn't even think she was into me even after I got in shape.
> But she was and I'm an idiot for not realizing it.
> So fast forward another month and bloodborne releases.
> I had never played dark souls before this so this whole kind of game was new to me.
> I played it all weekend and thought it was amazing. Everything from the atmosphere to the combat was great
> The weekend ends and I have to go to school.
> The bell rings and I immediately head for the entrance.
> I couldn't wait to start playing bloodborne again.
> I see Kate by the door with two of her friends
> She was apparently waiting for me because she had to ask me something.
> She tells about this big event going on after school. I think it was a fair or something.
> Her friends are watching and giggling in the corner.
> She asks me if I want to go with her.
> Tell her sorry but I have work that day.
> I didn't have work that day I just wanted to go play bloodborne
> She seems disappointed and just says "oh okay" then leaves.
> a few weeks go by and I finally realize she was asking me to go out with her
>But by that time Somebody else had asked her out to prom already and they started dating after that.
> I didn't even go to prom because I thought it would be too painful to see her.
I have a few other stories like this I may share but feel free to post your own too.

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>tfw want to be a youtuber but have no unique content to make

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Haa dokkoi anon-kun

Aa yoisho madafaka