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>tfw if you think about being short you get shorter
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>>39578384
I wish that worked anon..
I just wanna be smol
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>>39578384
DON'T DO THIS TO ME, MAN! I CAN'T HANDLE THIS>
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Maybe my giantess fetish is to blame for me ending up very short then.
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>Hey, mister? Can you tell us how babies are made?
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>>39578340
When a white man sticks his pee pee in a girl's special place. A baby is made. A non-white man can stick his peepee into other boys buttholes to make babies.
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It's kinda hard to explain. You, on the right, come here. I'll show you guys how it's done.
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>>39578340
"Yeah, sure, go on a website called rule34.xxx and type into the search bar "mlp anal vore."
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Why is every girl a whore these days?
Even fembots have had loads of bfs and been fucked loads of times.
Virgin fembots, do you even exist?
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It is rare, but I am sure they do. I met my bf on this site. Was a 24 year old virgin until then.
I still browse, but post way less often due to becoming more normie
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All women are not whores.
Fembots are not a thing. Neither are robots. Either you have game or not.
There are virgin girls. Just no virgin fembots because they're not a real thing.
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Dont listen to garbage like this >>39578331
ALL women are whore. It is in their nature. Societies of old realized this and tried to suppress it. Modern western society let it get out of control and now women just jump from Chad to Chad.
Religion and traditional values are the only way to keep women in check.
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What would you do if you woke up one day and you were a thicc black girl?
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kill myself because nigger
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What would you do if you woke up one day and you were an obese black girl?
FTFY
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>>39578312
Have sex with white boys.
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>Tired
>Go to sleep
>Wake up
>Still tired
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
I JUST WANT TO BE NOT-TIRED
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>>39578308
get some of those sleep supplements e.g. "knocked the fuck out" or that weird reverse energy drink stuff.
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That is a symptom of depression and you should see a GP.
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>unemployed
>bored of everything all day
>go to sleep
>wake up four hours later feeling completely rested
>20 more hours of boredom before I can sleep again
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjfClL6nogo
Why haven't you grown up? Get out of neverland manbabies.
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>>39578301
If growing up isn't worth anything and dying is inconsequential, what does it matter? Stay as a child, off yourself at thirty. Sounds fine to me.
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Didnt JC say be like a child, and in all other religions the ultimate goal is be as a child.
We the real prophets, it will be recognized in 100 years and great storys will be told of the robot. for now we just need to hang on the cross and be smurked upon on
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This guy is such a shill.
>get married
>buy a house
>take loans
>save muh economy
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>sign up for classes at a local community college to meet qts
>First day, go in seconds before class starts and sit next to some qt
>nothing happens
>Second day, get to class early, sit in the same spot, qt sits a row ahead
>Third day, qt sits in the previous spot again, but tries to make eye contact and smiles at me 3 times
Do I have a shot? I'm really autistic when it comes to women, so I can't fathom why she'd move further away, but then give off signals which I'm interpreting as flirty. Is there another, more reasonable explanation for this, robots?
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just say hi fag
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>>39578241
>sign up for classes at a local community college to meet qts
Never gonna make it, you're focusing on the prize rather than the goal.
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>>39578241
dont be retarded, just start a conversation, find interests, dont make it obvious that you want a relationship just go after being friends first, if she wants one then shell tell you, if not youll shes a friend that can hook you up
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>claims to be "depressed"
>experiences sadness, crying
You're just fucking sad. Depression is the absence of emotion.
Fucking normies.
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>>39578181
Am I a normalfag for experiencing those emotions briefly when getting wasted?
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>>39578181
>be depressed
>not have the will to get out of bed
>think of suicide alot
>"Anon youre not depressed fucking grow up"
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Apathy, numbness, feeling like you're viewing the world from over your shoulder.
Real depression, not facebook-like-bait normie depression
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Watched Fight Club a few minutes ago. Probably the third or fourth time watching it, but this is the first time this has crossed my mind. Was wondering if something like it existed in real life, where regular guys got together to beat the shit out of each other after work. Do you think its a feasible idea to set something up where you live? I think it would be kind of fun, minus the missing tooth or hospital visits.
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There are gyms where boxers and fighters train, so isn't that more or less the same just not in a skeevy basement?
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Fight clubs of their own have existed since the movie was made. Definitely before that too.
But they are not as novel as the movie makes them out to be, there is not much philosophical suspense to them, just guys beating the shit out of each other and if you don't lay some ground rules they go REALLY far and hurt each other bad. I've seen it.
Women may be immoral selfish sluts and whores but men are idiots, we don't watch out for each other at all.
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>>39578166
Join the Army. We have fight night in the barracks every friday night. Youll soon learn that being pressured into fighting your mate sucks and getting punched in the face doesn't leave you feeling fulfilled.
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>be me
> have surgery on the left leg
>am im hospital for a couple of nights
> one of the nights i dream that i received an amazing blowjob
> i came in the dream, but could feel my real life dick and hurt like a bitch (notice that to get to the part of the leg i was operated at they had to open a hole very close to my testicles)
>nurse comes in to help me take a shower
> when she removes my pants and looks at my underwear, it's a big fucking mess of blood and cum
>i've never came that much in my life
>she screams, other medivs and nurses come in
>they see me laying in bed, crying because my dick feels like it's burning, and cum and blood everywhere
>mfw when they transfered me to other room and had to close that one for 1 week
>mfw the entire hospital knows what happened
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Better than most other threads on this board presently, to be honest.
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>>39578151
This is what happens when you nofap kids.
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Hope you're not being treated in the US or a bleeding cock will be the least of your problems.
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>tfw incredibly horny right now
>softly bouncing my dakimakura in my lap
I'm tired of this.
I NEED to feel the insides of a qt grill
>pic very related
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Just get a fleshlight or something bruh
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>>39578063
You need to feel me inside you
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>>39578063
Does it feel good to rob your dick against a dakimura, or are the materials too soft?
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>want gf
>have unprotected sex with her
>want to ejaculate in her mouth
>she says no
>finally she starts doing it every day and smiling after swallowing
>want her to orgasm every time we have sex
>she masturbates after sex if I don't finish her off
>now I want to get her pregnant and then have sex with her sister during the pregnancy
>now I want to a2m but not kiss her for the rest of the day
>now whenever she sucks on me I make sure to jam it in to try to get deepthroat
Do the wants ever end?
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>>39578048
eventually you will want something she cannot give, and then you will have a desicion of either getting what you want or staying with her. either desicion will result i you being miserable
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>>39578048
>now I want to get her pregnant and then have sex with her sister during the pregnancy
stop that
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>>39578076
I want the wants to end. She is a good girl.
>>39578101
Degeneracy is not fought with greater degeneracy.
Farewell, everyone. Forever.
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>>39578028
i want to go back. not here.
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>>39578028
Do it! Originally bye bye!
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Have fun on your journey anon. Hopefully theres more out there than what's here.
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>muh nippon
Why people are forgetting about obviously superior nation?
Also reminder that all of japanese culture is stolen from chinese
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>>39577997
They look a tad uglier and didn't make anime.
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>>39577997
We should have let europe fuck china in the ass, the would would be so much better off
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>>39577997
>superior
Proofs??
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I grew up in the US south in a ultraconservative religious household. Officially, sex outside marriage made Jesus weep. But also my aunt told me, "realistically," that sex is something women do to make men happy. It's not really fun for girls, it's one way to serve your husband, etc. So I never tried because 1) Jesus would weep and 2) it wouldn't be that good anyway so what's the point?
Wo college, changed my mind, left the church, etc. and decided to have sex with my boyfriend this week.
Oh. My. God. You fucking guys. I HAVE BEEN LIED TO MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE. Sex is supposed to be painful & difficult for ladies? BUT SEX IS GOOD!! Sex is so, so good.
I love it. I love rough sex. I love getting fucked hard-- it feels better than anything in the world. I love being on top, I love him being on top, I love doggy style, I love missionary, I love being fucked against the bed and the wall and the desk and the chair.
And I love giving head! It is not dirty or degrading at all. Gagging is minimal. Semen just tastes like slighly tangy mucus. Oral sex is about pleasure, and fun, and respect, and trust. He puts his most sensitive and fragile part into your mouth (full of teeth that could easily bite and hurt him), you show him you're grateful for the trust. And a dick in your mouth is the best way to start the day!
There's nothing ugly or degrading or shameful about sex. It's like the best parts of dancing and working out and laughing and making inside jokes, all combined. The physical sensations are beyond description, and you get to see the other person at their strongest and most beautiful. You get to share the innermost, most secret, most vulnerable part of yourself with another person-- and be celebrated. You can celebrate someone else's power without being hurt or diminished yourself.
I will never, EVER stop having sex, and I will never, ever feel ashamed about it.
Virgins, take warning: sex is GOOD.
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>>39577953
You're a whore. Originally
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>>39577953
cool bait m8
would that be original?
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>>39577953
This is literally an exact copy paste of a Reddit post.
Why do you do this?