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>paid hooker to lose my virginity
>put on condom
>blowjob, pussy
>didn't feel shit
>fucked her for half an hour
>literally no orgasm, I simply cum
is it over for me?

I was adicted to porn for years BTW.
I'm scared my dick has lost sensibility.
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>>38645636
no you just had a bad sex experience and feel for the condom meme, which is fair considering you were fucking the local whore.

Don't stress over it anon, condom bj's are just truly that awful, they hurt for me more than anything, i'm uncut.

Condoms really cuck you too, its just how it goes sometimes, if you try again and feel more relaxed you might have a better experience.
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>>38645636
>condom

That's where you fucked up
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>>38645775
>lose virginity with a hooker
>get a STD

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> Day 3 of nofap and the urge is all consuming.
how do I stay sane and keep going
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>>38645528
Get your girlfriend to jack you off instead it makes it easier for me when I try no fap.
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>>38645528
Become enthralled with engaging distractions, like learning a new language etc.
Try to make yourself too busy to fap in your waking time, and too tired in your downtime.
Constantly remind yourself that it's a test of resilience, and you have something to prove to yourself
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>>38645545
> Get your girlfriend
> your girlfriend
> girlfriend

I HAVE NO GIRLFRIEND! but my dick twitched when I saw my sister walking in her panty during breakfast FUCK MEEEEEE!

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I thought I'd want to kill myself, but no, my life is actually going somewhere. Does anyone else know this feel?
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is it really going somewhere to you though? or just going somewhere in terms of what society feels is going 'somewhere'.
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>>38645501
Give it a few more months mate, it will hit you hard. And by then she'll be fucking someone else.
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>>38645571
this this and more this
enjoy while it lasts op

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>tfw started balding at 18 yo
>tfw I'm 19 and it's slightly worse
>tfw my M-shape receding hairline is too bad for getting a nice haircut
>tfw 7/10 with chad-tier haircut and 4/10 buzzcut

Anyone can relate?
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>had a 'receded' looking widow's peak hairline as a teenager
>now in my mid-20s it's started to recede properly
>my head shape is really weird, I used to at least be able to hide it with hair
never had a chance
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>>38645490
get a skinhead 0.5/1 all over
buzz cut is pussy
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>>38645490
start finasteride
i'd rather take the risk of having impotence for a month than to accept my fate willingly

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For some reason, I find muscular women really attractive. I always have. I like women who are clearly muscular, but also feminine, like pic-related. Before you ask, no I am not gay and traps disgust me. I like T&A as well. My dream girl has good boobs, a great butt, and a hardbody. Does this make me a beta? I am very traditional and am still a very dominate person. Also, where would I find women like this?
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>Does this make me a beta?

This makes you beta
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>>38645442
if your girl can't end your life with a single flex she might not be a keeper
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Stop being so fucking insecure about stupid shit, fucking hell.

What does girl squirt juice tastes like?
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>>38645435
Similar to 7up. Which is surprising, because black people don't like eating pussy.
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>>38645435
I'm not going to tell you but I'll wait here till some idiot says piss so I can laugh and leave.
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>>38645435
Pee my dude

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I used to be a robot but I went ahead and changed for the better. I thought fembots were a meme but they are out there. Are fembots also afraid of never being loved or appreciated? Are they also vindictive towards the opposite sex like some robots are?
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there is nothing for them to fear but the wall.
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>>38645397
But who will pay for it, in the end?
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>>38645360
Rape and getting stalked are two
things

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Tell me your personal cucking stories, it can also be from wagecucking as well.
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The first and only girl friend I had left me after 2 months with a black guy because "he knew how to handle a women" she said. Now i have an interracial cucking fetish. Feels bad.
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>>38645483
When did this happen? What was your response?
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>>38645514
It happened when I was 19, i never was with another girl before so I didnt really know what to do, I thought I was ok but I guess not.

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>You've reached the point in time where people are starting to realize pol is fucking garbage

We're almost there boys, soon the edgy meme culture will be toppled over and replaced with something new.

But what?..
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>>38645300

i think the opposite of what you say is true
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All niggers must hang.

Origna.
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>>38645343
Explain so I have a reason to take you seriously

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I wasn't built for this world. The 21st century and all its rules and processes. Driver licenses, bank appointments, job interviews, doctor appointments. They're all so foreign and scary to me. Sometimes when the cold truth hits me, I think to myself that it would be better to buy a large backpack, take out all my money, and become a vagabond.

I want to curl up and die when I think about doing those things. I wish I was born during a simpler time when you could sell your sword for a day's meal instead of all this complicated shit. Maybe then I could have died by a sword or something and be normal rather than shrivling up in a basement all my days.
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Lol everyone thinks like this but really it doesn't matter. What matters is what your plan is going forward and how you will make this current situation go in your direction

So?
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>>38645282
So curl up and die. What's stopping you from slashing your throat right now?
>muh pain
You're not suicidal. Give up the act and grow the fuck up. You're a fucking joke, kid.
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>>38645282
>They're all so foreign and scary to me
Nigga you fucking grew up in this fucking era
Do you wanna go back to a period of time where if you weren't born a richfag or a Chad, you'd stay a poorfag forever?

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Should I go back to the boxing gym? Its 80 dollars per month.
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That's really cheap, I'd go
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>>38645274
The trainers look fairly young, but they sort of seems they know what they're talking about. I wanted to ask him for credentials but that seems sort of autistic and I dont want to offend anyone
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>>38645260
Do it, anon. It's the best sport in the world.
But $80 per month seems a bit much. No cheaper gyms around?

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Just got a verification text from google and another text from my phone company, looks like I'm a Chad now, see ya losers
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That doesn't make you chad anon
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>>38645253
Why do you even have a phone? You don't text anyone and no one wants to talk to you. You're such a waste of life, it's kinda funny how pathetic you are. Makes me feel a lot better about myself. Go download candy cuck and kys. You're a fucking joke, kid.
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>>38645446
Why are you going around using that same line in different threads? Are you getting a kick out of it?

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why don't you just dress up like a girl and drive to another city and walk around in public?

then you could go to some public bathroom and jack off at the thought of people looking at you for hours

why haven't you done this yet?
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>>38645190
Because that is gay as shit, captain
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>>38646342
But does that mean you don't want it?
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>Implying that I have to dress up as a girl to do that.

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So we surely all agree that willingly engaging in homosexual sex is pure faggotry.

But what about being raped by another man? Imagine feeling your own body betray you as your ass stretches to accommodate him. The feeling of panic and shame as you involuntarily become aroused. Even if you begged him to stop, you'd have to know deep down that you've been conquered. Maybe he'd whisper in your ear what a little bitch you are, and what can you say? You're the one with a dick in your ass. Maybe if you had fought harder you could have gotten away. But in the end you submitted to man sex. Next is the mix of dread and relief when he finally cums inside you. It's finally over, but did you just get any diseases? Maybe he took a picture of you getting fucked and he threatens to show it to your gf unless you show up whenever he calls. Even if you never see him again, your gut is holding his seed. You're his property.

Only a faggot would willingly have sex with a man. Real men get raped.
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what does that make the rapist?
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>>38645207
>what does that make the rapist?
A faggot, obviously.
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>>38645249
She has a weird ass

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Welcome to Frogs and Feels Irish bar. Come and drink those feels away!
Discord:/FfRFSsc
Jukebox:https://youtu.be/gjnlh-QADq4
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>>38645178
Fucking fenians
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>>38645225
Fuck off. We don't want your unionist shite here.
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>>38645178
Oh what is that colour I spot outside?
It looks like orange!
What a suprise!

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