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>>38646107
I don't really need one as long as Darksydephil keeps fucking up

>>38646107
I laugh at people here who are unironically autistic or otherwise mentally handicapped.

no I don't I hate bullying and anything such
if you want anti bullying advice msg me at [email protected]

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>>38646000
nice trips
here's a scary baby

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ScArY bAbyyyy

they must be masochists
i would never want a masochist gf

>>38645986

This is honestly the best visual representation.

>why didn't i kill myself back then
>i could resting instead of suffering

Lots of drinking, 4channing and sexual frustration.

>>38645981
No because I wasn't circumcised against my will, sucks being you.
Just to confirm your suspicions, I can masturbate like cutfags do without the foreskin and it's simply worse, I would've masturbated a lot less had that been the only way to do it.
And my head isn't even cracked and calloused.

i actually think i wouldnt jerk off as much if had foreskin, but maybe thats just wishful thinking.

>>38645981
Never bothered me and never had any problems with orgasms either. The "sensitivity" thing is nothing but trolling too. Yeah, the skin that they're supposed to cut off is more sensitive but it's not a sexually stimulating sort of sensitivity. It's just sensitive.

>>38645926
suck my dick you cocksucking slut shut the fuck up faggot

As in, believe men and women should be equal before the law and such? Sure.
As in, it is important to our cause that there's no tits in vidya anymore and Ghostbusters are suddenly fat negresses? No thanks.

>>38645926
>female robots
anon stop

>>38645900
You're a white man though anon....

Why is that man sticking his wiener into poop?

Sheboons cannot be fembots.

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>>38645819
Normies' mentality is literally
>Me me me me me me me, did i forget to tell you about me ?

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>>38645819
>>38646064
>these autists not seeing the irony in their crying
This shit is why I keep coming back

dude that's clearly what you want too, esp. from a normie apparently

>>38645794
I'd ram my penis in her ass just like I'd do to you, fucking faggot

>>38645814
>penis in butt instead of vagoo
>calling me a faggot
Keksimus maximus

I mean what are you supposed to do when inevitably some Chad starts to hit on her? It will happen. Seeing as she was available to you, everyone else will have access to her, so it's only a matter of time.

>>38645772
It's statistically likely, but then again I'm not delusional so I would say maybe

>>38645772
multiple times.
the thing is i'm bad at getting hints so i missed every opportunity.

>>38645772
Even my autistic self can safely answer "no".

>>38645769
just hang yourself moron
you'll be ruining some poor wagecuck's day when he has to clean up your shit after you become a mash of goo

>>38645769
If you want to die by train simply search for a yard near you, or any tracks, then go there at night and write with a pen and paper when they come and go.
Find yourself a place where it's mostly straight and preferably has some fluff nearby, then simply wait for your ride to come.
When it comes simply wait for it to be close enough were you're spooked to run across and then lay down on the tracks or stand in front of it. The train will not stop for many minutes, so you'll be a stew before they can do anything.

I'd advise against trains though. Do something worthwhile.
If you want a less reliable and more painful way, if you're into that, just wait til the train is going past you quickly on a straight course, then run out of the bushes and jump towards the train. The air will suck you feet into the rails and you'll be pulled under and chopped up.

Do it homosexual

>>38645762
>implying getting parents to pay for your college is your own accomplishment

Hi I can fly above you peasants and I'm really cool. Ask me anything.

>>38645762
>>38645785
Wait, graduating in december? Hmmmmm

>>38645697
Only niggers are afraid of cops. And thats because they always break the law.

>>38645697
Because when they're coming FOR you rather than for you they are not like that at all.
You got a nice one in a small town who felt pity for you.
That's rare.

>>38645697
because they were being illegal bad boys and they whine when they get caught

>>38645662
If tattoo is pic related then ditch her.
But anyway OP is a fagot. Not getting a 9 just because she has tattoos is retarded.

There is just something about having tatooes that feels to me like you're trying to add value to your body when intrinsically your body has already no other value than just existing, and sex.

Someone who has tatooes, to me, seems to be not only someone who values their body too much for the wrong reason, but also has a lazy way to show it.

Also, to get a tatoo, you must have this idea of yourself being unchanging and always true to what you thought when you got the tatoo, which is short sighted horseshit most of the time, although it could prove true.

And lastly, esthetically, it's just a dark mark on the body, while the fuck would you like someone who looks like they have been branded by god for being gigantic fuckboys.

i agree, ask if she's a virgin and then dump if not though you can always get tatoos removed

>>38645659
>What are your thoughts on tards
>I mean actual, drooling, pants-shitting tards.
honestly, why do people actually let them be alive?
life can be quite crap for non-retarded people, but imagine how badly a person with down syndrome suffers, even though they probably don't even know it.

>>38645659
I sometimes wonder how they survive after school. Many teachers had to look after a small proportion of disabled kids in my school and they looked to get tons of support, but what happens when they leave? Do they get no help at all? Do their parents have to molly coddle them from home for the remainder of their lives? Do they ever become productive members of society, and if not, what was the point of putting them through school anyway? What happens when their parents die, do siblings that never asked for them have to drop everything to care for them, straining relationships between their spouse and kids? Do you think the tards themselves know how much damage they are causing to families and costing to us? I have so many questions that you cant really ask in our society, i feel bad for thinking them but do u anons think im wrong or what?

People that are so retarded that they'll mentally be infants for the rest of their lives just need to be euthanized. We're paying money for people that have no sense of reality, nor do they realize or can even comprehend what school is or what money is.

>>38645649

i'll end up killing myself eventually

>>38645649
>implying most of the people here will survive the societal collapse

throw myself at the mercy of an isolated self-sustaining monastery somewhere