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>Go to most expensive and luxurious shopping mall in my state
>Enter Burberry, Chanel, Hugo Boss, Dolce&Gabbana
>Waste the salesman's time asking questions and looking for products
>Leave without buying anything everytime

Who else is winning the war on normies?
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Most people crawl in there and don't buy anything. Chanel is shit this year for example. You'd look like a normie. What would be the point?
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>>38646605
>wasting a wagecuck's time
love it
i do the exact same too, feels good man
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>>38646723
How is it wasting his time if he gets paid by the hour?

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thouguts on this drug? Robot? Normie? degenerate ?
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>helps with anxiety and depression
>keeps you indoors
>keeps you fat
Very robot
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Are you serious? Are you fucking serious right now?

Smoke fucking weeeeeeeeddddddddd! You are a faggot! An actual homosexual! WAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy cow... WEED out!
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>>38646596
Basically like drinking beer. Its no big deal and its enjoyable. Just don't over do it like anything in life. Something something about weed culture being cancerous.

You wake up tomorrow with this mans body and a more hansom face + beard. What do you do?
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>>38646532
nothing different probably.
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>>38646532
See how much I can lift and make a barley legal whore call me Daddy.
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>>38646532
Probably only bang old trucker/biker milfs because good-looking women don't want to fuck ogres

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>tfw no rat pack bf
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rat pack?
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>>38646575
Yeah senpai. Whats a ratpack. Is it like mattpat?
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>>38646575
Like ol' blue eyes.

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Come share music in the late night music thread

Here's a song Eminem will perform as his final live song when he retires

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZgB7D5Xtbs
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Sharks in the water and the waters deep

Sharks in the water and they're swimming in their sleep

Dr No

Dr No

Mercy

Dr No
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>>38646528
https://youtu.be/u7K72X4eo_s
mode
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>>38646861

man that video was creepy I'm glad I'm out of that fucking hell hole of a place

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>tfw brainlet

Is there a worse fucking feel? Just fucking execute me.
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at least we have an excuse for our failures. imagine all the smart robots here, how much more pathetic can you really get than that?
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>>38646768
>imagine all the smart robots here, how much more pathetic can you really get than that?

There is no such thing. Intelligence is really just the application of the mind to achieving your goals. I.e. a "smart" person gets what they want out of life and that's all there is to being smart.

All robots are stupid. Autistic savantism is extremely rare and even autistic savants usually aren't smart, just really good at one thing which in and of itself is completely useless.
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>>38646833
you have a nonstandard definition of what a smart or intelligent person is

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Is there anything worse than being a low test baby face?
>be 19
>look like i'm 15
>have to show ID everytime I go to store to buy booze or cigs
>can't grow a beard that isn't some school shooter pubes
>girls my age won't even look at me since they must think I just finished elementary school
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just become a pedophile nobody will even notice
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>>38646481
>girls my age won't even look at me since they must think I just finished elementary school
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>>38646703
>tfw a female pedophile will never molest you

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Has ASMR Darling finally been challenged by a worthy adversary?
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where my asmrbros at?
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fucking wtf why is my life like this im fucked
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THAT'S NOT HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ANGLE A BLUE YETI REEEEEEEEEE

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My life is so fucked up
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>>38646443
Does annon care to elaborate?
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>>38646480
I'm too tired to talk about it, "fucked up" just sums it up well. There's no chance for improvement, all I can really do is laugh about it at this point.
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>>38646567
I love you, does that make you happier?

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>chubby black teenager licked her lips while staring me in the eyes when she gave me my food
>I throw my food straight into the trash and leave

Can you fucking not
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>>38646434
>The Virgin is picky
Dude...should of approached her and said something clever. Might have missed out on true love m8
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>>38646434
>go to red top
>dead of night
>cashier rings up order
>diddle phone until ready
>shiver in spine
>look over at kitchen
>fryboy doing a magic johnson smile
>looks like hes jerkin the gerkin as hard as possible
>heressssss your fooooooooddd
>leave and eat at home
It can honestly be worse. A guy got fired from a local jack in the box for spitting in tacos and dunking the patties in mop bucket water. Looked like the guy from Girl House
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>>38646461
Nah dude, it's not that. I don't want her nigger lips near my food, especially with her tongue out wiping saliva all over the place. That shit is disgusting and shouldn't be encouraged around the handling of food.

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How does it feel to not be anyone's favorite person?

Like, sure, you might have friends and people you hang out with, but there's no one who thinks of you as their best friend, as the person who'll they change their plans for just to hang out with you.

You're sorta like a pity project, a way for others to feel better about themselves because, hey, they force themselves to hang out with you.
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>>38646424

yeah realised this a LONG time ago, that is why i haven't had 'friends' for over 10 years now

i suck, i really suck, i am a stupid looking manlet so i'm just going to take myself away from other people especially where i live, for a long time i've been thinking to move to a country where people are short and ugly though, but i'm NEET and i get the bux so i just sit here instead
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>>38646467

>to a country where people are short and ugly

Literally, the only thing worse than being short and ugly is being short, ugly, and a foreigner

Why do that to yourself?
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>>38646424
>You're sorta like a pity project, a way for others to feel better about themselves because, hey, they force themselves to hang out with you.

Fuck this hit home too close.
Guess I try make myself usefull in other ways, mostly because I can fix shit.

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>36 years old
>Went out to dinner with a 38 year old woman I met online
>She's kind of pretty but not too great
>She spent the entire date telling me what she wants in a man and she's a take no bullshit kind of woman
>She says she wants to focus on her career and she follows her own schedule
>She doesn't like men that expect women to baby them
>She said she wants a gentleman that will treat her right and take care of her
>At one point she asks me how much I make
>Lie to her and say I make about a third what I actually do
>She's noticeably displeased but she says "I guess that's fine."
>She complains about how men have treated her like shit in the past
>Tell her I'm not like that at all and she said "that's what they all say"
>After like 2 hours she starts asking me about myself
>She seems completely disinterested
>At one point she says "You remind me of my dad but I guess that's not so bad."
>Not sure how to take that
>Finish dinner
>She didn't even bother with a courtesy offer to pay her half
>We get in the car and she asks to come to my place
>Was afraid she'd scratch my eyes out so took her to my apartment
>She starts looking around and immediately criticizing things
>Change the subject and tell her lets have a drink
>Don't usually drink but take out the hard booze anyway
>Talk for awhile, it's just as vapid as before but try to be pleasant and make her laugh
>Eventually she relaxes and says "do you want to go to the bedroom?"
>I tell her I think we should get to know each other better
>She's surprised but she says okay and asks me to take her home
>Drive her home
>She says that was great
>She gives me kiss on cheek and says let's get together soon
>I say okay and tell her to have a goodnight
>2 weeks past
>She calls asking why I haven't called her or anything
>I tell her I think we should see other people
>She says she doesn't want to and and we hit it off so well
>mfw
I don't think I'm cut out for dating guys. Is this the norm? Fuck me, that was exhausting.
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>>38646327
do girls rehearse a guy checklist to break out on every date
should i practice a girl checklist of my own for dates
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>>38646327
Yeah, from a friend to a friend dont fall for this.. theres a reason they are alone, dont forget that. Just have fun.
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You should have fucked her wizbro. Crazy sex is best sex.

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Probably not the best place to ask but I have a large lump under the skin at the top of my thigh next to my taint. Was a small lump for a few weeks but now it's bigger and sore if I walk. What is it a boil? Cancer? Any medfags please help.
Pic is similar
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>>38646274
It's a testicle. Don't worry.
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probably a cyst. it'll go away on its own.

that or get it removed, it won't cause any problems. purely cosmetic
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thrombosis of the embolisms
you'll want to apply the vinegar rub and ice it

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Some of my neighbor's kids (don't know which ones) keeps coming into my backyard and cutting/slashing/burning my trees. What the fuck do I do r9k? How do I catch the bastards?
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>>38646154

put a camera up, idiot
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>buy one of those tree face things
>shoot them the next time they go near it
>claim defense of another

srsly though just run them off your property with a shotgun or something
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>>38646312
Yeah but how do I catch them though? The trees are in a blind spot of the house

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when I was younger (like 7 or 8) my sister would legitimately rape me. she's 5 years older and we would make out furiously, I would suck on her tits and shit. surprised she never made me fuck her.

made out with my other younger sister cause we slept in the same bed one night. was hot as fuck. same age.

anyone else /incestprone/?
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>>38646149
I have a half sister and every weekend we used to go to our pool and after we got bored and most of the family left we would make out.
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>>38646347
hot af how old were you
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me and my sister used to imitate porn we found on a used computer my mom bought me when were younger
ive wanted to go back into that territory with her for a long time now but ive never had the opportunity to do so since i don't live with her anymore
s o o n, though

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