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Who here unironically likes Classical/ instrumental music?
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>>38648193

Probably my favourite piece

https://youtu.be/mgHxmAsINDk
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>>38648268
Amazing taste anon, here's a favorite piece of mine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5poSw7tFLB4
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how could anyone uniroically not like it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlI022aUWQQ&t

So recently I watched this video from this cool Youtuber named CGP Grey. He's kinda cool like he makes vids on history and geography and kinda geeky things. Sooo anyway he made a video on reddit and it sorta piqued my interest. Anyway, so I went on Reddit and it's actually kinda cool. Like there's lots of cool communities and discussions that go on there that are actually constructive (unlike on 4chan, I'm sorry to say). So, basically, this is like my invitation for you to come to the light side. Come join me on Reddit! It's not as bad as you think and basically it's actually pretty lit!
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>>38648169
Bait or a horrifyingly retarded example of nu9k?
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>>38648169
well the guy in the vid puts it kinda perfectly reddit is for finding things. Real discussion is impossible because its all a fight for popularity and thus its just a huge circle jerk of boring things that appeal only to the widest audience
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>because there are no editors on Reddit
Do mods not exist?

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W-what's going on guys...
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>>38648165
Wow
She is still responding and she is even wants to spend some time with you
Don't fuck this one up sperglord
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>>38648165
She wants you to get her a free coffee.
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>>38648211
>tall
Literally 5'9.5
That's less than average for a white man.

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>despise grindfest MMOs
>regular multiplayer games are usually pay2win FPS or MOBA autism
>want friends and that won't happen replaying PS2 games for the millionth time
What sort of stuff should I play anons?
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I play RTS Starcraft 2, master 1 atm and I've made friends just by having really good games vs someone, and adding them after.
I mean I started my bnet account with zero friends obviously, and now I have a few dozen on there. It's nice to talk to other people about strats, tournaments going on, favourite players, etc.
It is a pretty shit idea for you though, sorry op, s'all I got. I just don't like team based MP games any more, when it's just 1v1 there's only you to blame and so you can learn from mistakes better.
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play something that you don't normally play. That's how I got to love a lot of my favorite games
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you should play wizMUD

http://metro.co.uk/2017/07/26/son-allegedly-killed-by-dad-after-finding-photos-of-him-eating-feces-from-a-diaper-6808757/
>son found the feces photos
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r9k has really gone down in quality
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Im not goingt to read this so spoonfeed me
Were the pics of
>dad eating feces so he killed him to keep his dark secret
or
>son eating feces so dad kills in blind rage
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>>38648081
>dad eating feces so he killed him to keep his dark secret
it was this one

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>Mom tells me it's perfectly normal to never have ha a gf at 20
I hate this self proclaimed feminist cunt so much sometimes
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>>38647988
Normality is different for everyone. Stop worrying about what society expects out of you and listen to your mother, she's trying to make you understand what I just said.
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>>38648106
if you dont have a steady relationship by the time you finish high school you are pretty much fucked.
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>>38648130
And who gives a fuck man. Life is going to move on whether you want it to or not, it's not worth getting hung over some trivial shit like this. You had years of built up problems, which escalated into what you are now. You should be more angry at the circumstances, not what you're missing.

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It's time to discuss the event's that took place last night.
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>>38647947
God you people are fucking pathetic. Saged
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RECAP
>made a thread last night about a nerdy girl's pic related
>girl's old youtube account was 6 years old
>people did some digging
>found her new youtube account, twitter, and discord
>Eventually someone claimed to be her and started answering questions in the thread
>she eventually posted the timestamp in the OP
>people went crazy
>now she has her twitter set to private
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>>38647989
Oh shit I saw that thread but it looked boring from the first post, just people comparing girls. I missed some good shit didn't I?

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I've been reading a little too much Berserk, but I was wondering something. How does someone FIND their dream? How can someone rise above the pain and loathing to better themselves and aspire to be the perfect form of themself? I weighed in at over 220 lbs a year ago. Something inside me clicked when I stood on that scale. It all fell into place, and after 4 months I was at 165. But I didn't stop to think about WHAT made me change. Any ideas?
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I think they just need to be wired to be that way
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>>38647853
Griffith is a faggot and so are you.
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Guts never had no dream.
Only jerkwads such as Griffith who did everything wrong have dreams.

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hey guys,

im writing a paper on nooses, as a demonstration tool I bought a rope and tied the hangmans noose, my question is is there any position the noose has to be to not survive and wind up paralized, above or below the adams apple for instance, thanks would really help with my paper for school
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do your own homework, fag
i recommend a practical experiment to find out what you want
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the noose kills you by choking you to death, the only way for you survive is if somebody rescues you. People usually end up paralyzed because the lack of oxygen destroys your brain, but it can snap your neck if you drop fast enough.
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>>38647866
how fast and high up would somebody need to be? got my pen and paper right now

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>go out of my way not to interact with any of the women at my job
>one of the girls complain to hr about how me constantly ignoring them/going out of my way not to have chit chat with them is a form of sexual harassment making them uncomfortable
>HR agrees and I have a "hearing" with them tomorrow
I'm fucking done
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If retarded bullshit like this happened to me, I would take it to my boss, and if he didn't resolve it I would resign on the spot.
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>>38647807
It's ok because this didn't happen and OP most likely doesn't have a job
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>>38647807
If retarded bullshit like this happened to me I'd snap that dumb fucking roasties neck.

>>38647774
>>38647826
I hope this is true.

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Do any other robots here bite yourselfs when you get angry or am I the only one?
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I stopped doing this when I was 10 years old
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>why do i find this hot
i don't know if it's the anger or the biting
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I punch myself instead of hit objects
Today someone crashed into me with a bike so I took off my bag and slammed it into a building.

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>Nobody broke your heart
>You broke your own because you can't finish what you start
>Nobody broke your heart
>If you're alone it must be you that wants to be apart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcRgqXYmzZE
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>>38647711
Reminder that Elliot Smith was a poser who got shanked by the roastie he was fucking and got "foreveralone sadboy" status for it.
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>>38647711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvIQS0t7Hr0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM

link related if you ignore the part where he actually gets the girl

Anon? Wh-what are you doing here? You weren't invited to the wedding...
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THAT FARMING EQUIPMENT BELONGS TO ME, BITCH!
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Absolutely disgusting. I can barely hold the bile in the back of my throat. Revolting.
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Hey Stacy. Tyrone here just had me prepare his divorce papers so he can make your single mother status official after the wedding.

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Hi fellow robots. This is my first post here so bear with me.. I just couldn't really think of a better place to share my story of how I went from a complete betabot to somewhat of a normie.
Pardon my English since it's not my first language.

>be me, 19m, 7 years ago
>I consider myself an ok looking guy
>6.5/10 on a good day
>really shy
>go to high school in a small town
>it's the kind of school where everybody knows each other - not even 100 students
>actually have a couple friends, too beta to talk to girls though
>crushing on almost every girl in my class
>still too beta to talk to any of them except my equally beta m friends
>a normal day consists of dragging my ass through school and playing video games when I'm not masturbating
>one day there was a new girl in class

I have no idea why anyone would move here (my parents did and I still don't know why). It's pretty much the shittiest place ever with nothing to do and your neighbor lives 1 mile away.

>naturally I instantly developed a crush on her as well
>but there was something about her
>she wasn't quite like all the other girls in my class
>she was, I don't know how to say it, but.. so innocent, and cute
>I have to admit she's not the prettiest or best looking girl I've seen but who am I to judge
>she had redish curly hair, freckles, blue/green eyes, pale skin, 7/10
>when the teacher presented her to the class she stood there silent
>of course she got seated on the opposite side of the room as me
>as if I had a chance anyway
>the next couple weeks went by as usual
>she didn't really make any friends cause most of the girls are some total bitches
>a couple guys tried hitting on her, but in a wannabe-chad way so they rather made her into more of a recluse than sliding into her DMs
>I started to notice her more and more as the time went by
>soon she was all I thought about
>maybe it was because i felt a connection to her
>that we were somewhat similar

Running out of space, cont if wanted (not pretyped sry).
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>>38647563
continue pls, ty
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I would also like you to continue please
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go on with the story. this stuff is one of the redeeming qualities of this board

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What's it like to have phimosis?
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Pretty great. Who else /moistboi/ here?

Feels good to be /moist/
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Wouldn't know. My penis is as clean as they come.
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>tfw friend with phimosis lives on the other side of the country
I just want to clean his several-weeks-worth of smegma off with my tongue after sniffing it.

I hate being cut.

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