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>"thanks for always giving me the notes and homework anon, I really appreciate it"
>"haha also Chad and I were wondering though... are you a virgin?"
What do you say?
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>>38649382
"Yeah...I am still.."
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>>38649382

>Dating a self-hating mongrel
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Not anally.

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is skramz the most robot music?
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>>38649290
I'd say it's much too energetic to be robot music. BUT that being said it's still very good. FUNERAL DINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>38649290
I AM NIETZSCHE
I AM NIETZSCHE
I AM NIETZSCHE
Orchid is the best skramz band in history
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>>38649290
>some guy screaming into a mic
>robot music
top kek

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brother, may I please have some oats?
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>>38649255
Nice dubs, and great classic meme bro
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that was a terrific meme
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>>38649298
>>38649255
this meme will always be complete cancer.

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wish I had a gf
?
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roses are black
violets are black
dead in my sack
pray for a heart attack
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>>38649344
Anon has digits, sick
While I pray for death, quick
The normie life never, clicked
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>>38649236
The OIL is bad
The greens sure are good
Stick to whole foods, you know that you should!

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Real Fox Hours Edition
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Homosexuals out of /britfeel/
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27th of July 2017
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>>38649223
>rewatching MASH at 3 in the morning
Very comfy, lads

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What was the most amount of money spent on something you regretted really badly.
Two years ago I spent over 130 dollars on a bad game..
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I spent 12000 on a Mitsubishi Lancer
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>>38649084
Probably my gaming PC
It doesn't even have 64bit windows so I can't play most of the new shit
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>>38649158
Pics of the evo?

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If the earth is round, why can't I see a curve in the horizon?

Roundies btfo.
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>>>/b/

Go away, you're unwanted here
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That's a curve, dumbass
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>>38649169
Obviously fake. Just like the moon landing.

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>mfw normies try to be "funny"
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>>38649056
Those yellow turds are on literally every corner of the earth. I fucking hate them.
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>>38649056
pepe and wojak is practically the same thing as minions
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Just wait until the current generation of kids gets older. They're growing up on vine compilations and dabbing

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>lost my supply of adderall

i'm thinking of quitting my job. someone help.
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>>38649011

Can't you just go to the doctor to get more?
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>>38649030
its stage 2. he said i cant refill until 8/23.
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>>38649030
Not when Obamacare gets repealed.

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>bunch of normies get thrown off a carnival ride hundreds of feet into the air
>can't help but smile

who /edgy/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QV_zTsmr1Q
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>>38649007
and THAT is why I don't go on those type of rides.

i always tell my FUCKING friends that those """KIDDY""" rides are more DANGEROUS than the regular 1000ft drop coasters. They're UNRELIABLE and twist you in WEIRD and NON-TRADITIONAL ways.

I WAS right.
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>>38649007
How the fuck has only one person died there? I will never go on one of those rides operated by fucking carnies who have used the same ride for the last 20 years
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>>38649007
Why is the video so short? I want to see the aftermath and how people reacted to it.

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How could a girl so young be so sexually peverted and messed up?
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Wow in all offices? During business hours? What a slut
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>>38648934
because it gets her attention
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>>38648934
What did he/him/his mean by this?

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>girl gets drunk
>guys rape her
>they then place a sign telling others to rape her, too
Why are men such PIGS?!
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Women exist solely to be semen depositories.
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>>38648763
1) She wore those slutty clothes.
2) She went to a degenerate normie party.
3) She got drunk at said party.

One should not expect to come out of said situation unscathed.
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This is staged you retard
it's fake

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Hey /r9k/ have a laugh at my expense
>be me
>health freak/OCD
>pick up a bottle of ribena
>pour my self a cold glass of it
>leave it for around 2 hours sipping it casually
>feel something stuck in my throat from last sip but casually dust it off to being flem as iv been ill recently
>get to near the end and take a big swig
>feel something moving around in my mouth, almost squirming
>nearly vomit
>spit it back into the cup
>See 2 dead maggots and 1 alive maggot in the glass cup
>proceed to vomit into toilet and wash my mouth out contentiously
>autistic screeching may have been heard
>feel so sick /r9k/
Pick related not sure if maggot or some other creature as its a pinkish red color and is rimmed at close inspection
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>>38648752
Be a true murrican and sue them.
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>>38648752
Looks like a fucking penis.
What the fuck is ribena?
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>>38648752
>Health freak
>Ribena: processed sugarshit
kek

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Do no self esteem, clinically depressed and suicidal females cutties even exist?

Like dude, how can you even fuck your life up in the easiest settings possible?
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>>38648739
>cuties
yeah no, those are called ugly girls
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Of course they exist. They still get railed by chat every night and are highly desirable though
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Yes they do.

>Dated one senior year.
>Chased her because she was cute.
>Broke up with her after 8 months because she was batshit immature and depressed as fuck.
>Way too weeby; does fucking cosplay.
>Libtard af
>She tried suicide multiple times with pills and knives.
>I'm glad I don't have to deal with this shit anymore.
>Don't judge a book by its cover.

Now I want a hardcore punk rock girl maybe with a tattoo who can hold a decent conversation without going "kiyaaa" in chat

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I'm 6'1" with like a 7 face at least but I have no idea how to approach a female much less fuck one. I've seen girls look at me in public but they never approach me, even if they did I wouldn't know wtf to do.
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>>38648732
I guess just initiate conversation, but don't want their time or yours. When you start talking to them, have an end goal.
>asking them on a date
>asking for their phone number
>learning something about them [intel]
all dat normie shit
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>>38648824
meant to say "dont WASTE their time or yours"
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>>38648824
Yeah but how??? Just kinda seems abrupt to ask that from a stranger right?

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